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    Hinata Hajime should've never picked up that book.

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    “Janus!” Logan already has one foot out the door. “If you aren’t ready I’m leaving without you!”
    “Where are you going?” asks Roman, in the kitchen.
    “It’s Errand Day,” says Janus, hopping in an undignified way as he shoves on socks. He almost falls, rights himself, and sniffs like he can’t imagine why Patton is staring at him.
    “Ah,” nods Virgil. “That’s why you’re leaving at this unholy hour.”
    “Nine AM?” says Logan.
    “How about everyone comes along?” suggests Janus. “Since they’re so curious.”
    Remus leans half his body out his bedroom door to chime,“Yeah! It’ll be fun!”
    Logan looks up, slowly. “No. Don’t do this to me. Errand Day isn’t supposed to be fun.”
    But Roman is racing back through the apartment for Remus, and Virgil is rustling on his shoes by the door. Janus pats him on the back consolingly, which is ruined by the grin crawling across his face. “It’ll be fun,” he says.
    Logan wouldn’t believe that for six dollars and a box of croutons.
    Disclaimer: No errands were actually run in the making of this fic.
    Or, the slow process of Logan’s gradual insanity at the hands of his demon nightmare friends and the growing list of stores they’re now banned from.

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    jimin buys furniture for his new apartment from ikea but can't put any of it together. he calls for the assembly service and technician yoongi comes to help him. suddenly, building the furniture isn’t the most important thing anymore; getting yoongi’s number is.

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    they just wanted a new couch man

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    And now, he's being put on the spot by a bisexual sofa.

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    TK wants to go to IKEA for something.

    The next thing TK knew Carlos was surprising him with something.

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    Trying to escape the thought police, Winston gets into SCP-3008, the infinite IKEA. He befriends one of the faceless humanoids. The concept is a bit crack but I'm happy with it ٩( ᐛ )و☆

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    Moving from a studio apartment into a house is an adjustment – especially when it comes to furniture. Patrick has a plan.

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    1/1
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    Levi goes to IKEA...if you want to find out what happens, read this...I dare you....

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    this is basically just a shitpost lmao.

    Serj Tankian commits vehicular homicide, violates several traffic laws, and carries out table genocide in his quest to purchase a new table at Ikea.

    (Content warning: singular f word. I didn't really think it was enough to warrant a teen rating)

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    steve calls bucky when you need help

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    “We need a bedframe, Buck. We’re almost done, can you hold out for another 20 minutes?” It sounds like a lifetime but Bucky would do anything for Sam. He nods. Sam smiles and kisses him quickly.

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    IKEA is the deepest circle of hell.

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    They've faced criminals, military bases, Congress and the Senate. Now it's time for them to face something new: having children. As always, they'll do it together, and the Lightwood-Bane household might just gain a new tormentor for the Chairman

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    After suffering another nightmare, Bucky isn't sure how much longer he can continue on living like this.

    Thankfully Sam is already there to help him through, and force him to go furniture shopping.

    (Part 2 of my ficlets inspired by Sambucky journals on twitter)

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    They had one job. Check for the cupboard and head straight back to the other girls to report back to them. Simple, right?

    Except they had one issue. IKEA was much larger than they had anticipated.

    {Let's just say COVID restrictions were eased instead of tightened around January}

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    This was not, to the best of Adora’s knowledge, what a fully assembled drawer was supposed to look like. She had big plans to surprise Catra with some new furniture in the apartment they’d recently rented -- but these screws and bolts and incomprehensible pictographic instructions were really cramping her style.

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    Prompt: Maya and Carina building IKEA Furniture

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    Mycroft bugged Baker Street.
    ...Well, what did he expect? Sherlock and John are there alone...

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    After realizing how bare-bones his mansion was, Dio thought that buying furniture for his agents could be useful.

    Alas, it wasn't as fruitful of a venture as he'd anticipated. Shopping for furniture had just become too complicated nowadays.

    Language:
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    3,388
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
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    73
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    8
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