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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    [Multifandom] : Série de micro-fics sur différents couples et duos de différents fandoms. Multipairings.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    As you know, dinosaurs have never existed. The fossilized bones humans are so obsessed with are a mysterious, ethereal joke paleontologists just haven't seen yet... but things have changed.

    Ten years after the world failed to end scientists in Costa Rica have claimed to "resurrect" the prehistoric beasts in the interests of delighting children and immense profits. Aziraphale and Crowley are the only two residents of Earth who know how impossible this should all be and take it upon themselves to come out of retirement and investigate what is going on on Isla Nublar.

    What could go wrong?

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Ongoing story. Please sub or follow for regular updates.
    During an extreme heat wave, Crowley finds his usual methods of sexual relief just aren't working. He creates a double of Aziraphale to live out his fantasies and fulfill his aching needs. Can he have his precious angel cake and devour him too?
    This opens up the floodgates for the pair, and their sexual adventures ensue.
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    Crowley had an idea. A shameful, guilty, completely wrong idea. It gave him pause at first, but then he realized he was a demon. ‘Wrong, shameful, and completely guilty’ is what he did, wasn’t it?
    PS...My typos are driving me insane! Sorry! Slowing fixing them.

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    Ah, spousal privilege. Mafia black market antiquities dealer Crowley and stuffy bookseller Aziraphale have a neat little Arrangement, in which Crowley buys very, very expensive books for Aziraphale, and Aziraphale thanks him with expensive wine and thousand of pounds under the table. However, things change quickly for them when they get caught and arrested on suspicion, and naturally, Crowley's solution is to propose a marriage in order to invoke spousal privilege and keep them from having to testify against each other in court, thereby buying them some time. I think we all know where this is going, folks.

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    Meet Ezra Phale, newest staff member at the Tadmeadow Public Library. Ezra collects books, drinks cocoa, never got his driver's license, and most definitely does not have a crush on his quick-witted coworker, AJ Crowley. Perish the thought. No matter how much he banters with AJ at work, and accepts rides in his Bentley, and goes out for drinks with him, and can't imagine letting a day pass without talking to him—no, Ezra's feelings are purely platonic. And that's for the best, because it would take a (little demonic) miracle for AJ ever to like him back. Right?

    New chapters every few weeks or so.

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    Aziraphale is the most sought-after concubine in the world. Leader of a small but rich moiety, Crowley would give anything just to sit and have tea with her, let alone anything else.
    When Aziraphale is thrown in to sweeten a trade deal, every terrifying dream comes true at once, and also now someone has to teach her to feed the chickens when they're back home.

    A story about making a family, running a community, falling in love, and creating a home that can withstand anything -- because it will need to.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    UPDATED -- Chapter 6 art added! If you don't want to go scrolling through Chapters 5 or 6 where the art's been added later to see it, it's also been temporarily put into Chapter 8.

    (Please note the fic will be eight chapters long, but I am going to put a temporary chapter in to showcase Shadowkana's work for previous chapters she wasn't able to draw for when I post them. She's worked hard on them, and they deserve to be seen. They'll also go into the appropriate chapters, of course.)

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    Armageddon was successfully halted, but neither side was content with punishment, so they decided to separate the angel and the demon forever. They did, and Crowley vanished from existence. Aziraphale was at rock bottom until a strange stranger from outer space appeared in his life, looking too much like his deceased demon.

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    Crowley takes Aziraphale to a classic car show. Aziraphale is bored. Crowley is a bit competitive where the Bentley is concerned.

    [Podfic Version]

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    Prompt 12 - Chains

    Aziraphale decides to upgrade his wardrobe by sprucing up his pocket watch's fob. Little does he realise what he actually purchased is not something to be worn over his clothes....

    ~***~

    A collection of ficlets, of the cursed smutty kind, written as fills for crack prompts on discord. Relevant tags included in individual chapters.

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    Years after the world didn't end, an angel and a demon settle into a cottage together, but some fears are too hard to leave behind.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    “That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.

    “Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”

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    The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.

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    Ezra Fell is a dull and respectable middle-class man living in Victorian England. From the outside, he seeems to have a normal, respectable lifestyle and a normal, respectable marriage. Granted, his wife is a bit witchy, and he's fairly effeminate, but by and large he's unremarkable. Little does anyone suspect that goings on at his 'Gentlemen's club' are anything but gentlemanly, and he desperately needs to keep it that way.

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    The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.

    Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.

    Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.

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    This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.

    You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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