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    "You know how you make those jokes about how Keith Richards is immortal?" Maglor raised an eyebrow. "You know how you have this tendency to make jokes that turn out to not be jokes?"

    "Well..." Sören took a big puff on the joint. "Shit." He didn't know what else to say.

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    Or: Maglor takes his boyfriend to meet a very, very, very, very, very, very old friend.

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    Fanart for the Flameborn multiverse, both our own art as well as art we have commissioned or received as gifts from others.

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    The first time she met them, she felt everything she knew dissolve and suddenly her life became an unpredictable adventure. She couldn't place it but watching them from a distance felt like a welcome home.
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    "They held eye contact as if their gazes were connected by a tight invisible thread. His eyes reminded her of a home, safety where she could finally rest and maybe have some tea....
    Meanwhile...His gaze almost dissected her, his eyes a blade that carefully removed all the barriers she unintentionally kept up, almost like his presence told her she would be safe in his presence, but in the most intimidating way possible..."
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    Cassian has lived in Rivendell ever since she had birthed herself from the ground with no memory of where she came from before, and began training the wild magic within her. But after having a strange dream with a chance meeting, her life changes and she meets two people with fates parallel and perilous to hers who are bound to her and each other on a quest to reclaim a mountain home to one and his kind.

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    "The two of you are very strange," Eugène said in his thick French accent, and sauntered over to his food bowl.

    "Sören, a talking cat just called us strange." Anthony cocked his head to one side; sometimes he felt like he was living in a fever dream.

    "Well, we are," Sören said.

    Things were about to get stranger.

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    Or: Anthony attempts to bake a cake for Yeyette's birthday. Things don't go exactly as planned.

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    Harry and Hermione read Lord of the Rings. That's it, that's the plot.

    Originally posted on the HMS Harmony Discord after a short discussion on whether or not Hermione would be into Tolkien (She would). Might do something more for this concept later.

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    Young Bilbo Baggins goes to the Prancing Pony and meets a certain very familiar stranger.

    They proceed to have a strangely affectionate one night stand.

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    Siobahn is -was- Loki of Asgard's fiancé. Upon hearing how poorly he thinks of the union and her, she runs and finds herself in a position where she has to chose between her family in Asgard and her new found family in Mirkwood. Can she separate protocol from pleasure?

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    As the War of the Ring comes to an end, the servants of Sauron make their way throughout the land to continue their destruction. King Thranduil of the Northern Woodland Realm eradicates them from all of Mirkwood, bringing a new peaceful rule to both his home and East Lórien. Before he parts ways with the Lord and Lady of Galadhrim, Lady Galadriel suggests he goes to fight in the Shire alongside his son, Legolas Greeleaf. He senses there is more to her suggestion than protection for the Shire and prepares himself for whatever to follow. But nothing prepares him for the breath of life that slowly begins to make home in his lonely heart. And the harder he tries to put an end to the recurring dreams filled with unspeakable passion, the worse his desires and sorrows become. But there is only so much an elf of his age can experience before his control evaporates.

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    Post-Shadows of War canon divergence.

    With Celebrimbor trapped with Sauron, Eltariel gone, and Mordor once again thrown back into total darkness, Talion sits at the helm of Minas Morgul, at war with himself, determined to finish what he started. Word travels fast in Mordor, and when Talion receives word of the discovery of the One Ring he knows what he must do. That Halfling better be worth all this trouble, or so help him Isildur's heir and company will regret his aid.

    Dark! Talion joins what's left of the Fellowship before his gaze turns back to Mordor. When the time comes he will return, and he will save the elf he never should have lost his heart to.

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    When Merry and Pippin get bored on their journey, they decide to dye their hair — a custom of the hobbits. One by one, other members of the Fellowship join in, until the hair-dye spreads faster than Sauron's armies as a beacon of friendship and hope
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    based off of this post and the resulting reblogs: https://elvish-sky.tumblr.com/post/648989994009165824/one-day-aragorn-shows-up-with-blue-hair-not
    im sorry

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    Thranduil has let the Dae Elves reside in his kingdom for centuries, but he needs to meet their leader to discuss some ground rules. She’s a world renowned hunter; arrogant, sassy and rude. He finds her enfuriating.
    And he can’t stay away.
    A passionate affair, betrayal and torture follow as the two try to work out a beneficial relationship.

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    Every time they appear:

    Eru Ilúvatar asserts his dominance and returns the text to normal
    The Void deletes everything
    The Ainur italicize the text
    The Valar bold the text
    The Children of Eru get their own special paragraph
    Elves insert tree emojis
    Men delete themselves
    Melkor makes the font illegible and cursed
    Manwë pastes a line from a Wikipedia article on birds
    Aulë copies the paragraph he’s in
    Ulmo inserts an image of water

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    The daughter lost from the now deceased mother Saoirse Kurious (from other book) must find her way in the perhaps unreal world of Middle Earth. How will she cope and get back to her world? Will she even want to return home?
    Read to find out :D

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    The story of how a young woman finds her life insufferable and one day falls victim to the whole other world of Middle Earth. Follow as she embarks on the great quest of Bilbo Baggins and The Company of misshapen Dwarren, Elves and Wizards. But how did she get to Middle Earth? Read to find out!

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    The Ninth Nazgûl finds himself in a strange new world. The skies are torn and he shouldn't be alive. Can't a man just get his peace?

    "He was a key to their salvation. To stop whatever was happening. Was this some kind of test or second chance given by the Valar? What the heck was even happening? He was lost, in a unknown land and there was a rift on the sky! He was supposed to be dead! So what was this? Some sort of joke?"

    Or... A stupid idea I had. On which Talion and Celebrimbor have time to work out their feelings without any Ring of Power and Andraste's Herald is a bit creepy.

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    An AU told from the perspective of Ethelfled, Éowyn's lady's maid, where the two find love and solace in each other. Before the events of the Lord of the Rings.

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    暮星的光芒既不会增强也不会衰退,它亘古常在,永恒不变。即使是在最幽深的黑暗中……
    (被黑魔法利用的暮星,囚禁PWP,各种乱七八糟雷,慎入TAT)

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    The sequel to The Hounds of Love.

    Maglor has been wandering the Earth for thousands of years. His father was reborn as mortal and against all odds, they have found their way back to each other; Sören has reclaimed a Silmaril and is looking for the others. It happens that Fëanor's brothers are around too. But will they also remember who they are, and will they revisit the forbidden passion - and power - they once knew? Or will they keep being oblivious nerds? Will they drive the author to drink? Stay tuned.

    Slower to update compared to my other WIPs; please bear with me as I juggle my projects.

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    Inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/chronos-x/art/Underworld-Tour-869904700

    Dragon Ball Super: Twilight of Gods I - https://archiveofourown.org/series/1466320

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    His Lord wants him to have a full peaceful life in this new world but how can he have his peace when these he's horded, fought over, and pampered constantly by these Elves with pedophile tendencies?! He knows he mentally hundreds of years old but common!
    (Yes I'm aware the tags make it seem like porn with plot but please believe me it actually has a story! lol)

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