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(Bene)fitted friends. by BlueWhaleDimpling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Mar 2024
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After so much has happened, Crowley and Aziraphale start a new phase in their lives and their relationship. It is never as smooth as expected, but they're willing to do their best to make it work.
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- Part 3 of Finding a new life
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The Greatest Good You'll Ever Have by Eowyn1846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Mar 2024
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*potential spoilers for Good Omens season 2*
It was, in retrospect, an obvious lie. They were never going to make him an angel again.
Or: What if Crowley went with Aziraphale at the end of season 2? It doesn't change as much as you might think.
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Crowley remembers a belonging hidden deep in a box. He decides to stick to the plan. The plan Aziraphale tried to stop him from doign, and the plan the angel still plans to stop.
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Aziraphale can't explain the empty feeling inside.
Longing for something he can't place.
On a mission to discover why.
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Aziraphale fears he may not survive what Heaven has planned for the Second Coming if his own attempts to sabotage what they have in mind prove successful. He desperately wants to find a way to let Crowley know how much he loves him while he still has time. Too nervous and unsure to speak to Crowley directly, he seeks out the help of Maggie at the record shop, and the ever faithful Bentley.
A gentle and soft love confessions fic with musical interludes.
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Never Grow Up by Depressedpenguin2
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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After season two ended, Aziraphale refused heavens offer and began the wonderous retirement with his wily demon. Embarking on a journey of adopting a child.
Gigantic thank you to Ckocek for being my beta.
There is so much fluff I promise you won't be disappointed. But wait and see how things turn out for these ineffable idiots.
Updates on Mondays
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It Started Out With A Kiss (How Did It End Up Like This) by A_Lumina
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Having read some interesting files as he was snooping around heaven, and after seven months of no contact, Aziraphale takes the elevator down to earth to inform Crowley of the dreadful news or rather happy news? Either way, congratulations, they have been ineffable parents since 1941, not to mention the looming apocalypse they must also worry about. Hooray?
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Resilient Little Things by homemadeapplecider
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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After being sacked from his job as a professor at a prestigious Christian university, Dr. Aziraphale Fell takes a position teaching philosophy and theology at a community college in Edinburgh. There, he meets an eccentric drama teacher who has a difficult time keeping track of how long his lessons actually go.
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A Human AU in which Aziraphale and Crowley are professors. Updates every other Monday.
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Torn feathers, Broken Chains. by strangeli
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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It fucking burns. Hurts more than slamming back a shot of holy water as a Fallen Angel, and hell, Crowley would kill for that right now. Anything to make the pain fucking stop, 'cause it's tearing him apart.
A future without Aziraphale? Fuck, it's like a nightmare he can't escape.
Crowley's grip on reality goes to shit, a half-human wreck with powers fading faster than he can down a bottle. Fucked up on booze, sex, and drugs, he's nothing more than a shell, drowning in the haze.Meanwhile, Aziraphale's living with their own demons, the so-called "choice" they made, which feels like a cruel joke.
Of course, Crowley's never off their radar. So when he drops off Heaven's map, even after Metatron's pleas, it's like a damn siren blaring in their mind. Something's wrong, deep down they fucking know it.Basically, Crowley becomes human after he's rejected by both heaven and hell and has to deal with the worst heartbreak in the world. He's not good at heartbreaks.
Aziraphale realises what a dick he's been.Depressing follow up of Season 2, but with a happy ending. (I swear)
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Unknown by Bennybones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Three Months after Aziraphale left he comes back to earth.
Crowley. In the bookshop. That wasn’t something he had expected.
He peered around the corner, and there was Crowley, surrounded in books.
Hidden by the corner of the shelf, Crowley turned away from him, pale blue eyes took in as much as he could.
“Dammit, Muriel... I’ll never get this done. Shouldn’t have touched the books...” Crowley whispered, shaking his head, and reaching to grab the next one off the shelf, read the title and then groaned quietly when it was no help, flipping it open.
He stepped out from the corner, Crowley unmoving. “Muriel, I told you to go play in traffic on Carnaby Street. There’s no way you got the paperwork done that quickly.” He sneered, slowly looking up.
When yellow met blue, his frustrated expression quickly paled and softened, eyes going wide and mouth agape.
“That’s Lady Chatterley's Lover... it goes in this section.”
“Aziraphale?”
Or, the one where Aziraphale comes back and Crowley is still hurt.
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A Strange Feeling With Regard to You by Anonymous for EdosianOrchids901
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley have drifted into congenial retirement in the South Downs together. They're closer than they have ever been—until Crowley is violently taken from Aziraphale.
They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone.
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Dinner Is Not Over by inside_the_mind_of_any
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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After Aziraphale's departure to heaven, Crowley found himself stranded on Earth, bereft of their lifelong companionship, with the once-vibrant planet earth now seemingly exposing the scars of humanity's recklessness, or perhaps just the ones of the demon inhabiting it.
Heaven revealed to be a bureaucratic maze of celestial paperwork and stifling rules, rules Aziraphale soon realized weren't going to change as easily as planned.
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The Trojan Horse Virus by Greenathena
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale owns a bookshop in Soho. Crowley leases the space next door for his nursery. And their first impressions are not exactly positive. But when Crowley needs someone to pretend to be his fiance, who better than the bastard next door who already dislikes him? No feelings to mess things up means no problems, right? Right?
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After the Rain by AlwaysBeMyBaby for sugareey
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley enjoy their perfect blue-sky day, after weathering the storms.
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blood, white marble, and starlight by blackeyedblonde for rainbowsrambles
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Crowley feels an incredulous laugh wing up out of her like a startled bird. “What’s ailing me this time?” she asks, reaching up to claw at her sodden veil hanging limply against her front. “There’s nothing left for you to fucking heal.”
Aziraphale leans in closer, his face held only the careful breadth of two hands from her own, and merely presses through the strands of hair and strips of cloth still plastered to Crowley’s throat and chest like scarlet seaweed. His index finger lightly touches the discernible shape of her breastbone, and she simply sits there and lets him with her heart dashing itself to death underneath.
“But there is,” he says softly before pulling his hand away again. “Just here.”
Crowley tries to snarl but makes a withered sort of sound in the back of her throat instead. “You idiot,” she whispers, shaking all over now with cold and wrath and the blinded oblivion of her own despair. “You doddering old fool of an angel. How the hell do you think you’re going to heal that?”
“By holding you,” Aziraphale says, terribly simply. “If you’d let me.”
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War of Hearts by Beet_Feet
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale returns from Heaven after five years. Crowley is less than jazzed about it. Will they find a way to reconcile? Magic 8 Ball says: "Signs point to yes."
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Post-s2e6. Spoiler heavy, you have been warned.
Crowley confesses his feelings to Aziraphale after Aziraphale reveals the offer the Metatron gave him. And Aziraphale chose Heaven over Crowley.
Life goes, painfully, on.
(Will be a multi-chapter fix-it fic/what I wish for in season 3. Updated weekly on Sundays, as far as I can.)
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- Part 1 of APYAT
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My Funny Valentine by theshoparoundthecorner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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“You’re kind,” Crowley said with another small laugh. Aziraphale looked over at him. His gaze softened. “Y’know, people like that sort of thing. Kind people.”
Aziraphale nodded. Crowley felt something strange stirring in his stomach, and he wondered if perhaps he’d had a little too much to drink. He was beginning to get the urge to do something stupid. To reach forward and take the angel’s hand. To trace the lines of his smile, and the creases of his eyes, and memorize what he looked like in case it was a long while before they saw each other again.
Whoa now, said the only logical part of his brain he had left, maybe it’s time to sober up.
Five times Crowley gave Aziraphale a gift on Valentine's Day, and one time it was the other way around.
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“Oh, you sweet demon.” Aziraphale touched a finger to Crowley’s long nose. “You make me forget.”. . .
“Forget what?” Crowley wrinkled up his nose in confusion. He reached out to stroke Aziraphale’s arm, running his thin hand over Aziraphale’s soft forearm and down further to lace their fingers together with a squeeze. . .
“You make me forget…” Aziraphale paused for a beat, “…about a past that wasn’t always the greatest. A system that proved toxic… All I remember is the happiness you give me.”
Aziraphale and Crowley reflect on what they mean to each other.
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Sequel to The Language of Forgiveness. After defeating the Metatron, Aziraphale and Crowley are adjusting to life together as a couple and the co-anchors of the Neutral Alignment. But Satan refuses to let Crowley go. He challenges the couple to a double-or-nothing bet; either both of them will go completely free—or be tortured by Hell forever. Aziraphale comes up with a plan-within-a-plan that will require the pair to bring their allies together, journey through Hell, and pull off the most audacious trick of their existence. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 2 of Ineffably Gray