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    Crowley disentangled their fingers to brush both hands over his face, then his robes and hair. “I hate sand. It’s the worst.”
    “That’s what you said about the snow,” Aziraphale said. “And horses. And mosquitos. And Caligula.”
    “And I was right all those times, too,” Crowley retorted.
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    Six thousand years and six storms. Five times before Armageddon’t, and one time after. Through a variety of chance interactions, shenanigans, meandering conversations, and a heck of a lot of bickerflirting, an angel and a demon find each other, carefully and slowly, amidst the rain.
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    (Prewritten, updating every other day.)

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    Aziraphale was a Peach Beryl, but people made jokes about that these days.

    In 4004 BC, an angel and demon met atop a wall in Eden. And, ten minutes later, the angel discorporated the demon by mistake, due to a misunderstanding about what a thunderclap meant. Which was a shame, as they were rather getting on.

    Luckily, gems can reform.

    A 6000-year romp through time and space. Featuring Nephilim, Arthurian knights, seventeenth century pornographers, Waterstones, a very literal interpretation of Satan Incarnate, and… fusions?

    This is a love story, needless to say.

    Good Omens + Steven Universe crossover. No Steven Universe knowledge required. In fact, I would discourage it. Hide my plot holes, please.

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    After the averted Apocalypse both Heaven and Hell try to find a scapegoat. And since the supernatural entities actually responsible for it couldn't be killed with either Holy Water or Hellfire, they have to turn to the next best thing. That means whoever they think was in charge of the whole debacle. So - not in so many words - that means Gabriel and Beelzebub.

    All of this happens while our favourite angelic and demonic duo act like all but a married couple and enjoy their retirement from their respective Headoffices.
    That is to say, until their two former bosses manage to anger both of Heaven and Hell to such an extent that they incite open rebellion in the ranks. Angels and demons alike will fight side by side to end all of this nonsense once and for all.

    You’ll get heavy use of backchannels, memories from before, tons of OC angels and the answer to the question: “could Crowley and Aziraphale ever escape office politics?” (the answer is no).

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    38/?
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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    44/?
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    Cas is off the rails, Sam is down, and Dean and Bobby are running out of time to keep Cas from opening Purgatory. There's only one number left to call, but even if Crowley and Aziraphale will come, will they be able to save Castiel from himself?

    Takes place during the events of the Supernatural Season 6 finale. Credit for a good chunk of dialog to the Supernatural writers.

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    Crowley knew he was being summoned.

    That some HUMAN was trying to drag him away from the life he'd built with Aziraphale, to hurt him, to control him.

    Crowley is prepared to do anything - ANYTHING - to stop the summoning. But at what cost?

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    [Multifandom] : Série de micro-fics sur différents couples et duos de différents fandoms. Multipairings.

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    Life is all about milestones. So have a look into milestones when an angel and a demon are expecting.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    "Everything will be alright, everything will be alright."
    I kept repeating to myself- unsure of who I really wanted to prove that point to though. Maybe I wanted to comfort the slipping angel in my grip, maybe I needed to convince myself by saying these words over and over again. Maybe both.

    TW: emotional & physical pain, swearing, crying, break downs, blood

    (Crowleys Pov)

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    In mathematics and physics, the butterfly effect is a term that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions found in chaos theory. The idea is that small variations in initial conditions produce large variations in the long-term behaviour of a system.
    It is an ordinary autumn day when a little girl named El appears to Crowley and Aziraphale. The two do not yet know how much she will change their lives. Or how much they will change hers.
    The butterfly that unleashes the storm with the beating of its wings.

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    On the final day of September, in their co-owned flower shop, Crowley and Aziraphale plan to get prepared for their long-awaited day. Their wedding anniversary.

    While they go their separate ways to bring out their anniversary gifts, Aziraphale comes to greet two customers that arrived past closing time. By himself.

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    ¿Qué pasaría si los objetos muy amados por sus dueños cobraran vida?

    La taza blanca del ángel Aziraphale está feliz con su vida en la librería. Sin embargo, todo cambia cuando Zira se muda al departamento de su esposo Crowley; allí conoce a Mayren, el rociador de plantas que el demonio suele utilizar, y este le hace ver que todavía no ha descubierto todos los tipos de felicidad. Y lo primero para su nueva vida, dice Mayren, es tener un nombre propio.

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    Ezra Fell's next door neighbor is opening a plant shop, and whilst Mr. Anthony Crowley is a bit obnoxious and unruly at times... He's also quite charming- despite the secrecy and consequence of his own past.

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    29/?
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    Cover art by GoodOmensFicRecommendations on tumblr!

    Crowley and Ezra attempt to make decisions that will affect the rest of their lives. Of course the process doesn't go smoothly.

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    As you know, dinosaurs have never existed. The fossilized bones humans are so obsessed with are a mysterious, ethereal joke paleontologists just haven't seen yet... but things have changed.

    Ten years after the world failed to end scientists in Costa Rica have claimed to "resurrect" the prehistoric beasts in the interests of delighting children and immense profits. Aziraphale and Crowley are the only two residents of Earth who know how impossible this should all be and take it upon themselves to come out of retirement and investigate what is going on on Isla Nublar.

    What could go wrong?

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Ongoing story. Please sub or follow for regular updates.
    During an extreme heat wave, Crowley finds his usual methods of sexual relief just aren't working. He creates a double of Aziraphale to live out his fantasies and fulfill his aching needs. Can he have his precious angel cake and devour him too?
    This opens up the floodgates for the pair, and their sexual adventures ensue.
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    Crowley had an idea. A shameful, guilty, completely wrong idea. It gave him pause at first, but then he realized he was a demon. ‘Wrong, shameful, and completely guilty’ is what he did, wasn’t it?
    PS...My typos are driving me insane! Sorry! Slowing fixing them.

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    Crowley found he was unable to keep from thinking about the whole situation to the east.  Would Aziraphale’s sense of duty get the best of him?  Lately he had been telling Crowley he didn’t feel he was performing his angelic abilities the best way he could . . . And that’s exactly what he was doing wasn’t it?  He overthought his partaking of the pleasures of Earthly life, and now he was going to stay in Jerusalem doing penance for not being a good little angel as he should be.

    It is 70 AD and the unrest between the Roman Empire and its province of Judea is going to come to a swift end with the destruction of Jerusalem. Crowley flees to Rome, seeing exactly how all this is going to turn out. Aziraphale feels compelled to aid the citizens of the Holy City despite Crowley's pleas that he abandon his cause. Angel and demon are about to get caught up in desperate events that could prove disastrous for them both.

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    Meet Ezra Phale, newest staff member at the Tadmeadow Public Library. Ezra collects books, drinks cocoa, never got his driver's license, and most definitely does not have a crush on his quick-witted coworker, AJ Crowley. Perish the thought. No matter how much he banters with AJ at work, and accepts rides in his Bentley, and goes out for drinks with him, and can't imagine letting a day pass without talking to him—no, Ezra's feelings are purely platonic. And that's for the best, because it would take a (little demonic) miracle for AJ ever to like him back. Right?

    New chapters every few weeks or so.

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    81
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    1538

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