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    Wren Vixen had always lead a plain, simple life. But when she gets sent to some of her fathers 'old friends' for the winter, things spiral out of control. After all, living with six blood thirsty vampires is no easy task - especially when one's blood is said to be of 'the finest quality'.

    Adding in strange dreams and sudden inexplicable abilities - Wren's life is turned completely upside down.

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    “If you put shame in a petri dish, it needs three ingredients to grow exponentially: secrecy, silence, and judgment. If you put the same amount of shame in the petri dish and douse it with empathy, it can't survive.”

    Izuku Midoriya carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. His father, Hisashi Midoriya, is secretly the world's greatest supervillain. His mentor, All Might, is his father's nemesis. Izuku has not one, but both of their Quirks, and is just trying to get through high school at UA and become a Pro Hero without accidentally revealing his heritage to the world. With the Sports Festival coming up soon, and UA offering dorms early in the semester, will he be able to keep his secret a secret?

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    Influence talked in this country. Influence was power and power came from money. Hermione would just have to amass so much money the Purebloods would beg to talk with her instead of down at her. Hermione was many things but a wallflower wasn't one of them.

    --
    When Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands to fix Magical Great Britain, the first thing to come to mind wasn't creating a mafia but man if it didn't work just fine.

    [A 500 words or less series]

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    Where the Falcons fly, there’s blood. Where Draco goes, there usually is too. That’s his job, after all – heal morons and the people who get in their way. He could deal with that, he thinks, if only there wasn’t Harry fucking Potter, Seeker, who gets injured a lot even by the Falcons’ standards and seems to have made a habit of inserting himself in Draco’s private life. Draco just wants to heal people – normal people, that is – and do his research in peace. Well, when does he ever get what he wants?

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    Enter Jungkook, a paranoid, insomniac destined for detective work. He works alone for three years and he's okay with that, in fact he wants nothing to do with a partner.

    Enter Jimin, a social butterfly who just got transferred to Korea as he needed new scenery, his partner Jeon Jungkook. He may not look like it but he is hell disguised as heaven.

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    Daitan is happy that her happily ever after is coming true. She is a wonderful student at Yuuei High in class 1-L with a life to live on as she continued to follow her dream of saving lives. Everything was going up for her. Ever since she has reported her family to the police for their crimes she had gotten a wonderful boyfriend who cared for her greatly, her friends were there for her every step of the way, and one of her favourite heroes adopted her!

    But her past has decided to resurface. No one gets a happy after. Especially not Daitan Nakamura.

    Or- Daitan Nakamura thinks she's finally getting her happily ever after but it seems fate has some other things in store for her.

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    An AU where Ozai wasn't so forgiving of Azula lying about the Avatar being dead, and decides he doesn't want an heir he can't control. Zuko goes with her.

    OR: The AU where Azula gets a life-changing field trip.

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    How do people like Endeavor continue to be highly praised heroes?

    Why does no one hear of heroes being on the wrong side of the law?

    Heroes aren't flawless, so why does all evidence indicate otherwise?

    UA's famous class 1A has made a discovery, and they're prepared to change everything to right these hidden wrongs.

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    “Did Leia send you?” Luke snaps, suddenly overcome with a bout of rage that he has to breathe deep to let go, to let it melt into annoyance and then null, nothingness.
    “I wish she had, but no. This is purely opportunistic.” There’s something else, something unsaid, behind those words. Something like I’ve been considering coming after you for some time now, but Luke knows he shouldn’t project like that. Part of him wishes someone would come after him, but Leia stopped sending people years ago. Everyone else knows he hasn’t gotten over Ben’s death, but he has yet to decide whether he’s gotten over it or not.
    “Eight years change a lot, huh?” they ask, sensing that Luke isn’t about to let up on his silence. Once again, there’s something unsaid, but this time Luke genuinely has no idea what it could be.

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    “A road trip?” Amami raises an eyebrow, and R agrees. As much as that would pique her curiosity, she was pretty sure that it wasn’t normal for people who met a month ago to have a road trip together.

    But then again, that did kinda sound amusing…


    Or: R, Sfrog+, Rantaro, Kokichi, Nagito, Byakuya go on a road trip to Nagito's childhood house and some freaky shit goes down like the world is ending.

    So I wrote a gift fic for deleteitimphat. Hope you're happy now, I just wrote my longest one shot and my first horror story (Not really) for you. Now I have to go shower and do other stuff, and you probably not even awake when I'm doing this. Hope to see your reaction! :3

    (Side note: I know some people don't enjoy reading self-insert with characters in the game, and two of the main characters are self-inserts or rather original characters. So you don't have to read if you don't like these!)

     

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    After Jack's death, Alex had little direction in his life. Paranoia and unease rule his life. He can trust no one—even when they pretend to have his best interests in mind. And, after nearly six months… it appears that things might finally be settling down. Yet, with Alex, peace is an impossibility—because someone is always looking for him.

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    After Izuku disappeared for seemingly no reason, former class A and Izuku both have to adjust to this new life. These heroes won't stop looking until they bring him home.

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    After waking up from their horrible experience, tensions become awkward. Memories are confusing. Thoughts are conflicting. Their pasts and their problems keep getting in the way. Everything is just a big mess for them to just break down. Which one is the nightmare?

    In which all 16 students are still alive and underwent a simulation

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    I am flesh and I am bone
    I'll rise, ting ting, like glitter and gold
    I've got fire in my soul
    Rise up, ting ting, like glitter
    Like glitter and gold
    Like glitter

     

    War is on the horizon in Ala Mhigo, bringing Pike back into direct conflict with the Garlean Empire, and into the view of one Zenos yae Galvus, Crown Prince of Garlemald.

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    The Republic is in turmoil. In the wake of the harrowing Naboo Crisis, Chancellor Valorum has seized control of the Trade Federation’s droid armies. A failed coup has branded the Jedi Order as traitors. Thousands of Jedi are dead. The rest, fugitives. 

    Alarmed by the Senate’s aggression, systems scramble to forge new alliances. Everyone’s loyalty is in question. 

    Obi-Wan Kenobi, on the run with his new padawan Anakin Skywalker, knows their time is running out. He makes a desperate ploy to contact what may be a powerful ally or a dangerous foe...

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    Disclaimer: I like Dadzawa. I like Aizawa done right. This is an analysis of canon (cannon?) Aizawa.

    I'm gonna get blasted in the comments no matter what, aren't I?

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    It's not every day you wake up as your past dick-of-a-person self. It's not every day you get a chance to make up for your mistakes in the middle of a cult that wants nothing more than to turn you into their living puppet.

    But that's Isa's life now. And as Saix once more, he's going to do the best he can.
    And possibly, die trying.

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    Minoru gains an aversion to touching money and a new problem...

    How to get rid of the Death Note.

    Any human who uses the Death Note meets an unfortunate end of course.

    Major Spoilers for the new Death Note one-shot (created February 4th of 2020).

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    "Tic-Tac just used 'fuck' for the first time, I'm so proud." Jeremy joked, elbowing Michael lightly in the side and placing a hand over his heart.

    "They grow up so fast." Michael chuckled, glancing at where he figured the SQUIP must be standing, judging by where Jeremy had been looking.

    [Go for pretty much anything but the Eminem shirt. Not that I would recommend it if you did want to look like a self-assured fuckboy. It's... eugh, Terrible, tasteless, an affront to humanity.]

    [Eminem, his music, or the shirt?]

    [All three.]
    *slaps roof of work* this bad boy can fit so much pining in it

    (Or: an AU where Jeremy's SQUIP actually helps him)

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    Taehyung feels like he’s staring right at the sun. It's like his wings have burned off long ago and he’s only waiting for the inevitable moment in which he’ll find himself barreling down to the ground.

    Fortunately, Yoongi is there to save him every time.

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