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    Aziraphale and Crowley finally find love, but for how long. Heaven and hell need to make an example. Aziraphale is taken and tortured. Crowley tries his best to reach him in time.

    Crowley must do what he can to Make Aziraphale whole again. He needs to know what happened to the love of his life.

    Please pay attention to tags.
    explicit Sex in first chapter - First chapter is long
    Torture in second and third chapters.

    First & Second chapter beta read and edited by Della

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    2/?
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    10
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    28
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    4
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    A series of short snippets and ficlets about our favorite angel and demon to go along with the Good Omens Celebration 2020 tag list being hosted on Tumblr. Go here to read the overall themes list!

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    Chapters:
    19/31
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    277
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    129
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    10
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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters each Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    19/?
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    亚茨拉菲尔三十多岁,没谈过恋爱,没去过任何夜间娱乐场所,甚至没买过性爱机器人,像是活在至少三百年之前。他在全世界最大的机器人制造公司HEAVEN做小职员,同时在一个基本上没有人再看书的年代经营一家书店。某天晚上,亚茨拉菲尔从垃圾堆里发现了一台被淘汰的机器人——性爱机器人AJC800。后来他成了安东尼·J·克罗里。

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    中文
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    Chapters:
    2/9
    Kudos:
    7
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    1
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    30
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    A few decades before the Apocalypse, the Archangels discover that Aziraphale is irreparably in love with Crowley.

    Rather than smiting the demon, they take pity on their Earthbound operative, and remove the obstacle by giving Aziraphale exactly what he wants.

    But obviously, a demon would never be able to feel love on their own, so they have to do something to ensure that Crowley will reciprocate Aziraphale's feelings…

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    59
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    14
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    Angels and demons aren't supposed to reproduce, but it happened even though parenting was never on Aziraphale and Crowley's radar. But that's not their only challenge. Friends and family are two concepts that are being redefined for the husbands as they face the challenges brought on by developing close friendships and raising a child of their own. They might be immortal, but they've chosen a human life, peppered with supernatural happenings. They must trust their love for each other will help them through everything. The spell that enabled Crowley's pregnancy has side effects that cause him to lapse into a postpartum coma. Lailah, who has been their friend through trying times is persecuted by other angels who view her as a traitor. And Crowley and Aziraphale's marriage starts to break down when Aziraphale feels left out of important events in Rowan's life thanks to running the bookshop while Crowley starts to burn out from constantly being at home.

    Some tags are for future chapters.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    131
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    322
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    3232
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    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was most assuredly not jealous of the little currently seated on Aziraphale's lap. The little who was at this moment being bottle fed, looked at adoringly, and just generally being pampered, and petted, and cooed over by the aforementioned angel. His angel.

    Anthony J. Crowley, fallen angel, the Serpent of Eden, professional nuisance, and demon who was definitely not a little, was also lying.

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    Chapters:
    319/?
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    A.Z. Fell & Co has been prime real estate since it opened, a fact that many people - and some 'organizations' - have been acutely aware of for just as long. Through the 200 years of running his business, Aziraphale has handled the various offers and occasional threats to buy out (or worse) his shop from him with little to no need to involve anyone else, even his dearest friend Crowley.

    When a new gang shows up in SoHo determined to succeed where all others have failed, will Aziraphale be able to keep his clean sheet in dealing with the louts by himself? Or will he finally need the help of his friendly neighborhood demonic serpent? And - most importantly - will it finally be enough of a push to stop the 6000 years of mutual pining between the idiots?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    While rushing out of the library, Aziraphale suddenly runs into the redheaded boy he's been watching from afar. Thanks to some interference from his best friend Anathema, he slowly learns more and more about the botany obsessed student.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    13
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    3
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    It is just barely summer again, the following year after the Apocalypse. Crowley and Aziraphale are finally married and in love with each other and life, but the larger world spins on and must still be dealt with.

    Wherein consequences are faced, choices are made, love is affirmed, destinies are fulfilled, and the Ineffable Game comes full circle.

    {The final installment of the "Love, and Other Ineffable Things" series}

    Series
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    Chapters:
    12/14
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    35
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    For more than 200 years, the Crowley women have been cursed that anyone who dare fall in love with them will perish. Unfortunately, the Fell witches simply have bad luck. For Aziraphale Fell and Antonia Crowley, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all. The Good Omens Practical Magic AU mashup that no one asked for posts once a week.

    There’s a little witch in all of us.

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    34,052
    Chapters:
    9/11
    Comments:
    35
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    59
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    English nobleman Aziraphale Fell is captured by the infamous pirate Anthony J. Crowley to ask for ransom.
    What Captain Crowley didn't expect was for his prisoner to capture his heart.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    553
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    After dining at the Ritz for their victory meal, Aziraphale asks Crowley his further plans. The answer shocks him and they have a discussion that reveals more than the angel bargained for. While Aziraphale was stunned beyond belief, God enters his bookshop and offers to show him what he didn't know about himself and Crowley in Heaven. She offers to show him things that only she and Crowley knew, the life he and Crowley had together, and what Crowley was like when he wasn't around. He accepts, but once again receives more than he bargained for.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    26
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1264
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    A Good Omens AU which takes place in the year leading up to the Apocalypse. Aziraphale has been alone on Earth for 6000 years. He loves the planet, the humans, all the wonders therein, but as the only ethereal being on the planet (as far as he's aware) and a misfit among the other angels of Heaven, he's been terribly, painfully lonely.

    Everything changes the day he senses a presence: a demonic presence that is in pain, as lonely and miserable as the angel is, and is hanging on his last thread of life after being tortured for an untold length of time. Aziraphale rescues the dying demon, whose powers and voice have been stolen away from him by a mystical artefact, and vows to protect him and keep him safe.

    But what will Aziraphale think when he finds out who was responsible for the demon's imprisonment and why? Not to mention the secret the demon is keeping about who he really is?

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    English
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    75,568
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    1233
    Kudos:
    900
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    10674
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    The Apocalypse happened and Heaven came out on top. Hell has been locked away for all eternity while demons captured as prisoners of war during the battle were taken to Heaven to serve angels. Aziraphale and Crowley are reunited under these circumstances and make plans to escape the nightmare life has become. Alpha Centauri looks like a good start if they can escape first to Earth then into the stars themselves. But other plans might be brewing besides theirs. Aziraphale must also be prepared for the dam to burst when Crowley can no longer keep pushing the trauma he endured to the back of his mind.

    Some tags are for future chapters. So is the "Graphic Depictions of Violence" warning. The Beelzebub/Gabriel relationship doesn't come into play until Chapter 19. Sorry, that's where I could reasonably start fitting it in.

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    35
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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

    ————————

    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    12
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    4
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    332
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    There's a minor miscommunication as to what "sleeping" entails. Crowley knows exactly what he means. That doesn't mean he makes the connection from brain to tongue to explain what he wants. Similarly, Aziraphale knows exactly what he wants. He just doesn't know when to say it, and when you're immortal, there's plenty of speculation as to what the perfect moment is.

    Agnes Nutter, herself, could not fit into her first edition just how much love can multiply stupidity.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    672
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    Crowley decides, after being unable to sleep, to break the rules and go to the bookshop.
    Aziraphale pretends to be offended for precisely 30 seconds.
    Cute, flirty, fluff and some smut ensues

    Language:
    English
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    3,316
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1144
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    Aziraphale's desire for Crowley leads him to make a shattering mistake in their first time together that tears them apart. Both are left devastated and have to work to find their way back to each other.

    Aziraphale suddenly closed the gap between them and kissed Crowley full on the lips. They had kissed before when it was the expected greeting at various points in history, a dry brushing of lips against the cheek in Italy, Portugal, France but this was nothing like those hellos dancing on the edge of impersonal. This was full pressure, lips firmly and urgently moving against his, Aziraphale’s hands grasping Crowley’s coat and pulling him off balance so that he stumbled forward into the angel, his hands automatically bracing himself against Aziraphale’s arms. Crowley froze in shock, then pulled back sharply, breaking the kiss but unable to step away due to the strong grip on the lapels of his coat. “What the Hell?” he said harshly.

    Language:
    English
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    44,079
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3393
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    De-structuring of a demon on a starry night
    Re-constructing of an angel at the end of the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,034
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    127

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