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He was a clumsy little thing, but when he danced he was graceful and beautiful and light as a feather. After an accident in his dance studio, Jimin wakes up in the hospital having no memory of the last 8 years, the Omega learns a lot has changed since the summer after high school graduation…
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Jimin wakes up in the hospital after an accident, losing precious memories. He’s not a teenager anymore... and his crush isn’t his crush anymore, Jungkook is his mate.
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"That’ll be a great morning conversation. How am I? Swell--Dolohov’s curse is back, let me just grab some bangers and pop over to Pomphrey and settle into my deathbed. Don’t forget I look dreadful in black and I’d prefer a bouquet of wildflowers.
"Scratch that, just set me on fire and send me out to sea in some twisted Viking funeral."
"You’re a bloody ray of sunshine, you know that? Fucking hell."
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Or rather the soulbond AU no one really needed, but it's here anyway.
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Supergirl saves Lena Luthor from an attempt on her life, but Kara refuses to leave her alone when she realizes she’s hurt. After a confusing talk with the Luthor girl in her apartment, Kara has too many questions.
So many that she decides to ask the internet, since she knows Alex would grill her for having those kinds of thoughts about a Luthor.
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‘[24F] Reddit, how do I know if I am into another woman? And if I am, how do I know if she’s into me?’
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Kara asks Reddit anonymously about what her conversations with Lena Luthor mean, because she doesn’t know if they’re gay or not and the internet people might help (but accidentally makes them go viral for being too gay).
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If That Happens, I'll Catch You by Shirokokuro
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Red Robin (Comics)
06 Jan 2021
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Bruce isn't the ideal father. It's something he's known all along, but he does his best anyway. (A collection of Bruce and Tim stories.)
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This is a love/hate story between a young CEO Jeon Jungkook and his poor secretary Kim Taehyung.
They met in a haphazard circumstances, where it was impossible for them to be gentle with each other, they became each other's worst enemies but as an old proverb says 'love will find its own way'.... These two crack-heads will eventually fall in love - just have to wait for the right moment.
I've added an extra chapter. Please read that also.
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AU, fantasy. Hijikata, a vice-commander, gets ambushed by a group of bandits while traversing the mountains with his squad in search of an escaped convict. He survives the assault but is captured and taken to meet the bandits' charismatic chief. Said chief is a strange man with silver hair, a man Hijikata had only heard of from tall tales and myths. He didn't believe a word before, but now this legend incarnate is in front of his eyes, and he's very different from the stories. Selfish, not at all noble, and supercilious towards his captive. Plus, he clearly has no intention of letting Hijikata go!
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It's a heat wave and Clint's windows are stuck. He's going to get them fixed, but Darcy and Bucky are melting right now.
It's time for an ice party.
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Bam Went My Heart by cunttwatula for lupittydupitty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jan 2021
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Bakugou Katsuki is 100% not on a date with Todoroki Shouto
**2020 2Top Secret Santa Exchange**
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Written in the Margins by SammyD
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2018
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"Read Midoriya's notebook," he thought. "It'll be fine," he thought.
Aka how Aizawa accidentally found out about One for All
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Liked, Commented and Subscribed by Royal Society of Pandas (Abarcelos)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
30 Mar 2017
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" 'Hey, Bokuto?' Kuroo interrupted his friend. They were both sitting on his couch, Bokuto telling some silly story that happened the previous weekend and Kuroo reading the comments on his latest video. He was quite happy with how it turned out – a lot of people seemed to enjoy it and he even saw a few memes on tumblr titled ‘The actual signs as Kuroo’s signs’. There was only one thing bothering him.
'Yeah, bro?' Bokuto answered, a little annoyed for having his great story be interrupted.
'Do you know who Kozume Kenma is?' "
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Everyone is a youtuber and tumblr ships KuroKen. A lot.- Language:
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hgbfhk them...
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hgbfhk them...
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Completed. Really cool to see lots of Kenma's internal dialogues.
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Ouyang Zizhen and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day by huxiyi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jan 2021
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Ouyang Zizhen is a normal teen. Everyone around him is completely unhinged and he's just, like, trying to get into university, dude.
Today, Zizhen's friends have suddenly decided it's of paramount importance to set up Jin Ling's uncle with Sizhui's dad, and Zizhen would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
(I was feeling sad that Zizhen is always left out from the junior ensemble but have we considered that he WANTS to be left out? Like maybe he just wants to live his life without some drama happening every week? The poor kid!! Being 17 is hard enough already!!)
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“Oh, Christ,” Zizhen sighs. “CAN’T YOU SEE? HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU!” He’s still holding Wei Wuxian’s wrist, and with his other arm Zizhen grabs onto Lan-shushu and smushes the two men’s hands together. “JUST CONFESS ALREADY, PLEASE!”
Jiang-shushu frowns. “Wait, wh––“
“I’m not done!” Zizhen growls, and Jiang-shushu’s mouth snaps shut. He turns back to Lan-shushu and Wei Wuxian, eyes stinging. “Look, even your kids know how long the two of you have been pining, okay? We saw right through both your acts within the first ten minutes! You’re both terrible actors! And apparently you’re both stupid because you never even realised the other person returned your feelings! Now that you have the opportunity to be reunited, you’re just going to throw it away?”
Jiang-ayi, whose tears have finally stopped, opens her mouth to speak, then decides against it –– a wise choice, because Zizhen thinks he’s going to burst into tears and he really needs to finish with this tirade before that happens.
“We’ve all been working so hard to support you, to help you. Not everyone gets this much support! Look at you –– your entire family is doing all this just for you! I –– for some reason, even I’m invested! I bet neither of you even know my name!” When Zizhen sees Lan-shushu blink at that, he adds, “And even if you know my name, that’s probably the only thing you know about me. No one ever asks me anything. NO ONE ASKS ME HOW I FEEL! WHY AM I EVEN HERE? I SHOULD BE WITH MY GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR. None of you even understand, and you haven’t even tried–– I’m about to throw my entire life away and NO ONE CARES! No one even knows what I’m talking about! So all of you can just take your business elsewhere –– and leave me out of it!”
When Zizhen runs out of breath and stops, there’s a long, drawn-out silence. All anyone can hear are Zizhen’s own inhales and exhales, which are becoming increasingly snotty, on account of the fact that he’s expending all his energy trying to hold back the tears in his eyes. He’s trying so hard that it hurts.
“Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says suddenly. “You… love me?
“AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” Zizhen screeches.
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If I'm Being Honest.... by I_dont_know_man for GolfLeg
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Apr 2018
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Midoriya scrunched up his nose in confusion. “Uh, Shouto, why are you glaring at me like that?”
“I-” Todoroki began to lie, until nausea slammed him like a door to any room that Bakugou entered. “I--” Todoroki grit his teeth, and glared daggers into the wall behind Midoriya. Goodbye, friendship. It had been absolutely divine while it lasted. “Because you’re very attractive.”
They say honesty is the best policy, but it sure as hell had a knack for Todoroki making a complete and utter fool of himself.In which Todoroki is placed under a mysterious truth-telling quirk and suffers, Uraraka laughs at him, Midoriya is confused but smitten nonetheless, and Twitter is the thirstiest site on the planet.
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This was literally the funniest thing poor shouto 🤣
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This was literally the funniest thing poor shouto 🤣
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Without her knowledge, Alyssa Adams, a CIA analyst, is sent from her own time to the future. Arriving on the Citadel, a place she knew only from her favorite video games, she decided to make the best of it. She uses her knowledge of the Reaper War to help Shepard and the Normandy crew navigate their missions and minimize casualties. And along the way, she falls in love.
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2020 girl winds up in Mass Effect universe. memorized games.
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When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.
Career Choices: Harry: Shiftless layabout; Draco: Cock Critiquer
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lmao this fic is SO MUCH better than the summary though it pretty much sums it all up BUT HONESTLY YOU ALL REALLY NEED TO GIVE IT A GO
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Wei Wuxian is summoned back to the world of the living, where he tries to hide his identity.
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Inhibitions by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jan 2021
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Todoroki gets zapped by a Quirk that effectively lowers someone's inhibitions, and Aizawa deals with the strange, humorous, heart-breaking fallout.
The train ride back is something of a nightmare. Not because it goes badly, or because something awful happens, but because Aizawa can’t get rid of this feeling in his chest every time he sees Todoroki’s unusual, carefree smile. He looks like nothing has ever hurt him.
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Demon Kirishima Loves His Human by deviance
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Oct 2020
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It had been a long time since Viktor had danced with someone. A really, really long time.
And Yuuri knew how to flamenco. Drunk.
Unbelievable.
(i.e. that one time that Yuuri got black-out drunk in front of a bunch of fancy people and accidentally seduced Russia's Treasure)
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Viktor gets seduced. Hard.
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Yuuri was laughing, his chest heaving, sweat shining on his forehead and exposed collarbone. Viktor's neck felt hot. Yuuri was attractive, there was no fighting that. Viktor appreciated beauty in all its forms, but he admittedly hadn't really noticed Katsuki Yuuri before today. Yuuri didn't particularly stand out. Getting piss-ass drunk wasn't a usual requirement for Viktor to notice someone, but it sure as hell didn't hurt.
This was a Yuuri Viktor had never seen before. One that he didn't know existed. And it interested him.
"Whhaaaaaat?" Yuuri was pointing unsteadily at a shining silver pole that was close to the center of the room - what was that doing here, exactly? - with a glimmer in his eye. "Is that a…" He clapped his hands together sharply, hitting his mark perfectly this time and sending a resounding slap throughout the banquet hall. "I totally know how to pole dance. This is happening. This…. Yeah, it's happening." Yuuri's hands flew to his belt, unfastening his pants and marching toward the pole like a man on a mission.
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The Way to Life and Love is a Curved Trajectory by crossroadswrite
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
23 Dec 2017
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“Do you know Katsuki Yuuri?” Victor asks Chris, two minutes later, when he finally manages to convince himself to stop looking at the dip of Katsuki’s back and his powerful thighs in those tight Mizuno track pants, and the way his hands are poised in the air mid-skate, and his slicked back hair and brown eyes and flushed cheeks.
Christophe hums into the phone in a way that suggests he not only knows Katsuki Yuuri but he’s acquainted with him. Chris’ version of acquaintance is very physical and usually involves a healthy amount of groping. “Don’t you?”
“He’s Japan’s Ace,” Victor says, trying to rack his brain for more information. “His step sequence is good?”
Chris hums again. “You’re not that oblivious that you haven’t heard of Unfairly Beautiful Yuuri.”
“Who?”
(Or, the one where Victor falls - literally and then figuratively - for Yuuri. Also something about a Best Ass Poll that is way more official than it should be.)
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When Tony is about to go off to rescue a wizard from a flying donut the last thing he is expecting is Nick Fury of all people to stop him - and then give him a cat to help fight Thanos - and for him to know this cat. He's half expecting this to be a dream. When did this become his life again? Flying around in a metal suit is one thing, this is something else entirely. Why not though. It's not as if he has a better plan. Boy does Fury have some explaining to do though. (When is he going to wake up again?)
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Re-Read it when you need something to smile about