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    Lleril Morvayn of house Redorand, High Counselor of Raven Rock and ruler of Solstheim, had gotten used to having the Dragonborn around. Over the last month she had diligently finished every task he’d given her, from killing ash spawn to hunting down his would-be assassins. Now the Dunmer had no work left for her, and he knew across the sea Jarl Ulfric waited for her return, his patience wearing thinner with every passing day. If the Dovahkiin had only one night left on his island, he would make sure it would be one that she’d remember...

    *Welcome to my filthy swansong opus for the most handsome Dunmer in Skyrim.

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    There's an ad for new beginnings on the back of the flier for Chechen Mail Order Brides that NoHo Hank dropped off for him at his drab NYC apartment, and Barry finds himself delving deeper than he ever expected to uncover his "true nature." All he ever wanted was to be an actor, but with LA in his rearview mirror, is that still possible? In a last ditch effort to save himself, Barry agrees to the terms and conditions and finds himself planning a session with a professional Dom in hopes that he can finally uncover his truth - his real self. His true nature.

    After separating from his wife following a car crash, Eddie made a name for himself as a Dom on the True Beginnings D/s matchmaking app. He has strict rules for his subs, and even stricter rules for himself - but all of that might fly out the window as his newest client has him weak in the knees. All Eddie's know for sure is that this client is going to be the death of him: One way or another.

    Tl;Dr: Barry is depressed in NYC, NoHo Hank inadvertently makes it better and then worse. Meanwhile, Eddie thinks he's a hotshot Dom until he just about gets shot. Will they ever admit they're in love?

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    Men didn't act this way. Not with other men.
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    Peter and Endeavour's relationship, throughout its inception and growth. Title taken from Roses Are Falling by Orville Peck.

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    Auf dem Boden hinter ihrer Tür findet Kora einen Brief. Keine Adresse, nichts bis auf ein kleines Wappen, eine abstrakte Blume und ein mysteriöser Name: Akademie von Alfea. Ahnungslos hebt sie ihn auf, der Umschlag wiegt schwer in ihrer Hand. Noch weiß sie nicht, welches Chaos über sie hineinbrechen wird, denn noch hat sie ihn nicht gelesen.

    Es liegt bei dir. Unwissenheit kann ein Segen sein, willst du das Risiko eingehen?

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    Seungjun held hyojins hand as they ran across the sunlit dewy fields, he could feel the others' hearts in his hand, young and alive like a heartbeat, a laugh catching in his throat, a midsummer night goodbye, something real.

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    marek keeps challenging leo; he should probably stop.

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    Here she was, standing in front of... children. Kinda gross, kinda cute. "Hey. My name is Aizawa Aisha." The class erupted into laughter.

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    Fate is something you can't change, or maybe you can, depends on what type of person you are. And Red will pull an all-nighter but not in the way he expected.

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    Of course, Will had no idea how he had gotten himself into this situation. All he knew is that there were drinks involved and he would probably wake up in a lot of pain tomorrow morning. From the various activities. God knows if he would even remember what happened when he woke up tomorrow. If he would remember losing his friends at the party. Drinking a few shots of vodka. Ending up in a strangers bedroom with a boy. But lucky for Will this wasn't just any boy. This was Ian Gunnerson. Schools most respected Senior.

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    Or. Will gets drunk at a party. Loses his friends. Loses his virginity. Mike thinks someone raped Will. Mike and Will go through many rough patches and in all of it Will forgot to take his meds.

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    This is wrong. Everything about this is wrong.

    Her thoughts are disgusting and morally wrong. She knows this.

    Amicia has always been a smart girl

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    Before you read my (bad) introduction, let yourself be told that English is not my mother tongue. Lol. That's why it's all German. ,-_-
    But: if you read my story with Chrome, you can just translate it with it. Let's go. :')

    Wei Wuxian found the known murderer Xue Yang, and her blades immediately crossed. But Xue Yang's intentions are still unclear, while Wei Wuxian struggles with his past.
    Lan Xichen makes a harrowing discovery... The lives of the two people will never be the same again.
    An old magic lies above them.

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    In 1985 four teenagers from Hawkins, Indiana mysteriously disappear and are never heard from again.

    In the fall of 1993 the party reunites for the first time since their high school graduation. However, they unexpectedly are about to discover what happened to their 'group mom' Steve Harrington nearly a decade ago.

    Their discovery is far more disturbing and mysterious than they could every imagine.

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    If its so wrong, why does it feel right?

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    Jungkook and Jimin are in relationship and very much happy with someone else until some unexpected feelings hit their confused heart and make them question their relationship and life.

    (i surely am bad with introduction, hope you'll still read it, lol)

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    Peter had had it. He was done with the faux philanthropist and the mockery heroism from the avengers.

    Spider-Man had gone rouge.

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    Written for a my drunk crack fic prompt request on Tumblr:

    "Damsel in distress Jaskier, except the monster of the week is Miss Piggy"

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    Vic thought when you died, your life flashed before your eyes, that did not happen to her, she was just alternating between now and the blue fire incident. Time was running out, the fire burned hotter, her turnouts would not hold for longer and she still couldn’t fucking move a muscle. Maybe this is how Victoria Hughes died.

    “Run, Victoria, Run.” Three simple words that snapped her out of it. She must have been hallucinating because it sounded exactly like Lucas—no, not her Lucas, it sounded like Chief Ripley.

     

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    My take on 3x07 in which Lucas is a ghost and I let him and Vic get the happy ending they deserve.

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    Kageyama is not a fan of socializing, people were the same, they would look nice and smile, but after they would leave you or show you a side of them you wished you never knew of, that's why he preferred staying on his own, but one day, he meet a tiny boy that made his world stop, his chest is tight and he can't think straight, what is this feeling?

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    The end is near, but at least we're not alone.

    In which shipwrecked Wilbur meets Mermaid Sally

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