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    Hank fucks a blender, again. That damn horny bastard. Doc, Deimos, and Sanford unfortunately hear that shit and walk in on their homie using a blender.

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    2,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    129
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    After a long day of fighting off the Agency, Hank rooms with his teammates Deimos and Sanford. Unfortunately, Deimos had the idea of gifting him a brand new Nutribullet 600 W blender.

    There's a reason why Tricky calls him "blenderfucker". Deimos and Sanford unfortunately find out.

    Language:
    English
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    1,747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    221
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    Straight up smut here. I don't do requests because this is something I write in my free time. The first chapter kind of explains things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,266
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    574
    Kudos:
    2317
    Bookmarks:
    225
    Hits:
    185797
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    Everyone knew that Mr.Krabs loved money...but no one knew exactly how far his love went.

    Language:
    English
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    946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    151
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    Summary

    read the fucking title

     

    save me please

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    662
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    Gojo buys Yuuji a life-sized teddy bear as a gag gift.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2395
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    Karl falls in love with his camera.

    Series
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    English
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    3,893
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    Sean is on the run trying to protect his brother, but things go terribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,897
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    10004
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    They say you have to be a bit mad to be a stone carver.

    Not that Shinsou puts much stock in the saying. He does his time, heading into the studio at odd hours to work on his masterpiece, chipping away at the marble into the loneliest hours of the morning. Just a few more years of this, and he'll get his degree, move on with his life, do what he always wanted to do.

    But the stone has other plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    671
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    "Meet Andrés de Fonollosa, gentleman thief. He’s a man with a crooked smile and an undying love for art. Something of a womanizer, Andrés has been divorced five times and counting. But don’t worry boys, because Andrés has a bicurious side as well. So let Andrés satisfy your daddy kinks and indulge him to your heart’s content… or let him indulge you.

    Andrés comes in a custom three-piece suit (1 of 3 choices) for your stripping pleasure.

    Handcrafted from state-of-the-art synthetic technology, Andrés is the newest member of the Xinthetic Companions collection. Prices start at 8000,68€, prior to shipping and handling."

    The AU where Martín receives the wrong package, and Andrés is a very expensive sex doll. Literally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    210
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    Danny activates "sex mode" as a joke but quickly learns it's very real and a very powerful sensation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    473
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    Tricky Fucks his Stop sign

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    792
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    Yuma is forced to abide to a new contract with the Emperor's Door. Astral tries to help but things don't go as planned...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    596
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    This is the story of how Ralf Hütter falls deeply in love with a bicycle...and how Florian is overcome with jealousy.

    A reminder that this is a crackfic and should not be taken seriously :)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,993
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    The sword of MacGuffingham knows exactly how to deal with recalcitrant heirs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    284
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    Dream has always lived a normal life in Florida, he knows everything about the place—growing up in the humid state.

    But one thing he never expect to find in Florida - or anywhere for that matter - was a fairy.

    “If you could be so kind, please let me go.” The cute thing said waving his legs around.

    Maybe Dream could have a little fun with the pretty creature.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    6452
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    Yeah, yeah. You bitches know the drill. Post prompts in the first chapter. I'll write anything, absolutely anything. Bloody rape? You betcha. Incest-gangbang? Sure! Pissing non-con? Oh hell yes.

    You were looking for this ;)

    Tags will be updated.

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    I'm really sorry, but due to the overflow of requests, if your prompt is not problematic we won't write it. It must include one of the following: minors, rape, gore, torture, incest, extreme kinks, bestiality, or any other extreme illegal/taboo kink.

    (hi im tables the secondary author we are busy ppl please forgive us! this fic isn't my top priority, but i update my own fics more often if you want to read those instead. either way, have a good day and pls be patient!)

     

    Accepted Requests (following format and rules): 74
    Finished Requests: 8

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,085
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    459
    Kudos:
    2126
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    157348
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    Remember on smp earth when he made the bridge and wilbur kept being horny ? Yeah. Just a drabble really haha

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1957
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    After regaining his shapeshifting ability, Odo reflects on his experiences as a solid humanoid, and of his short time with the infant Changeling. His blossoming passion with Colonel Kira is interrupted by yet another mysterious problem with his morphogenic matrix. Odo is about to undergo some unexpected changes... how will he -and the rest of the crew- adapt to them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,431
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    173
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    Kokichi was trying to figure out how to enact the ultimate trial but found something else as well~

    I hope you despair

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    121

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