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    Julian has never been on the path. He received the right training at the School of Griffins, shit his pants during the trials and everything. It was just a shame mages attacked Kaer Seren, killing everyone he knew before he could leave. Now he’s cutting a bloody path of revenge through the continent and if he picks up a few strays along the way, well, that’s nobody's business but his.

    AKA: Jaskier tries (and fails) to be a standard Witcher and instead ends up spending a century beating up mages (Stregobor), hooking up with Elven Princes (Filavandrel), and accidentally adopting lost princesses (Renfri). Maybe he’ll end up saving the continent somewhere along the way.

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    What if when Witchers were made they had a companion, someone to tend to their wounds, someone to love them and not judge them for something they can’t control? When Witchers were first made they were given an equal someone to travel and face all their trials with, these beings are familiars.

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    It's been several months since Jaskier and Geralt had come together, and Jaskier has quite a big secret that he was really hoping Geralt would figure out for himself. Big surprise: He hadn't.

    But now that a contract for a Fae has come up, Jaskier wrestles with the decision to out himself or to sit idly by and watch his lover murder his kin. It's not an easy call.

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    When Jaskier goes into rut early, Geralt learns about his hidden incubus heritage, and takes it upon himself to take care of his bard.

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    Duchess Anna Henrietta was no stranger to betrayal or loneliness. She did not allow her people to see her hurt, but that did not make it any less painful. After a particularly devastating blow, she returns to The Land of a Thousand Fables, a place crafted for her and Syanna as children, to meet with a fable whose lesson felt especially dear to her heart.

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    Jaskier loves Geralt. He’d loved Geralt since they were no more than children, meeting in the forest at six years of age. He’d loved Geralt since the soft, chaste kiss they’d shared at sixteen. He’d loved Geralt when Geralt had pushed him away at nineteen, the blow of the words ringing in his ears. He’d loved Geralt since he found Geralt in Posada again, dark and silent in the corner of a tavern.

    He loves Geralt. He truly does.

    But as Jaskier nurses his heart, broken twice over by the same man, he wonders bitterly if it had ever been worth it.

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    Geralt and Jaskier are childhood friends, but the Path forces them apart until they reunite in Posada.

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    For years Jaskier has been patching wounds and battered hearts and he is sick of it. It's time he entered the mortal world to fight for his Witchers.

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    The face, when it turns, is not the one Jaskier expects. The eyes are similar and the medallion is the same, but he is a stranger who just glares at Jaskier for bothering him.

    "You're not the first witcher I've met," the bard says.

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    People didn’t like to touch Geralt unless it was for a purpose. To hand him coin so he could deal with a couple of pesky monsters, to try and best him in a fight, or to lay with him for a night after they’ve been paid. People didn’t like touching Geralt, but Jaskier isn’t people.

    Jaskier touches him all the time, when he’s drunk and trying to regain his balance, when he’s tired and needs someone to lean on, when he needs Geralt’s attention he will press his fingertips to Geralt’s elbow. And Geralt? He finds himself fixating on those fingertips.

    Yennifer has warned him, told him that his control wasn’t as good as he thought it was, but as Jaskier stares at him, wide eyed and open mouthed Geralt can only hide his head in shame and blame the summer heat.

    For all the times Jaskier might have touched him, this is the first time Geralt reciprocated.

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    He’s born the last of his siblings.

    His first breath chills the air around him, his first cry starts the first snow the Continent has ever seen and his first laugh freezes the Yaruga to her core. And so it does to the Pontar and all the rivers in the land. Even the north sea that lies below what will in the distant future be the kingdoms of Kovir and Poviss gets its own layer of ice.

    His mother creates a flower for him and calls him Snowdrop. The flower will bloom amidst the heavy snow.

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    When the Witcher finally woke up, he drew several conclusions rather quickly:

    1) His wrists and ankles had been shackled while he was unconscious.
    2) Those shackles were holding him spread-eagled across a very comfortable goose-down mattress.
    3) The runes carved into the manacles left him relatively incapacitated; not even a Witcher could break through such a strong pacification spell.
    4) His captors had removed everything but his smallclothes and covered him back up with an incredibly soft blanket.

    “Hmm.” 

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    Geralt is captured by the strangest religious order he's ever encountered and offered up as a "human" sacrifice to their God of Happiness, who happens to look and sound exactly like Jaskier...

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    The first thing he remembers is darkness, and cold, and fear. He opens his eyes and is met with the tops of trees, the faint twinkle of stars in the night-black sky. There's no moon in the sky, and there's the solid cold of ice under his back. He's afraid, breath coming shakily, but he doesn't for the life of him know why.

     

    It's been a long time since Geralt had let himself go to eastern Kaedwen, outside of crossing through the northernmost corner on the way to Kaer Morhen. But Yen's sent him on a nonexistent hunt just to get him in the exact last place on the continent he ever wanted to return to, and there's magic hanging over the valley with no known source.

    The monster the townspeople are complaining about may not be real, but the strange guardian spirit standing before him and radiating frost and uncertainty certainly is.

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    When Yennefer leaves him, Geralt comes back to Jaskier, heart in his hand, anger, hurt, and heartbreak bleeding from it. Geralt grieves his love life with his eyes closed, his body bare and fucking into his bard, Yennefer's name on his lips.
    On the other hand, as months pass, Geralt's begins to fall in love with Jaskier himself, leaving a huge misunderstanding his wake.

     

    Or, Geralt comes back to Jaskier every time Yennefer breaks his heart and fucks Jaskier, who doesn't make a sound, knowing his voice would sound very unlike the sorceress the bard knows Geralt pretends he's fucking into.

    Main story ends at chapter 25. Prologue and healing portion starts at chapter 26.

    Title is a modified line from "She" by Harry Styles | Updates every couple days.

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    Traders are a gossiping sort. If there was a scandal within the noble houses of Posada, you’d hear about it in Cretegor by the end of the week. So, the quick spread of a rumor about a little village in the Kestrel Mountain range was not at all surprising. What was surprising was the story that the traders wove. They said that Luibhtorrach, a sad, ghost of a farming town, had miraculously become a hub for trade, as if overnight. Their lands unbelievably fertile and brimming with crop. Even stranger, each and every one of Luibhtorrach’s people professed that their good fortune was the work of a mysterious beast they’d claimed as their personal deity. Most recent news foretold of their plans to throw a midsummer festival celebrating this newfound god. In preparation, silken blue banners were erected in every corner of the town, each bearing the symbol of their new patron: A delicate dandelion wrapping around a golden sun.
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    Jaskier accidentally becomes the god of a village he stumbled upon after Geralt’s post-dragon hunt meltdown. Maybe it had something to do with his new look.

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    An AU where the Thanedd Coup never happened. Here's what could have been.....

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    The fleeting moments between Dawn and Dusk have never been enough for the two gods, and since the beginning, they've hardly shared more than a few heartfelt words or gestures. It's about time that changes.

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    The white light of the morning shone just as bright as the God's hair, with piercing golden eyes to match.

    "Geralt."

    The God looked unamused as Dusk's form started to fade, playful blue eyes and deep royal purple on his cape a faded ombre, ending in a flash of orange. The dusty brown, almost golden colour of his hair an eerie similarity to the colour of the sinking sun.

    "Jaskier."

    (Now with fanart in Ch. 2!)

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    Geralt promises himself that this time he won't fall in love with him. This time he will walk away and let him live his life in peace. This time he won’t die because of him.

    He’s never been good at keeping promises.

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    Geralt meats Fae!Jaskier due to a slight misunderstanding (or maybe its destiny messing with them?) and when Jaskier hurts his wing they are kind of stuck together for a while. It’s a journey that not only brings them in more and more danger and to unknown magical places but it also brings them closer together, if they want to admit it or not. The Fae is annoying Geralt to no end but he can’t just let him die, can he?
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    Jaskier saw the jagged edge of the stone a fraction of a second too late and he couldn't stop himself from stepping on it with his bare feet. He hissed in pain, baring his fangs. “Wait, damn it,” a deep voice behind him demanded but he would not obey. He wouldn't dream of obeying the command of a monster that wanted to kill him.

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    Geralt wakes with a gasp and a thought. A thought he’d rather not have. Jaskier sleeps across from him, cuddled with his lute, perfectly visible in the dull morning light.

     

     

    Fuck, he’s going to die.

     

    One day, Jaskier’s smooth face will grow crows feet and wrinkles, his joints will start aching and Geralt knows he’d slow for his bard, let him ride Roach, carry him up stairs of traverns. Jaskier’s eyes would still be filled with joy, shine with love at every flower and every child, that his fist would clench at every bastard talking ill of his witcher, no matter if his hand shakes too much to even flit over his lute. Jaskier’d stop traveling, move into the coast, and eventually…

     

    Oh fuck no.

     

     

    Or, Geralt realizes Jaskier’s going to die and sets out on trying to find an immortality potion. Jaskier thinks Geralt’s trying to shut him up. Cue: Miscommunication.

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    Basically what it says on the tin.

    Inspired by this prompt: jaskier is immortal for the dumbest reason you can think of, eg. he died once but it gave him an upset stomach so he refuses to try it again; they asked valdo marx to play at his funeral and he resurrected himself out of pure outrage; he's legally unable to pass away until he releases his first studio album, seeing as it's 1247 and recording equipment won't exist for a while yet he's functionally immortal in the meantime.

    So, Jaskier accidentally saves a fae court by eating mushrooms and accidentally becomes immortal along the way.

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