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    Taehyung’s been a BTS fan since their debut. He even has a YouTube channel dedicated to them where he’s making reactions and he has a solid follower fanbase. Jeongguk is his ultimate bias and he rants about him all the time. One day, his dream comes true and he goes to a fan sign and meets face to face with his idols. Sometime later, he attends a BTS show and after the show a security guard comes for him and he meets Jeongguk backstage. What follows next is something Taehyung never imagined in his wildest dreams and his life completely changes.

    Read notes at the beginning for more info.

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    28/32
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    Bookmarks:
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    Ever since the war, Harry Potter has been doing his very best to not be in people's way and, most importantly, to avoid Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately this all falls apart when the pair are trapped by a storm in the Quidditch locker rooms and Harry realises the maybe avoiding Malfoy wasn't the best idea after all.

    “What are you doing, you oaf!?” Malfoy jumped to his feet but stayed as far away from the open door as possible. The storm had definitely picked up. Snow drifts were forming along the walls of the locker rooms and when Harry had opened the door a pile of it fell inwards. The sound of the roaring wind filled the room and cut through the boy’s clothing. “Shut the door the imbecile!” Malfoy yelled as he protected his face from the cutting wind and snow that whirled around the space and Harry wrested the door closed again. “What were you thinking?” Malfoy slumped back onto the bench, looking even more exhausted if that were possible.

    “Looks like we’re going to be snowed in,” Harry ignored the question, it really had been a bit of a reach to think they could make it back to the castle at this point.

    “Really,” Malfoy drawled, “I hadn’t noticed.”

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    Chapters:
    5/24
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    619
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    How did I become so obnoxious?
    What is it with you that makes me act like this?
    I've never been this nasty
    Can't you tell that this is all just a contest?
    The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest
    But baby I don't mean it
    I mean it, I promise

    or,

    A combination of no sleep and no coffee makes Hubert lash out from stress, and Ferdinand is the one that becomes the target.

    Ferdibert Week 2019
    Chapter 1: Day 5: Regency/Horses/Rain/Courting

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    132
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    my oneshots for ferdibert week 2019!!

    --> one: fairy tales
    --> two: modern
    --> three: obsession
    --> four: war

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    339
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    ❝he says
    i am sorry i am not an easy person to want
    i look at him surprised
    who said i wanted easy
    i don't crave easy
    i crave goddamn difficult❞
    - rupi kaur

    ... in which abduction and strong hate somehow turn into something else ...

    Language:
    Deutsch
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    62,644
    Chapters:
    31/?
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    3
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    From a choir boy in church to a drummer at University, Roger Meddows Taylor has always gone where life takes him. Makes decisions based on what suits him or what doesn't hurt the ones he loves too much. But when he auditions for a band made up of fellow students, he meets a man who makes him want to actively stick with something that he volunteered to do for the first time in his life.

    (Or, how Roger met Brian as part of the band Smile and the way their friendship has grown to stand the test of time.)

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    16/20
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    54
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    10
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    You've been training to be a part of Hell's Kitchen for almost eight years, and now your time has finally come. Will you impress your idol, Chef Gordon Ramsay, or will you be sent home in tears?

    Updated Fridays!

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    English
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    165,386
    Chapters:
    99/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    542
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    5925
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    Fill for a kinkmeme prompt. After having sex with Crowley for the first time, Aziraphale is dragged back to heaven by other angels. He is stripped naked and tied down in a public place so that all of Heaven can shame him for being a demon's whore.

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    1/1
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    4
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    870
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    It's been ten years since they left school, and Harry Potter is perfectly happy with his successful broom-making business, Wyvern and Swift.

    The only thing that annoys him is that Draco Malfoy is back from America, with a tan and long hair and that eyepatch that definitely doesn't make him look like a sexy pirate.

    Malfoy is always trying to get under Harry's skin—and if he thinks asking Harry on a date is going to unsettle Harry before they play rival Seekers in the big charity Quidditch game...well, he'd be right.

    Featuring our favourite oblivious wizard, some shower cubicle action, and Harry leaving his leather gloves on.

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    1/1
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    30
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    2758
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    So Jim Starling assumes one is of his enemy and the other is of his soulmate. He is right, but he is wrong. Let me explain in the fic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    We follow Jamie, a young trans boy, in his various sexual escapades, including being groomed and abused by several people in his life. There is eventually some character growth and a happy ending, but mostly this is just self indulgent smut about a horny gay boy who's trying to make it though his rough life. Take any "meaning of the story" bunk with a grain of salt and enjoy the ride.

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    English
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    12,453
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3632
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    “What the fuck is that in your mouth?”

    Touya snapped his teeth shut and sealed his lips, glaring at the man across the dinner table with utter contempt. It was a surprise that his father hadn’t noticed the small silver ball embedded in his tongue earlier, it’d been a couple of weeks since his return so he assumed he’d gotten away with it and Enji just didn’t give a shit. He had a few piercings already, in his ears and nose, which caused such a fuss during the last summer holiday. After the rather severe hiding he received, one that left his back red and sore for days, Touya decided not to wear the studs and rings at home anymore. But the tongue piercing was quite new, he had to keep it in or it would heal over and he didn’t have the money to drop on getting it done a second time when he returned to college. So he’d kept it in. 

     

    Big mistake. 

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    (Y/N) is a young girl, half American and half Japanese, who lives with her grandparents and helps them with their bakery. With only a handful of friends, she manages her time with scrolling through memes or doing random things with her friends.

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    English
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    2,153
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    238
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    When a case leaves both John and Sherlock a bit worse for wear, heated words are exchanged and feelings get hurt. Can the damage be fixed?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    765
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    Seven fics involving everyone's favorite aloof asshole, Craig Tucker, gettin' F'd in the A! I'm a bit late on this, and I sort of misunderstood how the prompts worked, but we're all a bunch of horny fucks and probably won't care. Each fic will feature a different ship, as well as the following prompts:

    Day 1: AU
    Day 2: Public
    Day 3: Degradation and Dress-Up
    Day 4: Threesome
    Day 5: Video
    Day 6: Edging
    Day 7: Space

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    English
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    30,401
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2730
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    In which Aziraphale discovers that the Serpent of Eden is venomous.

    And Crowley panics.

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    English
    Words:
    5,364
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1781
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    Tatsumaki makes a deal with a money pincher Saitama in order to get more information about the inhabitants of City Z's Ghost Town. They end up spending too much time together when she hangs around to see the Baldy Saitama grow (not his hair) but his confidence, lust for life and love for her. She learns to ignore his tornadoes for sighs and fall in love with him, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,447
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2139
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    After a huge argument between the Sides, Deceit decides he's tired of listening to their bickering. He gives each Side, barring Virgil, exactly what they want: Logan, a blanket over his emotions; Roman, an ego boost; and Patton, a way to be happy all the time.

    Things seem to work out at first, then the problems start to show. None of them act like...themselves. Only Virgil is the same as ever, and he has no idea what happened.

    It's up to Virgil to put the pieces together, confront Deceit, and convince his friends they can face their flaws. If he fails, he'll be stuck with flat cutouts of his friends--cutouts who treat Virgil like they treated Anxiety.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,144
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    861
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    Signing onto EMI records in the mid 80′s should have been a dream come true for Reader and her punk band, but she finds herself bubbling over with rage every time she interacts with the drummer from the successful rock band that records down the hall.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    601
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    “Is this enough to satisfy you, sis? Just this?” For emphasis, Troy spread the two digits sheathed inside her, giving a few experimental thrusts as well. His tone was derisive, pale eyes shifting to study the way her bottom lip quivered with his abuse. If he didn’t live for this kind of shit, he didn’t know what he did live for.

    Troy thinks their planned ECHOcast episode isn't worth his time and finds a way to convince Tyreen to agree with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,746
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5

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