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How Could I Forget by JessnotJessie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
19 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale falls for the plant store owner down the road but thinks a relationship is impossible. Little does he know that Crowley has been just as in love with him, but for longer. After Crowley's (literal) fall and subsequent head injury, Aziraphale stays by his best friends side while he is in a coma. Misunderstandings arise and Crowley begins to question his memories, and just what their relationship really is.
Story art done by @_DholeDog_ on Twitter!
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One shots and crossovers of our favorite ethereal couple.
✨️REQUEST ARE OPEN✨️
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A Billion Points of Light by akitsuko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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The firefighter lifts the visor on their helmet, and Crowley may not be able to see very well, but those are the most beautiful eyes he’s ever seen in his life.
Crowley has never been one for the whole 'love at first sight' business, but he may need to reassess after Aziraphale - a gorgeous firefighter - saves his life.
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Aziraphale can't explain the empty feeling inside.
Longing for something he can't place.
On a mission to discover why.
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Never Grow Up by Depressedpenguin2
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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After season two ended, Aziraphale refused heavens offer and began the wonderous retirement with his wily demon. Embarking on a journey of adopting a child.
Gigantic thank you to Ckocek for being my beta.
There is so much fluff I promise you won't be disappointed. But wait and see how things turn out for these ineffable idiots.
Updates on Mondays
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It Started Out With A Kiss (How Did It End Up Like This) by A_Lumina
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Having read some interesting files as he was snooping around heaven, and after seven months of no contact, Aziraphale takes the elevator down to earth to inform Crowley of the dreadful news or rather happy news? Either way, congratulations, they have been ineffable parents since 1941, not to mention the looming apocalypse they must also worry about. Hooray?
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Torn feathers, Broken Chains. by strangeli
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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It fucking burns. Hurts more than slamming back a shot of holy water as a Fallen Angel, and hell, Crowley would kill for that right now. Anything to make the pain fucking stop, 'cause it's tearing him apart.
A future without Aziraphale? Fuck, it's like a nightmare he can't escape.
Crowley's grip on reality goes to shit, a half-human wreck with powers fading faster than he can down a bottle. Fucked up on booze, sex, and drugs, he's nothing more than a shell, drowning in the haze.Meanwhile, Aziraphale's living with their own demons, the so-called "choice" they made, which feels like a cruel joke.
Of course, Crowley's never off their radar. So when he drops off Heaven's map, even after Metatron's pleas, it's like a damn siren blaring in their mind. Something's wrong, deep down they fucking know it.Basically, Crowley becomes human after he's rejected by both heaven and hell and has to deal with the worst heartbreak in the world. He's not good at heartbreaks.
Aziraphale realises what a dick he's been.Depressing follow up of Season 2, but with a happy ending. (I swear)
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Unknown by Bennybones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Three Months after Aziraphale left he comes back to earth.
Crowley. In the bookshop. That wasn’t something he had expected.
He peered around the corner, and there was Crowley, surrounded in books.
Hidden by the corner of the shelf, Crowley turned away from him, pale blue eyes took in as much as he could.
“Dammit, Muriel... I’ll never get this done. Shouldn’t have touched the books...” Crowley whispered, shaking his head, and reaching to grab the next one off the shelf, read the title and then groaned quietly when it was no help, flipping it open.
He stepped out from the corner, Crowley unmoving. “Muriel, I told you to go play in traffic on Carnaby Street. There’s no way you got the paperwork done that quickly.” He sneered, slowly looking up.
When yellow met blue, his frustrated expression quickly paled and softened, eyes going wide and mouth agape.
“That’s Lady Chatterley's Lover... it goes in this section.”
“Aziraphale?”
Or, the one where Aziraphale comes back and Crowley is still hurt.
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Heavenly Bodies by BrandySmugglerMasterSpy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale meets a ridiculously hot yoga instructor.
Crowley is ridiculously attracted to his yoga student.
Both are too awkward to say anything directly to the other, because of who they are as people.They'll get better, I promise.
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The Trojan Horse Virus by Greenathena
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale owns a bookshop in Soho. Crowley leases the space next door for his nursery. And their first impressions are not exactly positive. But when Crowley needs someone to pretend to be his fiance, who better than the bastard next door who already dislikes him? No feelings to mess things up means no problems, right? Right?
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That I Would Name the Stars For You by hadleywrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley is an agnostic, genderfluid Soho florist in his mid thirties who can count on one hand the number of things he's ever actually (mostly) given a shit about. Those things are, in no particular order of importance: his Bentley, his pet snake Ashtoreth, his godson Warlock, his plants, astronomy, and the band Queen.
Aziraphale Fell is also in his mid thirties, is a closeted gay man from a religiously strict family, holds a love for both books and food, and has always aspired to one day own a bookshop of his own.
When that dream comes true and he opens up a bookstore in the space available next door to Crowley's flower shop, before either of them can so much as anticipate it happening they both find themselves falling for the other as their lives inevitably collide in an intricately entangled dynamic.
The story in which Crowley learns to allow the minute list of things he cares about to grow to include one more, and Aziraphale learns to cope with newfound feelings of love, family proper, and safety and acceptance in one's skin.
shoutout to my friend, user avoidsalads, for all the beta feedback; you are a star, truly, and I appreciate you xoxo
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One Vision by goodoldfashioneddeliveryboy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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Something Big. Something Falling. Something falling that started Up, which Muriel had felt, and had descended Down, which Crowley was now feeling. This wasn’t sauntering vaguely downward, no, this was crashing and burning, a comet encased in the hottest of flames, exploding and coming back together in a warped wave of furious celestial intent.
The surrounding BANG as it thudded from the mighty Above to the murky Below was felt by all supernatural entities, occult and ethereal.
On a bustling street in Soho, the Bentley's alarm wailed. In a dusty bookshop on Whickber Street, the lights flickered.
In a deep pit of hell, Aziraphale burned.
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Mr SuPrEmE ArChaNgEL falls Tremendously, the two ineffable idiots begin sorting their sh*t out, but the Second Coming appears to still be Coming much to everyone's utter annoyance.
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War of Hearts by Beet_Feet
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale returns from Heaven after five years. Crowley is less than jazzed about it. Will they find a way to reconcile? Magic 8 Ball says: "Signs point to yes."
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Post-s2e6. Spoiler heavy, you have been warned.
Crowley confesses his feelings to Aziraphale after Aziraphale reveals the offer the Metatron gave him. And Aziraphale chose Heaven over Crowley.
Life goes, painfully, on.
(Will be a multi-chapter fix-it fic/what I wish for in season 3. Updated weekly on Sundays, as far as I can.)
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- Part 1 of APYAT
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My Funny Valentine by theshoparoundthecorner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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“You’re kind,” Crowley said with another small laugh. Aziraphale looked over at him. His gaze softened. “Y’know, people like that sort of thing. Kind people.”
Aziraphale nodded. Crowley felt something strange stirring in his stomach, and he wondered if perhaps he’d had a little too much to drink. He was beginning to get the urge to do something stupid. To reach forward and take the angel’s hand. To trace the lines of his smile, and the creases of his eyes, and memorize what he looked like in case it was a long while before they saw each other again.
Whoa now, said the only logical part of his brain he had left, maybe it’s time to sober up.
Five times Crowley gave Aziraphale a gift on Valentine's Day, and one time it was the other way around.
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Sequel to The Language of Forgiveness. After defeating the Metatron, Aziraphale and Crowley are adjusting to life together as a couple and the co-anchors of the Neutral Alignment. But Satan refuses to let Crowley go. He challenges the couple to a double-or-nothing bet; either both of them will go completely free—or be tortured by Hell forever. Aziraphale comes up with a plan-within-a-plan that will require the pair to bring their allies together, journey through Hell, and pull off the most audacious trick of their existence. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 2 of Ineffably Gray
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Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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if i fall,
on that day,
i only pray
don't fall away from me.What if there was much more to Aziraphale and Crowley's history than Crowley remembers?
What if there had been an "our side" even before the Fall?
What if Aziraphale's guilt was the only thing keeping them apart for the last six thousand years?
And what if the only thing that could pull them back together again was the firm belief of a plucky little angel-turned-human-bookseller that love really does conquer all?
Don't Fall Away From Me is a post Season-2 Good Omens fic that rotates perspectives between Muriel, Crowley and Aziraphale.
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Free by imposterssyndrome
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Anthony J Crowley's been living rough since he was kicked out by his parents as a kid. Somehow he's made it to the age of 40 and he's still alive, but if you asked him, he's not really sure how the hell he's managed it. It's not been pretty.
Alistair Zachariah (Az) Fell runs a bookshop, but is still under the strict yoke of his parents: their eternal disappointment. 40 years old and he's desperately unhappy and hit crisis point.
They meet (again?) as inpatients in an acute mental health ward. They have nothing in common. Obviously. How could they? They're practically opposites.
So why are they so drawn to one another?
**Please read the author's notes.**
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Pretend by Ineffable_Serpent_4004
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Hastur's breath was hot and reeked of something long-since dead. "You think you're so much better than me, huh? Doin' all your 'good deeds' and frolicking around with that angel."
He revealed an odd little syringe, grinning at the way Crowley seemed to balk. "This will take care of you."
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OR: Crowley has a run-in with a certain Duke of Hell and tries to hide it from Aziraphale. Things are revealed that Crowley doesn't know how to explain, and Aziraphale has many, many questions.Title from the song Pretend by Alex G
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Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Witch to Live by Fire_Traveller
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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Crowley hadn't thought too much about it when she spread the rumour that red hair was a sign of a witch - but all too soon, it's blowing up in her face, and with a few other things raising the suspicion of some villagers, the demon finds herself the target of a witch hunt. There's only one being who can possibly help her get out of this mess - Aziraphale. But when the villagers actually arrest Crowley, the angel will have to come up with something to save his best friend...