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    xXDecay_GodXx was just as villainous in the gaming world as he was in real life, but that didn’t stop him and his best gamer bud™ RaticalRex404 from being near inseparable. They knew him better than anybody, and vice versa.

    Except for the small fact that he was Shigaraki Tomura.

    But the mask of anonymity is a double edged sword. As Shigaraki searches for the mysterious support item, the Prometheus, xXDecay_GodXx is forced to face that maybe Ratical isn’t all what they appear either.

    For this Quest, all you need is your sword and your wits to get through all the dance battles, dank memes, and r a t s:

    Are you Ready for Adventure, Young Villain?

    [[ Y E S ]] [ N O ]

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    After the untimely demise of their last chat, Kaede decides to start a new one!

    It's just as disastrous as the last one but hey! At least they're all alive.

     

    For now, at least.

     

    (Just kidding guys please don't kill me)

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    Sans is tired of the resets. He decides to do something about it to change things for the better.
    Everything just sort of goes downhill from there.

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    sleep tight Snow-white! i'll come and find you. this, i swear!

    haHAHahHAhaHAAAA!

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    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

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    The Avengers are together again (big meanie Thanos never happened), Peter's Aunt May is dead and now living with Tony but the problem is the rest of the Avengers dont know Peter exists and there are multiple people out to get Tony and the Avengers oh loki's there too and what could go wrong with a field trip to Stark Industries will Flash Thompson finally believe Peter has an internship or will Natasha have to beat his butt to finally believe *warning cursing*

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    OR how 12 days turned into 12 bottles
    OR 5+ christmases where Stevie felt cursed and 1 where she didn’t

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    And featuring the first bottle of the year
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    Midoriya Izuku is born with a quirk, and it is a terrible, burning thing that will not let him rest. It has stolen his ignorance, his innocence, and his safety. It has driven him to restless obsession. But he is still Midoriya Izuku, and he will be a hero, whether his quirk cooperates or not.

    AKA: Izuku gets a quirk that's actually awesome except for the part where it keeps messing with his head, but he's not about to let that keep him down. Even if it means resorting to vigilantism.

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    It's not every day you wake up as your past dick-of-a-person self. It's not every day you get a chance to make up for your mistakes in the middle of a cult that wants nothing more than to turn you into their living puppet.

    But that's Isa's life now. And as Saix once more, he's going to do the best he can.
    And possibly, die trying.

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    If you dig deep enough, you'll strike oil, and if you peel back a scab, you'll find fresh blood.

    While cleaning out Grimmauld Place in the summer of 1995, Hermione comes across a most unusual locket.

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    Mycroft has always thought that nobody would be able to follow him, that nobody could ever understand him, but then he meets Alexis, who always seems to know what he’s thinking. Until he learns, that she actually knows and believe him when he says, what the hell. No wonder whole nations want her, dead or alive.
    Together they work as a unit like nothing MI6 has ever seen before – and they find the heart they both thought they buried.

    A story about trust and betrayal, a story about Alexis and Mycroft.

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    Chloe slowly begins to question Kamski and becomes deviant. She can't remain in his shadow forever.

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    Everything was going perfectly until that first window shattered across the sleek, crowded floor. Everything was going perfectly until the first wave of unidentifiable figures in black swept through said window. Everything was going perfectly until the first round of shots were fired.

    Elegant outfits, decorated masks, delicious food, live music, amazing friends, a gorgeous boyfriend… December 28th was supposed to be absolutely dazzling, according to Izuku Midoriya and every other student in Class 2-A. Emphasis on “supposed to.”

    What will happen when disaster strikes when our heroes least expect it, and they’re suddenly thousands of miles away from home? When will the five empty seats in their classroom get their assigned students back? With no concrete leads and zero clues to their whereabouts, will Izuku’s friends ever be able to make a safe return?

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    And when he leaves, there'll be less trouble around.

    … or will it?

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    After waking up from their horrible experience, tensions become awkward. Memories are confusing. Thoughts are conflicting. Their pasts and their problems keep getting in the way. Everything is just a big mess for them to just break down. Which one is the nightmare?

    In which all 16 students are still alive and underwent a simulation

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    Tony and Loki knew each other...before.

    Before the Avengers formed, before Tony became Ironman, before everything went to shit.

    And then Loki brings an army into New York and suddenly, 'before' isn't the only thing that matters and no one cares that Tony Stark is in love with the guy that's invading their planet.

    But, as is the way of Tony Stark's life, they quickly learn of a bigger, badder threat hell bent on snapping away half of everything. And he needs Loki to do so.

    Tony's number one priority? Keeping Loki out of Thanos's hands. And if that means going after Thanos before he can come after Loki? Then that's exactly what he'll do.

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    Yuuri and Victor had made a vow. To prepare themselves as much as possible. And instead of getting over the horrible events, they are preparing for their next one.

    Will it be enough to keep them safe?

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    "When a soul's body passes on, the soul usually does the same. Sometimes, however, if a soul is particularly unlucky it remains trapped. It cannot pass on and is instead forced into a body that can sustain it, wherever that body may be," she took a drag of her Sobranie Black Russian cigarette and blew the smoke out her mouth, "That is what happened to you."

    She fidgeted in her seat. "So... what? I was just unlucky?"

    Fiona threw her head back and laughed. With a mirthless smile still on her face, she looked at her and said, "You, Catherine Harmon, were cursed."

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    Martin would like to know what God had he pissed off for him to be tied up to a chair, kept in a dim-lit room, depriving him of food, and with a woman he has never seen before who keeps promising him that they will be together forever and ever.

    No seriously; he wants to know.

    Or

    An AU fic where Martin gets turned into a vampire and he struggles to hold on to his humanity and his inappropriate feelings for his little brother.

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    When Eric Cartman is found bludgeoned, South Park is thrust into chaos.

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