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    Summary

    Come stand a little bit closer
    Breathe in and get a bit higher
    You'll never know what hit you when
    I get to you
    - Savage Garden

    Isak hasn't spoken with Jonas for weeks. He has spent his days with Even, happily in love.

    But school is about to start again.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    36
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    400
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    love’s such an old fashioned word
    and love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night
    (Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure)

    The tags will be updated as I go. I have no idea where this is going, so please keep checking them. And the notes, too. (I should have tagged just "Issues" and get it over with.)

    Short summary: Isak is a dick, because reasons. Everybody hurts.

    The chapters are teeny tiny, as the word count can tell. Nothing like little snacks of angst and smut to keep the day going!

    Notes edited on Apr 11th! Figured out what I want to do with this story and how I can get there.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    91
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    3433
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    The title is probably not final. But it is descriptive. This is a porn story with barely plausible plot to tie together scenes of dragon fucking.

    Read Dragon Rider first if you already haven't.

    Isak, the crown prince of a fairytale kingdom, is about to step on the throne. Even is his dragon lover. Magnus is his loyal servant and childhood friend. Jonas is a dragon, in love with sweet Mags.

    These are complicated times.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1235
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    The nineties saga continues!

    Isak is torn between familiar but unattainable Jonas and dangerous but perfect Even.

    This is a sequel to my NaNoWriMo 2019 project, because I ran out of words way before I ran out of things to say.

    The notes are copy/pasted from part one, and have additional info on possible triggers and such. The tags will update as I go, if needed.

    Series
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    Words:
    41,529
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    376
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4505
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    Welcome to the nineties! Isak is a regular teenager who hates his parents, loves his Walkman and is secretly in love with his best friend. Then, out of nowhere, the most beautiful boy he has ever seen appears into his life and turns it upside down.

    I have decided to leave these first 30 chapters as they are, my 2019 NaNoWriMo novel, and continue the story as a series. Sorry about the confusion! Nano isn't about planning, and neither am I!

    Check the notes for more!

    Series
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    445
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    4500
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    But this is this universe, the one Isak is living in.
    When he opens up his locker, something comes tumbling out and Isak is tired and that is definitely why he jumps, not for any other reason.

    Series
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    778
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    I'm putting Placebo into this as well. If you've read that, you've read the first ch.

    Like blushinglikeisak put it, Isak keeps on getting ruined by the people around him.

    This is dark. I love dark. Check the tags and notes before venturing further, thank you.

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    47,076
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
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    Since his threesome with Isak and Even, Jonas can only think about bottoming.

    AKA Jonas bottoms for the first time and Isak makes sure that it's the best experience.

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    Second part of "just ask", although it can be read as a one-shot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2310
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    “Look, I know about your mom but don’t bullshit me right now dude. I know this isn’t about her.” Jonas probably would’ve dropped the situation then and there, had it not been for the fact that this wasn’t Isak’s first time running off like this. It was actually the 3rd time, at least the 3rd time Jonas had noticed. He was up to date with how Isak and his mom were doing, he knew things were going pretty smoothly right now. He was also much more perceptive after smoking a bowl and was picking up on Isak’s terrible lying.

    “Are you too high?” Jonas chuckled, trying to disarm the boy. He did look up and finally make eye-contact. Progress, Jonas thought. Isak gave him an incredulous look and huffed.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    564
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    Isak is a fairy tale prince. Even is a dragon.

    Check the notes for more if the tags interest you!

    Series
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    Words:
    35,667
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    261
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    Jonas enters Isak's bedroom during a very intimate moment with Even. Isak later tells him that he just has to ask.

     

    AKA Isak, Jonas and Even do a threesome.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    5130
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    ❛ One day, God will mourn the loss of the Angels He casted from Heaven. ❜ Even thinks lethargically as he numbly watches who knows how many Angels Fall from the night sky (for the third time - & from the safety of his own home yet again) in beautiful, blindingly bright multicolored blurry balls of energy.

    Obviously, that day is not today.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    1
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    772
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    Victorian Evak Genderqueer Romance. In 19th century Christiania, rich artist!Even struggles to find love while prostitute!Isak tries to earn enough money to leave the slums and find a new life in America. Fate conspires to bring them together - but did the same fate once tear them apart?

    Welcome to #SkamBigBang 2019! I'll be posting chapters regularly so stay tuned!

    A huge THANK YOU to the amazing Mari (miranhas-art on Tumblr) whose beautiful genderqueer Evak pictures inspired this fic, and whom I've been lucky enough to work with for the illustrations!

    And big ups to the fabulous Haveyouever who beta-ed AND fact-checked the historical accuracy of this fic - from the exact times of sunrise to the cost of a Victorian blow job - you're both incredible!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2937
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    In the not too far away future the climate disaster has wiped out modern civilization. The remaining people are huddled in the habitable zones in large city states, surrounded by vast deserts. The cities are at constant war with each other over precious resources. The citizens are assigned their place and duty in society at birth. You either adapt and obey, or you disappear forever. For some reason, only kids ever disappear.

    Isak Valtersen, just turned 16, can't resist the call anymore. He has to go to the desert.

     

    This story is based on the My Chemical Romance album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. Listening to it will make reading this better. The names of the chapters are the tracklist, and the first lines in chapters are from the lyrics.

    I’d love it it you could take time to comment on each chapter as you go, but totally no pressure! I’m just so proud of this story myself, and dying to know what you think!

    At one point either Isak or Even will appear to be dead, and there are lives at stake here, but the overall feel is not angsty or too gritty. Like a YA version of Mad Max: Fury Road.

    The incredible art is by Memine. I could just look at it forever.

    Language:
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    Words:
    56,466
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    771
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    Isak loves Jonas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    666
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    Isak, an alpha, and Even, an omega, meet on the tram on their way to school. From there, they deal with first heats, pining, miscommunication and lots and lots of tension. They both have issues with their own, and other people’s, assumptions about being alpha and omega.

    Language:
    English
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    81,026
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    417
    Kudos:
    638
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    14436
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    Spy Fic in which Even Bech Naesheim is an undercover agent in Nazi-occupied Norway, and resistance fighter Isak Valtersen is the man who he has been commanded to capture. Even must infiltrate the Norwegian Resistance, but who is he ACTUALLY working for?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101,511
    Chapters:
    26/28
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    584
    Kudos:
    572
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    14203
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    Isak is, objectively speaking, the dumbest bitch alive.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2638
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    Isak tries to make Jonas' sixteenth birthday as great as he can, even if it's his fault that Jonas is feeling so down in the first place.

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    English
    Words:
    2,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    756
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    After coming back from the Fickstutenmarkt, Jonas and Mikael still have plans to celebrate their stag party with their friends.

     

    Second part for "Fickstutenmarkt", although it can probably be read separately.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3585

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