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    Trip no further, pretty sweeting,
    Journeys end in lovers’ meeting—
    Every wise man’s son doth know.

    What is love? ’tis not hereafter;
    Present mirth hath present laughter;
    What’s to come is still unsure

    Shakespeare: Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene III

    For the winner of our Fandom Trumps Hate auction, feistyTrashPanda, who wanted a fun romp of Jim getting lost in IKEA, before going off to... pursuits which justify the 'explicit' rating.

    For a whimsical and growing playlist, check: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/23IMKSElh0v0osd9bUlyJY?si=TEgS_DTyTnOMOPTHkZXypw

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    Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.

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    Althea and Isabelle have been longing for each other for nearly a year, and enough is enough. Nothing - not the Civic Republic Military, not Virginia, not the apocalypse - will keep them apart.

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    Vincenzo had expected that a lot of things to happen once the trio took a trip to IKEA, but being knocked to the ground by an office chair was not one of them.

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    Four times Natasha lent Wanda her clothes and one time Wanda lent Natasha hers.

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    One night, Leorio finds himself excruciatingly horny. He decides to indulge in his love of money.

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    doyoung is a tired, murderous office worker, jaehyun is fresh out of a marriage, and johnny is just trying to have a good time.

    (plus, they're roommates. and the rest of nct are their neighbors. what could go wrong?)

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    Jason takes a sip of coffee, letting out a surprised hum when he can actually taste the coffee.

    Roy laughs quietly, giving Jason an inquisitive look. “That bad huh?”

    Jason shakes his head before he can stop himself. “No. It’s fine. It’s fine Roy.”

    It’s perfect.

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    Lupin makes the strangest mistake in his life, but Fujiko’s the one who has to suffer for his stupidity.

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    Sam makes Bucky go bed shopping as they can't keep sleeping on the floor when they have to stay at his place. So he puts a sex ban in place and drags Bucky to an Ikea to do some bed shopping.

    Bucky has decided he won't be making this easy on Sam.

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    "You like Firewalk?"

    "Are you just going to the station?"

    "Do you wanna get something to eat?"

    The first questions in a relationship have the easiest answers. Everything that comes after is far more challenging.

    It's crush at first sight when Nayeon meets Tzuyu. They get to have a brilliant few months together before Tzuyu has to return home to Taiwan. As the girls are forced into a long-distance relationship, they struggle to close the space between their selves and their hearts. "Once Said, Twice Felt" is an examination of the whole lifecycle in modern love.

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    Yeah, yeah. You bitches know the drill. Post prompts in the first chapter. I'll write anything, absolutely anything. Bloody rape? You betcha. Incest-gangbang? Sure! Pissing non-con? Oh hell yes.

    You were looking for this ;)

    Tags will be updated.

    ---

    I'm really sorry, but due to the overflow of requests, if your prompt is not problematic we won't write it. It must include one of the following: minors, rape, gore, torture, incest, extreme kinks, bestiality, or any other extreme illegal/taboo kink.

    (hi im tables the secondary author we are busy ppl please forgive us! this fic isn't my top priority, but i update my own fics more often if you want to read those instead. either way, have a good day and pls be patient!)

     

    Accepted Requests (following format and rules): 74
    Finished Requests: 8

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    Lio and Galo fall in love, sign their first lease and go to Ikea.

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    Building IKEA furniture can be hard, but it's always a lot easier when you've got your husband helping you.

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    After realizing how bare-bones his mansion was, Dio thought that buying furniture for his agents could be useful.

    Alas, it wasn't as fruitful of a venture as he'd anticipated. Shopping for furniture had just become too complicated nowadays.

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    Lovers usually gift each other with bundles of roses, sickeningly sweet chocolate, expensive cufflinks and silk ties.
    But we all know Bond and Q aren't the type to color inside the lines.

    “So, Bond/ Q, what the HELL is this bloody thing?”

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    “Forget it,” Bucky grits out. “Forget I said anything. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Samuel, I’m sure I can get another train.”

    “Oh no, don’t you 'Samuel' me. Come on, be my friend, Buck, I dare you. I double dare you,” Sam grins.

    (Or, Bucky follows his therapist’s advice to cultivate friendship, Sam makes him work for it, and by the time he’s sure they’re friends, Bucky has an entirely new problem on his hands.)

    ((LOVE))

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    “Maria’s pregnant,” Bucky says over breakfast one morning.

    Steve pauses, his mug inches away from his mouth, and sets it down slowly. “I thought she was a lesbian.”

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    “Do you speak Swedish?”

    The question caught Felix off guard as they entered a dimly lit white country style kitchen.

    “No. Do you?”

    He turned around to see Minho checking out the stove and opening cabinets. “No, me either. Should we come up with some fun meanings for the names?”

    Minho closed the cabinet again and turned around to face Felix, holding the flash light under his chin to illuminate his face as if he was telling a ghost story. “Kolbjörn means eternal damnation.”

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    “Come on Severus,” Hermione said and threw him a grin. He returned it, crooked teeth on full display. She refused to be endeared. “Let’s go shopping.”

    aka the one where Severus and Hermione go to IKEA for work. That's it. That's the plot.

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