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    "This is it," Bucky murmured to no one but Mother Earth herself, blades of greenery tickling his lips as he sang his dying whale song into the ground. "This is where I perish." 

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    Despite how it often looks, dramatic millennial Bucky Barnes is not actually homeless. He's just really, really bad at flirting.

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    Bucky Barnes never intended to become a single father at 25. But life has always enjoyed kicking him while he's down and it's showing no signs of stopping. A chance meeting with a brick wall of a guy named Steve in the formula aisle of the grocery store leads to a friendship it seems like both of them need. If only Bucky could remember that's all they are- friends. If only Steve didn't slot into their lives so perfectly and look so good spoiling Bucky's daughter (and Bucky, despite his protests).

    Oh, if only Steve didn't turn out to be Captain America.

    Steve Rogers is wandering around a world that he doesn't fit into, fighting for a government that he doesn't trust, just because he doesn't know what to do with himself if he ever relaxes long enough to actually think about anything other than the next mission.

    And then came Bucky Barnes and his newborn baby.

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    It’s been over a year since the Avengers reversed The Snap. You still remember getting the call from Nat saying they had a plan. It was a long shot, but if it worked, they needed someone to be prepared for the world’s population to double instantly.

    That’s how you first met Bucky. It started slow. So slow, in fact, you were certain there was nothing there. Until there was.

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    Bucky Barnes can totally do this, he can fumble his way through a red carpet event and not lose his brand new nationally televised lifestyle presenter gig... he just has to remember to ask questions about the premier and NOT composting (being that he is, in fact, a Gardener and not an entertainment reporter).

    And when he sees a fellow sufferer in need of saving from all the lights, cameras, and hubbub, of course he's going to sidle over and be a friendly face.

    Except the poor, unfashionable gentleman perhaps isn't a ring in like Bucky imagined, is perhaps more famous than he looks?

    Is perhaps actually a real life superhero?

    This is just fluff and more fluff of disaster Bucky and an always charmed Captain America...

    For my Bucky Barnes Bingo square: B3/ Rescue Mission

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    Steve Rogers has adjusted to the modern world. He had adjusted perfectly fine. Well, that's what he liked to tell himself. But, it isn't terrible, he has two good friends and...he hadn't figured out that part yet. Being Captain America took up most of his time, it's not like he didn't want to have hobbies or anything. That is, until he found music.

    Steve had taken a liking to punk music and everything it stood for. Revolution. Rebellion. Freedom.

    Steve had also taken a liking to a punk guitarist who had more secrets than a human should have, Bucky Barnes.

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    Bucky and Steve play a game. It involves begging to pee. Bucky regrets his life choices so fucking much lately. But not really, because he is turned the fuck on.

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    Assassin!Bucky accidentally wets his pants in front of his boyfriend. His life devolves from there.

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    In retrospect, everything lined up in a logical fashion - True Disaster Barton style all the way - and yet Kate still finds herself surprised to hear the news.

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    Bucky, desperately trying not to piss his black skinny jeans for his fiancé, and having a whole lot of thoughts about it during the struggle.

    Like, can anyone really love anybody this much? (Spoiler alert: the answer is yes.)

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    NOTE: read Prizrak first, or you'll be pretty lost with this one.

    Life’s been good to the Avengers & Co. recently. Maybe ‘peace in our time’ wasn’t so far off, after all. Just don’t tell Tony that. He’ll either gloat or twitch. Maybe both.

    Mickey is slowly but surely getting back on her feet. Bucky’s cadets are shaping up to be an effective team. The Avengers have things pretty well under control, with a comfortably large roster and a dedicated training facility. Steve is finally starting to really feel like he has a place in this brave new world.

    This is, naturally, when they’re all reminded rather emphatically that ‘SNAFU’ still contains the word ‘normal.’

    Trapped in another timeline, another world, Bucky, Mickey, and Tripod are forced to fight for their survival. Their best chance is to stay under the radar until they find the device that can send them home - and a way to fix it. So, teaming up with the Invaders is an excellent idea, right?

    Trigger warnings in the tags, will tag chapters/sections when appropriate. Smut-free.

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    Eddie moves to New York for a fresh start. The last thing he expects is to end up with a boyfriend, much less one that’s an Avenger.

    (Written for the Marvel Rare Pair Bang 2019!)

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    sticky boi: because i have a will to live
    sticky boi: or at least if i die nobody will be around to protect queens

     

    ill break ur face then ill win ur case: Priorities am I right [MESSAGE SENT VIA VOICE-TO-TEXT]

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    “I don’t like the way he looks at you,” Bucky’s voice dropped as he stepped closer, invading Matt’s personal space. “The way he touches you. Don’t like people touching things that are mine.”

    Matt felt his knees get weak and his stomach tighten. “It’s just for a few weeks, then the whole thing will blow over.”

    “Y’know, Frank was talking the other night.” Bucky ignored Matt’s previous statement, his voice so quiet that anyone passing might have thought the two men were standing silently, staring at each other. “He got to telling us about when you two first met, and how he apparently tied you to a chimney. Said you started begging to be let go right away. He thought it was funny. Clint thought it was fuckin’ hilarious. At first I wanted to punch him for treatin’ you like that, but then I got to thinkin’ about it and how good you must have looked, tied up and begging.”

    “Jesus, James.”

    Bucky licked his lips. “Then I kinda wanted to punch him for gettin’ to see you like that.”

    WARNING! This takes place immediately following When Hell Freezes Over, but is not in the same tone. Our boys are working through some trauma, and they're not doing it in a healthy way. Mind the tags!

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    This kicks of my new series, Super Therapy! I worried over this for awhile, trying to figure out who the therapist should be (Jessica Jones? Her advice would be common sense but she'd make some of the more delicate superheroes uncomfortable. Phil Coulson? No. I don't need that in this series.) but I think I made the right choice in the end. Good luck! And yes, I do ruthlessly mix and match what I want from the comics, the movies, and the TV shows together.

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    Steve straddles his bike, he's about to start it and wallow on the ride home about yet another soulmate-less day, when he hears it.

    "Goddamn, baby boy, take a ride on this."

     

    in which you hear your soulmate's thoughts when they see you for the first time.

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    Most people love looking at Clint’s soulmark. Bucky, though? Bucky feels guilty right down to his bones, because the soulmark isn’t his.

    And yet he’s still in love with the person it’s on.

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    Bucky has finally managed to get a date with Clint. There's only one small problem: the guests of honour at this fancy gala are the Avengers, but he's got it covered.

    Clint is having a really weird night.

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    Five times Clint Barton was too hot to handle, and one time Bucky returned the favour.

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    When Fisk is released from prison, Matt doesn't see the point anymore. So he gets drunk. Like, really drunk. Which was probably not the best idea he's ever had. But it leads him to meeting Bucky Barnes, which turns out to be all kinds of awesome. So maybe it wasn't the worst idea in the world.

    When T'Challa sends him back to New York on a mission, Bucky just wants to get in and out without drawing Steve's attention. Because that's a conversation he is so not ready to have yet. But then he saves Matt Murdock from getting him drunk ass kicked, and that leads to teamwork and feelings and way more than Bucky was prepared for. But it might just also lead to his happy ending. So it's not all bad.

     

    Marvel Bingo 2019 - Bucky Barnes/Matt Murdock

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    "You look like shit," Steve says, and that breaks the spell a little because fuck you, Steve, he looks good. Steve's nostrils flare. "Is that—is that blood on your mouth?"

    Oh, fuck. Bucky needs to work on not being a sloppy eater. He wipes his mouth hastily, and without thinking, licks his hand clean. Steve stares.

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    In which Bucky is a baby vampire, a disaster, out to have a good time, and hopelessly in love with his roomate; and in which Steve has a few secrets of his own.

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