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    Clint’s name has become synonymous with fucking things up. When you have a one night stand with him, your whole life gets Bartoned.

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    Just a bit of Clint Barton love cause we love us some Hawkeye. ( We is me. We has just been a way I phrase things now... ) A big collection of Reader Insert one-shots featuring the one and only Hawkeye! - small mentions of other ships. Requests could possibly be taken if this gets some love

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    5/?
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    When Matt Murdock ends up accidentally adopting a stray dog, it comes as yet another chaotic addition to the mess that is his life. Daredevil isn't the only superhero with a love for canine companions - Hawkeye is more than eager to help out when it comes to rescuing dogs, and when Clint and Matt accidentally meet outside of the vigilante world, the two of them find themselves getting along like a house on fire. But whilst Matt tries to juggle his life as a civilian and his life as a hero, can the vigilantes keep on top of all the animal-related crimes of Hell's Kitchen? Or will the two of them crash and burn amongst it's flames?

    (Want cute dogs, sweet fluff, a splash of occasional angst, and eventual romance? Then this is the fic for you! But fair warning, it's a slow burner.)

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    7/?
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    8
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    675
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    Anthony was Hydra-born and raised, given to the organization by his own father. But despite all his training and conditioning, his handlers were unable to keep him from thinking for himself. Once he’d grown, Anthony left it all behind.

    As it turns out, however, leaving was the easy part. Staying out and learning to be a person is the challenge - and it certainly doesn’t help that he shares a face with billionaire industrialist Arno Stark.

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    19/?
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    51
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    2918
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    Clint's life had never been easy. He'd struggled for just about everything he'd ever had. Now a mystery woman shows up telling him that there's some sort of big baddie after him? Perfect. This just seems to be getting better and better.
    Fantasy AU with Norse themes in which Clint and Natasha first meet and battle the forces of evil.

    (Yes, I'm aware that I have no idea what the word 'summary' means)

    Will update tags and warnings as they come up.

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    5
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    When his friends sign him up for a dating app, Tony promises Pepper that he won’t even open it. A promise he fully intends to keep, until curiosity gets the better of him.

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    7/27
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    1207
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    The asset shifted a little to the right to get an optimal line of sight, keeping all of his concentration built over the years of sniper’s training on his mission (definitely not on the man’s six-pack where clever fingers were spreading soap).
    The soldier shifted his right foot just half an inch to improve his angle of observation and… only met thin air. The next thing he registered was the mortifying sensation of falling.
    “Not again,” the odd thought flashed through his mind before he crashed into the dumpster.

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    2/?
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    6
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    Clint Barton is not romantic, so of course everything has to go wrong the first time he tries to plan the most perfect Valentine's Day for him and Phil. No one expected "wrong" being Clint getting hit by a car, or him forcing the lady that hit him to drive him to the restaurant where Phil was waiting. Oh well, at least Phil always knows what to do.

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    1/1
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    6
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    40
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    1
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    289
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    Clint sees Bucky get hit by a car, falls in love on the spot, and takes out a Craigslist Missed Connections ad in hopes of meeting him.

    I suck at summaries. This is for WinterHawk Bingo, square O5, Normies AU

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    1/1
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    21
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    115
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    7
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    What is that delicious smell and where can Clint get some?

     
    Just a little ficlet/drabble/whatever you want to call it + moodboard for my winterhawk bingo square "Good Cook Bucky"

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    40
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    Clint has a terrible, no good, day... Bucky tries to make it better.

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    1/2
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    30
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    3
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    248
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    When Stick blows back into town and gets himself on SHIELD's radar, Natasha snaps up the mission. No fucking child soldiers on her watch. Meanwhile, Matt heard that his old teacher was back in town, and goes to see what bullshit he's up to this time.

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    Natasha has been preparing for this moment her entire life.

    Pathogen-proof respirator? Check.
    Panic room full of Girl Scout Cookies? Check.
    Upbringing traumatic enough to weed out inconvenient human emotions like "boredom" and "loneliness"? Check.

    Now if only her phone would stop blowing up long enough to let read her fucking book.

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    1/?
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    Clint and Kate can't be unsupervised for more than an hour, especially when there's paint involved.

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    Clint Barton knew a lot about pain given the fact that he got injured a lot. Like, a ridiculous shit ton of injuries. But the only good thing that could be said of pain was the moment when it stopped. That sweet moment of relief after the suffering. It’s that moment, when you’re finally free from pain, that makes you appreciate the pain-free state that we often take for granted.

    Five Times Clint Barton got hurt or injured and the wonderful moments the pain finally stopped, plus one time he actually didn't get injured.

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    6/6
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    10
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    84
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    8
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    They’re taking a break when Rogers seems to get a little nervous and asks, “Um, so… Natasha says you’ve got a hook up?”

    “A hook up?”

    “Yeah, for um,” Steve looks around the room and, God, could he look anymore suspicious as he whispers, “Weed?”

    Or:

    Virginity is just an artificial construct of the patriarchy.

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    18
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    449
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    "Could you quit it for one second?" he cuts in, facing Sam head-on. "What - what is your problem with me?"
    His remark finally shuts Sam up.
    Clint deadpans from behind them both: "Don't over-analyse it, Webs. It's just his way of showing he cares."
    Silence descends in the tunnel.
    Sam's face is thunderous. "Barton, I will smother your face in this dirt. I swear to fucking Christ--"
    "Well, I guess the universe repaid me in dads." It escapes Peter's mouth entirely outside his notice and he hardly processes what he's said until every eye in the team is fixed on him with murderous intent.
    (Oops. Angry dads.)
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    Peter's first big-time mission with an oddball Avengers team spells arguments, frustration, humiliation, shits and giggles, and - just maybe - some unexpectedly parental bonding.

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    24
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    When Clint has to go away on a deep cover mission, he doesn’t hesitate to name Kate as his replacement on the Avengers roster. But when he forgets to, you know, actually submit the paperwork, misunderstandings and confusion ensue. (Not quite 616 and not quite MCU, but some fun hybrid of the two.)

    Title: Why Can't I Be You (Or: Aww, Paperwork)
    Collaborator Name: ceealaina
    Card Number: 3088
    Link: AO3
    Square Filled: S4 - Kate Bishop/Hawkeye
    Ship: Gen (Minor Background Stony)
    Rating: Teen
    Major Tags: Humor, Misunderstandings
    Summary: When Clint has to go away on a deep cover mission, he doesn’t hesitate to name Kate as his replacement on the Avengers roster. But when he forgets to, you know, actually submit the paperwork, misunderstandings and confusion ensue. (Not quite 616 and not quite MCU, but some fun hybrid of the two.)
    Word Count: 2257

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    3
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    188
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    A set of loosely connected stories set before, during, and after the main story of Sketch of a Cat, following the lives and adventures of the non-feline powered people of New York. You don’t have to have read any of that story to enjoy these stories, though some of them will reference events in that main plot line, including related to Clint and his not-cat roommate.

    For anyone who has asked, “But what about Buckitty?” Don’t worry. His adventures are being written…

    Gifted to the inimitable ElloPoppet for the spark that started this whole crazy train and general awesomeness; she is a delight!

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    568
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    Nat: Anyone checked on Bruce? We'd better wake him up before Fury does it for us
    Steve: I'm with him. He's having another... incident.
    Clint: is he sobbing on the floor of the bathroom because hulk saw a puppy again?
    Bruce: it was a chihuahua
    Bruce: And it was wearing rain boots and a bowtie :'(
    Steve: Bruce, please unlock the door.
    Bruce: How does anyone deserve to share the planet with a chihuahua wearing a bowtie???
    Bruce: I'm not wearing any pants. You can't come in.
    Tony: Bruce... we've ALL seen you naked.
    .
    In which Bruce is a cat mother, Natasha wants a pet tarantula and Clint can't spell his favourite food.

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    English
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    3,512
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    363

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