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Your name is John Egbert, and your boyfriend's apartment is ridiculously disorganized.
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(Why didn't you let me go?)
"Let me help you, brother."
(Not your brother. Never your brother.)
"All things can be mended."
(You are a fool.)Series
- Part 1 of Mending
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Artie, Sam and Puck head off to the big city of LA with nothing but a dream, a lust for shenanigans and each other.
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Different Words for Love by ElDiablito_SF for Zoi no miko (Zoi_no_miko)
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Apr 2013
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Basically: Naomi's a bitch, Dean and Cas are idiots, feelings are complicated, but love conquers all.
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In which Louis and Niall are done with their boyfriends and plot to get back at them but things don't always work out how they want it to...
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Kiss Number Four: Samachumbana by a_xmasmurder
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
23 Jul 2013
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4. Samachumbana – Equal Kiss – Staying face to face, kiss on her lips. Eyes can touch her eyes.
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- Part 4 of The Eight Types of Kissing
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It's Newton's fault, really. That Hermann is stuck on the floor of the Kwoon, feeling more than a bit useless and broken.
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- Part 4 of Fluid Dynamics
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To Love Needs One but toMake Love Takes Two (or the one where a dwarf and a hobbit are stupid) by Marriott23
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Jun 2014
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Thorin and Bilbo are in love with each other but both are reluctant to make a move.
This results in scheming, lies and inevertably misunderstandings. Problems always occur when you mix two cultures.(The one where two idiots fall in love but don't do anything about it at all.)
Meanwhile Nori and Dwalin struggle through their own issues and the bond between them that they were not both aware of before all the while protecting Thorin from assassins. Despite his newfound bond with Dwalin the thief still doesn't quite open up about his past to him or the entire company
Post battle of the five armies.
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So Louis got drunk and had parties and let anyone take advantage of what amounted to hospitality but what was really a desperate attempt to distract himself. He held parties and invited everyone and let them invite everyone else.
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- Part 11 of Wasted Youth// There Wasn't Much to Waste
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All that is gold does not glitter by JimmieJive for
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Oct 2013
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Bilbo and Thorin really should have had this conversation before they got married.
Well at least they are having it now.In which both Thorin and Bilbo are ace but neither thought to mention this before they got married because they are a little emotionally stunted.
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- Part 1 of Asexual awareness week fics
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Should I Move in Close or Just Stand Still? by MissChimKi for treez_r_green
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
26 Oct 2013
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I'm desperate for some fluffy Lilo AU. Non est relationship. Maybe they've been friends for a while and then something happens and they fall in love!? That would be amazing!
Kind of slightly based off of Justin Bieber's 'Catching Feelings'
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- Part 1 of Bromance Prompts
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Growing Family by f_romanoff_13
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Dec 2013
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Thor and Jane have news to share, Thor is too excited and spills it before Jane has chance.
Also; Tony and Clint need to think about what they say!Series
- Part 72 of Family
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Caroline and Kate's first kiss. Cute fluff and some feelings angst because aw.
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Derek waits.
He waits, his phone - which he usually keeps on silent, just on principle - turned up as high as it’ll go, the battery always kept above 60%. Brings it into the bathroom with him as he showers, as he pees -
“Ew, Derek, that’s gross, even for you,” Laura gripes,
- but there’s nothing.
Derek waits three weeks. And Stiles doesn’t call.
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- Part 3 of SterekFlashFic on Tumblr
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Gwen decides she wants to throw a Christmas party that doesn't end in drunken stupidity this year. Too bad for her, she invited Arthur, Gwaine, Percival, and Leon to it.
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- Part 18 of 31 Days of Christmas
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If I Could Trade Mistakes For Sheep, Count Me Away Before You Sleep by alisaj
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2013
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"Thing is, Stiles," Derek says, his voice hard and unfaltering. "I didn't sign up for you. You just hung around until we got used to you being here."
That stings. He hadn't realised how Derek feels about him. They've been getting on quite well, teaming up on little missions and bantering back and forth without malice. Stiles sometimes lets Derek crash in his room after a big fight, trying not to let on how intriguing he finds the werewolf.
"Well now we can get used to you not being here. You're a liability, Stilinski. You can't protect yourself and we always end up having to help you when we've got more important things to do. You're out of the pack."
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The one where Derek is a terrible Alpha and Stiles ends up walking into a big pile of shit.
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“Did you ever think about any of us when you were away in Australia?” Nagisa asked cheerfully, years later at a joint swim practice.
“I tried not to,” Rin said dryly.
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Are you trying to seduce me, Master Baggins? by nutzone
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Feb 2014
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The Burglar was trying to seduce him, Thorin was certain of it. But he would not let that menace of a vixen get to him, no, Thorin would show the hobbit that he was stronger than that. It was very hard to think straight when Bilbo exposed himself in such a way, though.
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It was an accident, I SWEAR! by volna (seducteur)
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
25 Feb 2014
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No homo, dude.
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- Part 1 of What is this between us?
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Sokka takes a strategic step back, but he also smiles: triumphant, like he baited Zuko into exactly what he wanted. Like it’s a challenge. It’s the same way he looked when they sized each other up at the prison, with Sokka in chains that left red marks around his wrist, in tattered prison garb, malnourished and angry. Back then, that was Sokka saying: I see your power. I see you. Now, see me.
Zuko saw him then. And he sees him now; different, but the same. I see you.
Zuko lights his daos in flame. Sokka grins, back to gravel and heat. “Come on, Fire Lord. Impress me.”
Zuko burns. His vision flickers with fire. His heart races. His blood sings. His body is like a magnet, pulling ever onward to meet Sokka’s. He advances.
He pins Sokka to the wall, blades against his throat.
Or, Zuko found Aang first, Sokka and Katara were imprisoned in Boiling Rock for trying to rescue their dad, and all Sokka knows is he's pretty sure he's not supposed to think the Fire Lord is attractive but he's never let things like rules stop him before.
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It was the perfect plan... by Mariposaxx
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
19 Nov 2022
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Kate and Anthony both came into the 1814 season with requirements for their spouses, both needing to marry for their families and both far too clouded by duty to ever think of their own happiness.
One morning they stumble across one another, and after finding out they are more alike than either of them thought possible, they hatch a plan to marry.
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here comes the sun by seaweedbraens
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Oct 2016
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there are nearly eight billion people on the planet, and annabeth's soulmate just has to end up being the roman son of neptune who gets on her nerves in every way imaginable.
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make me feel by a_sentimental_man
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Feb 2024
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"I wouldn't have heard your reaction otherwise," she said, through her laughter. "Besides—back to my original question—when are you bringing someone for Christmas? It's been years, Katsuki."
Katsuki didn't know what possessed him to say the next sentence that slipped out of his mouth, except that he was very much in love with his best friend, and idiotic about it. "Shouto's already coming with me, though," he said, and hoped Shouto would forgive him for what he just did. Mitsuki, for once, was silent—Katsuki breathed a sigh of relief, and said a hasty: "goodbye, hag," before she could regain her voice and cut the call. Not his smoothest escape attempt, but he would take it.
Katsuki asks Shouto to be his fake-date for Christmas. It derails fairly quickly.
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“Cook,” Zoro rumbles. Sanji goes slightly tense, though he doesn’t turn around. “You’re actually serious.”
“It’s been a little while,” Sanji mutters. “Figured out some shit, you know.”
No, Zoro doesn’t know. He and Sanji haven’t spoken for nearly nine years.
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In 2016, a list of male idols with sponsors leak to the news outlet. Kim Seokjin's name is on it.
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In 2021, BTS is a group with four Daesangs, record-breaking albums, and six members. Everyone calls them a success.
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i don't care what people say when we're together by aschriles
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Super Sons (Comics)
27 Aug 2022
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Newstime Magazine @newstimemagazine
Damian Wayne spotted entering Metropolis' famous ice cream shop, Sweet Justice, with his best friend, Jon Kent. Sources say the pair had engaged in friendly banter as they waited for their orders.447 Reposts | 95 Quote Posts | 7,677 Likes
[Attached to the post is a photo of Damian Wayne stepping inside the ice cream shop, Jon Kent right behind him. They’re dressed in casual clothes; Wayne in a dark turtleneck, and Kent in a blue hoodie.]
Jon had been staying over at the Waynes' penthouse in Metropolis since his freshman year. Everyone, naturally, speculates.
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Tactical Flirting by moonlit-nightsx (moonlit_nightsx)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
12 Jul 2023
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Kaiser laughs, tinged with incredulousness. “Is that all it took?”
“The hell are you talking about?” The field seems to have gotten hotter, and Isagi runs a hand through his hair.
“A couple pretty words, stepping a little too close?” Kaiser stalks closer, tossing his own soccer ball to the side. “If that’s all it takes,” he says, dropping his voice, “I think I could ruin you in seconds, Yoichi.”
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In which Kaiser figures out how to fluster Isagi and can’t find it within himself to stop.
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It beats me black and blue but it fucks me so good by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2024
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“You haven’t called me for a while.”
Draco shrugs, holding his head up high. “Yes. And?”
“And. I know exactly what that means.”
Draco raises a single brow, blinking slowly. He looks unimpressed. “It means I’ve forgotten you exist. It means I’m completely and utterly over you, no matter how much your overinflated ego tries to convince you otherwise. It means — ”
“It means you haven’t been properly fucked in ages.”
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Always the Last to Know by nv-md (ANW815) for chachisoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2023
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“I’m not napping,” Harry mumbled, his face still pressed to the floor. “I’m thinking.”
“Salazar help us,” Draco muttered, walking around Harry’s prone body. Out of the corner of his eye, a bit blurrily, Harry watched as Draco lay beside him. “And what, pray tell, is so difficult to ponder that it requires a lie down?”
Harry took a deep breath, very much considered lying, closed his eyes, and said, “Love.”
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Xie Lian has been in love with his roommate for longer than even he knows and he’s pretty sure Hua Cheng likes him too. With all the flirting and passionate glances and times he swore they were about to kiss, it really was the most reasonable explanation.
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Xie Lian has a problem. One that's plagued him his entire time as an immortal. This problem is quite simple: he can't stop ascending.
This problem leads to a second problem: due to his explosive ascensions, he is piled very, very highly with debt. And, as this debt grows higher, the gods are more and more reluctant to let him go before he pays them back. However, the Heavenly Emperor Jun Wu offers him a deal: in exchange for stopping the Crimson Rain Sought Flower's constant rampages in the heavens, Xie Lian will no longer have to worry about whether or not he'll be allowed to jump off a cloud after each of his ascensions.
Xie Lian takes the deal.
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Silver Mask Guiding Lost by JustAnPolishAlien
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2023
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A series of stories about calamity ghost king Xie Lian, known as Silver Mask Guiding Lost or Yinse. They all are connected to the main story, which is the first one in this series, but you mostly don't have to read it to know what is happening. Hope you'll enjoy and forgive me for slow updating/posting, I am doing my best, ahah
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Are You Fucking With Me? by arsenicarose
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Jan 2021
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George, using a fake name, makes a new "friend" named Clay at the bar, and goes home with him.
They promise each other no feelings, because they are both hung up on someone else.
How long until they figure it out?
(AKA George and Dream are INCREDIBLY oblivious and also needy.)
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- Part 6 of Dream Team SMUT fics
- Part 9 of DreamNotFound COMFORT Fics
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Bookmarked by EclecticJoyride74
26 Nov 2023
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Omg they are such idiots and so clueless - in the best possible way ofc.
Dream & George hookup in real life both using fake names and accents, meanwhile pining over eachother online, and its a recipe for... a lot of smut.
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If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.
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Edward and Stede have been happy co-captains on the Revenge for nearly a year. Izzy’s accepted sailing on the Revenge. He’s even accepted Edward and Stede’s relationship, even though it makes him want to jump off the ship. It’s been months since he’s tried to kill Stede, which is major progress.
Although… Stede and Edward have been acting very strange lately. They keep seeking Izzy out and pulling him away from his work. Oh well. It’s probably nothing.
According to Edward, he’s been dating Izzy since Izzy’s half-dead love confession a week ago. Stede began dating Izzy a few days later. However, their interactions with Izzy now aren’t any different than they were before they were dating. Stede decides that a good old-fashioned courtship is in order to make Izzy comfortable in their relationship.
What could possibly go wrong?
(Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday)
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- Part 5 of Soft Steddyhands
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Bookmarked by rainfire13
13 Nov 2023
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A fun, very fluffy Steddyhands. Mostly Izzy’s pov but some switches. Ed and Stede both start dating Izzy, but Izzy has no idea he is dating them and is desperately floundering. All three are idiots who need to communicate
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It was the most important job Atsumu had ever taken on. Other than the Olympics, of course, not even Sakusa Kiyoomi’s sharp profile, brutal wit, and permanently mussed hair could compete with the Olympics. But dog sitting was a close second to international glory, especially when Sakusa had never afforded the privilege to anyone short of a professional or blood relative before.
“Not even Ushiwaka?” Atsumu had asked, dumbfounded, when Sakusa shared this bit of anxiety, nervously fidgeting inside Atsumu’s door with a duffel slung over his shoulder and a suitcase at his feet.
Not even Ushiwaka.
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Because misfortunes come in threes, Iwaizumi Hajime starts his Thursday having a screaming fight with Shittykawa, spends his lunch break listening to the UCI women's volleyball team gossiping about how Ushijima Wakatoshi had gone public about his longtime love affair with Oikawa Tooru, and closes out the day by drunkenly dropping his phone into a sewer grate.