15 Works in Human Jaskier | Dandelion

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company, Jaskier is generally good at people but doesn't have much experience with outliers and outcasts and is happy to ignore objections because he thinks he knows best, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment if Geralt won't first, Geralt lies just all the time, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist. Kalis was in a bad situation, and she didn't rise above it. It really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid.

    Ch19: Yennefer didn't rape everyone. You may not approve of people taking drugs and then having an orgy, but the partygoers not only showed up for that very reason, they paid to be there.

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    "Will someone PLEASE explain just what the FUCK I have walked into?"

    After a near death experience almost kills her, her first choice shouldn't be to follow these strangers deeper into the dangerous world of Monster Hunting. And yet, the lure of adventure and the promise of a study that will shake the foundations of history is too good to pass up.
    Combined with ambition, a quick wit, and some research skills, this story stands as a testament to what could happen when you truly cannot let something go.

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    Eskel prevents a monster from eating a girl who decides that she wants to study and follow two Witchers and the human musician that's dating one of them. A series of short glimpses into the progression of their lives once they become intertwined. Witchers find out maybe it is possible for more than one human to see them as people rather than monsters & also get tricked into emoting sometimes.
    Also, it is nice for Eskel to have someone to hang out with besides his brother and his brother's boyfriend.
    {{NOT designed as a love story, but there is love in it}}

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    Jaskier finds a girl in the woods near Sodden Hill. Not even his charisma seems up to the task of prying any explanation from her about where the rest of her family is or how she ended up on her own, but he's sure she'll warm up to him soon.

    Yennefer wakes up naked in the wrong country with someone looming over her.

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    Despite the other Witchers' positive reaction to Geralt's bard, Vesemir is reluctant to have a human stay with them at Kaer Morhen so Jaskier attempts to leave and ends up almost freezing to death on the side of the mountain.

    Hypothermia fic

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    “My Father Surprise,” she murmurs, sitting daintily on the couch, looking at Jaskier with barely concealed interest. “He’s in danger.”

    “Geralt.” Something seizes in his chest at the mention of the Witcher, like an ice giant with a vice grip around his heart. “What happened?”

    “Witch’s curse,” she sighs, picking at the fabric of her skirt. “He was… trying to help a family.”

    “They had kids, didn’t they?”

    “Witch stole the kids,” Ciri affirms knowingly, nodding when Jaskier groans again.

    Geralt is so predictable. It’s sweet, but incredibly frustrating, how he hates most people but has a soft spot the size of the continent for women and children.

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    Jaskier wanted some alone time, so the Library called to him. But books aren’t all they seem.

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    Dandelion is a bard, roll for seduction.

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    Bards were never meant to be part of the story.

    Jaskier's got a lot of mixed feelings about that.

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    It's cold and dark and drizzling.

    Title from The Amazing Devil's "Farewell Wanderlust"

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    The life of adventure has been calling to him all his life, and the second he met the Witcher he knew this was destiny knocking on his door. Geralt was strong, beautiful, and surprisingly gentle- despite the incredibly painful punch to his loins he'd received the first time they'd traveled together.

    However, the longer Jaskier travels with Geralt the more he starts to realize the world was nothing like what he'd been taught in Oxenfurt. He's been very sheltered, very spoiled, and very stupid.

     

    He pauses on the word humans, hesitant to admit it. Perhaps uncertain of how Jaskier would take it. Maybe hoping that Jaskier would be the first human to understand it. Monster, the word thrown at Geralt everyday, wasn’t something he himself thought defined him properly. And even though Geralt’s job was to hunt and slay and kill for coin, he didn’t see them in human terms. Jaskier wasn’t sure. He was only guessing.

    It seemed like a pretty spot on guess though.

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    Geralt felt a bitter chuckle spring to his lips, “I would rather be dead. At least then, I’m with him.”

    -///-

    Or, Jaskier dies. Geralt mourns. Yennefer made a promise she might not be able to keep.

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    At the edge of the village, in a house surrounded by wild-flowers and weeds - re-built from its former crumbling foundations – there lived the Old Man.

    He’d earnt the rights for the capital O, capital M off of the rest of the villagers barely a week after he’d moved into their humble world. For he had not grown up here, like everyone else did.

    Yet he settled and settled as if he had always been there. He wandered the cliffsides, the beaches, the streets. He strung shells together and gifted them to the ladies of the village with a wink that betrayed the charming young man he once must have been. He bought the little ceramic pots Alicja sold on the market, and he filled them with weeds as if the weeds were flowers worth showcasing.

    And – most importantly – he sang.

     

    -///-

    Or, Jaskier settles in a costal village towards the end of his life.

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    The adventures of Geralt, a Guardian of Earth, and Jaskier, a refugee-turned-chronicler, as they roam the solar system fighting against the enemies of humanty.

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    Geralt makes it to the coast, eventually. It's dreamy spot, this small fishing village perched at the edge of a cliff with heather and sea asters blooming in the sandy ground, dotting the landscape with purple and pale pink. There are nets hung up along the market place and he figures the first group of fishermen are already back from their morning fishing trip. It's a summer afternoon and the salty breeze is a welcome cooling on his skin where it shows under his leathers. Roach trots into the shadow provided by narrow houses around the near empty place. A few kids play in the fountain at the centre of the square, splashing and laughing as if there is nothing wrong or evil in the world.
    One of the children eyes him, curiosity bright in her eyes. She can't be older than eleven years, scrawny and probably under-fed but happy and lively in this bright, peaceful place, nonetheless.
    'Show me the bard's house,' he says when she edges closer to where he is patting Roach down, relieving her off the saddle for a moment, 'I'll give you a coin, if you make it quick.'

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    Jaskier and Orpheus bond over doubt, nightmares, and love.

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    Jaskier has a nightmare and goes to drink but finds Orpheus instead. The two share feelings and everything ends in cuddles for Jaskier and Geralt.

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