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    Everyone has the potential to become a monster, but Izuku never imagined that to be literal before he became a vampire. Desperately clinging to his slipping sense of self, he hopes that his dream to become a hero is enough to keep him human. Luckily, it's not a task he'll have to face alone, thanks to Kyoka Jiro. Originally published on Fanfiction.net

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    Dirk meets Jake drunk at a bar in a club not far off the Midnight City.

    They become so you say, "friends with benefits"

    But when one grows more infatuated with the other, hell breaks loose.

    Idea originated from: Lover Boy by Zec

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    It was not enough to defeat the boss. With a new structure in Passione, Bruno Buccellati has decided to move forward with his goal of completely cleaning up the Italian drug territory.

    Due to the fate of fate, in their task of cleaning Naples, Buccellati and Abbacchio end up with a baby in their arms.

    Post Vento Aureo. Line where everyone survives the rebellion.

    Warnings:
    R-18 content.
    Mucho love.

    The characters belong to Hirohiko Araki.

    Thank you for reading.

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    The war between Angels and Demons has resumed, this time, on Earth herself.
    Though now, the spiritual realm has found a new advantage in order to keep the battle going: reincarnation. Angels and Demons alike return to Earth in new forms, causing the battle to wear thin as it shifts from a War to a Hunt.
    Isadora and Samuel have been best friends since preschool, though their personalities tend to clash. Izzy is an atheistic Bad Girl party lover who breaks all the rules and gets in as much trouble as she can, while Sam was raised Christian and, in her mind, is the epitome of a Stiff (Aka, Mr. Do-Gooder.) When a party Isadora goes to gets horribly out of hand, their bonds will be pushed to their limits as they get roped into the age-old battle of Good v. Evil.
    Yes I know that summary was cheesy and long but I'm trying to make this sound interesting. If you're a classic Gen Z'er who constantly makes jokes about wanting to die, quotes Vines and John Mulaney at an unhealthy rate, and enjoys the nihilistic humor our generation has to offer, then this might be for you. There *is* religious humor in here, but at this rate, lots of us are atheistic, so yeah. Don't like it, don't read it. Enjoy, motherfuckers.

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    Abbacchio was saved by Buccellati, joined Passione and was under his command. Day by day, he continues to receive more than he thinks he deserves from the boss.

    Series of oneshots about Bruno Buccellati and Leone Abbacchio. Set all in the same line.

    Warnings:
    R-18 content.
    Mucho love

    The characters belong to Hirohiko Araki.

    Thank you for reading.

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    Lord Voldemort stared at the cradle, blinking slowly in a way that some would compare to a reptile. There was not one, but two children where he had only been expecting one. Staring down at them, he lost his snake-like glamour and leaned forward. “Which one of you… is my supposed death?”

    Or

    Albus Dumbledore’s warnings came to fruition.

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    Four Kids from around the world were adoted by Zeb and Amelia Brown. Little did the Browns know that these four kids were already connected in a way. A story about four kids in thier own cult.

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    Five years Newt has spent trying to forget Thomas Clark.

    What’s one more?

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    Viola serves Olivia, not Orsino. Cesario never comes to life. And everyone eventually falls in love with everyone.

    I had fun writing this story and now I hate it, but I just had to make it someone else's problem. If you decide to read it, you're on your own.

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    Few things build character and develop relationships better then trapping everyone you know on a ship for a few months

    Or you've ensured cabin fever and probably multiple murders

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    so chuu saves john....that's it
    stream love4eva

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    The world is deserted. Quiet. Desolate. Craig Tucker is one of the few people left alive on this planet. To scavenge for food or rest means risking your life. For the un-dead now rule.

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    When Stiles started the study group he had two goals in mind: to pass Spanish class, and to inch his way closer to Lydia, the beautiful redhead who sat in front of him. He did not anticipate the lovable group of weirdos he’d get instead. And he definitely did not anticipate Derek Hale.

    A Community AU in which there is paintball, betrayal, a Denny's grand slam, and absolutely no studying.

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    dan and phil try no-nut november

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    Norman was like any other Who in Whoville, he enjoyed Christmas. He really did. But he couldn't help but feel like it was too much. Was ringing a bell every minute it got closer to Christmas, really necessary?

    No. It wasn't.

    ~*~

    So, yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville…

    Did not.

    ~*~

    Or

    Norman decides to investigate The Grinch after being saved by him from a dangerous machine in the Whoville Post Office that probably shouldn't be there anyway. Things quickly get out of control from there.

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    Nemo est qui diligent dolore
    There is no one that loves pain.

    ...but Jungkook did.

    From the punches, to the fights, to the crowd screaming his name. Jeon Jungkook loved everything about boxing, especially the sex and the money.

    Then along came Park Jimin who changed everything.

    Or,

    The Boxer Jungkook AU ft Soft Park Jimin that no one asked for.

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    "As much as it kills me to say... I need you to do whatever he says. Ease him until I get there tomorrow. Just... do that for me. I don't need details."

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    Sin:
    /sin/
    noun
    An immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law.
    "a sin in the eyes of God"

    Verb
    Commit a sin.
    "I sinned and brought shame down on us"

    No one is free from sin, however, some have fewer than others

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    Yes, right. Life was not the best, it was shit, a cruel unforgiving lady that even now it wasn’t any kinder, that sadistic whore enjoyed to see suffering through one’s bloodened eyes, however, certainly life had turned a little more bearable (or for the ginger at the very least) when a certain space boy showed up and stumbled upon the redhead’s life one fateful night.
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    “Modern” AU I couldn’t get my brain to stop bothering with in which life is terrible, the boys are there (in endless suffering), Ness is an alien nerd, Lucas is paranoid, Claus is 100% done with everyone’s shit and Ninten was raised by Giegue.
    Heavily based/references to many things I like such as invader Zim, Welcome to Night vale, even freaking songs because what do you do at ~3 a.m.?

    WARNINGS: language, reference to delicate subjects such as: suicide, murder, non-consensual sex, a little animal violence, tatata, the list goes on, OH! And gay stuff. SO PLEASE HAVE THESE IN MIND.

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    Jac (Dominic) and Evan (Aulfur) have basic sex today, trust me when I say this will be as normal as it gets.

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