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    (A HDM/ ASOUE AU.) With the Baudelaire siblings now enrolled in a rather dismal boarding school, one would expect their lives to become relatively simple now, with boring teachers, unpleasant classmates and gross cafeteria food marking the extent of their problems. Of course, anyone who truly expects this to happen has not been paying attention. Before long, the Baudelaires' past will catch up with them, bringing deceit, kidnapping and an exhausting exercise programme into their miserable lives.

    Escaping the sinister Count Olaf's schemes, however, is just the beginning of another string of miserable misadventures, which take them from a glamorous apartment in the City, to numerous vastly frightening destinations in the Hinterlands- culminating in more deceit, more kidnapping and another devastating fire.

    This time, though, the siblings are concerned about more than just the Count, his cohorts and his scarlet salamander. A mystery lies out in the Hinterlands- three mysterious letters that may help the Baudelaires find the answers they seek. So why does every lead seem to lead them nowhere? Why do false alarms and red herrings seem to lurk around every corner? Perhaps some answers simply aren't worth finding...

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    "'Sunny and I should stay here with the Quagmires,' he said as he gathered up the handkerchief.

    And here’s the thing. Violet knew they were running out of time. And Violet knew she would be right back. And Violet knew that the Quagmires were alone, and scared, and needed their friends more than ever.

    And though every part of her screamed for her to disagree, to shut Klaus down and demand they stick together, she nodded."

    An AU where Klaus and Sunny get kidnapped along with the Quagmires in Ersatz Elevator, and Violet's left to find them on her own.

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    lemony has always loved letters, and now they are his only way of communicating with the people he misses. aka, a series of letters written by lemony while on the lam.

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

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    ...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.

    I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.

    The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.

    If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)

    Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.

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    In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
    However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:

    When a hero times three can find these lands,
    A century of fire will be put out.
    Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
    Will come the end of the evil Count.

    Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children

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    It's 1956, and Violet Baudelaire is an aspiring actress about to be cast in her first major film production. She stars alongside Hollywood legend Count Olaf, and with his suave charm and bravado composure, pretty soon she falls head over heels for him. The two find themselves in the midst of a roaring romance, one that is faster than the wind and passionate as sin. Will they be able to keep their relationship hidden from the watchful eyes of Hollywood? Or will it crumble underneath them?

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    Intrepid newspaper journalist seduces serious hotel manager.

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    When Detective Inspector Kit Snicket set out to take her twelve-year-old daughter to school one day, the last thing she expected was to be caught up in a dangerous hostage situation that ends with her being shot.

    But things are about to get stranger, as Kit- who has been studying the confusing reports left behind by her twin brother Jacques for the last year- finds herself in the summer of 1981, surrounded by the same characters he claimed to have met while in a coma. Now she has to ask the same question he did- is this real, or a construction of her traumatised mind?

    Regardless, she's determined to fight- fight to live, fight to see her daughter, fight to get home.

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    Just as VFD members Jacquelyn, Larry and Jacques made several increasingly desperate yet ultimately ineffective attempts to protect and help the Baudelaire orphans, help also started to come from the other side of the schism- specifically from firestarters Fernald, Ainsley, Mildred, Maud and Phil. But, with the volunteers always a few steps behind, and the troupe too afraid of their boss to do much, will either group really be able to make a difference to the lives of the Baudelaires?

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    "The moon casts a pale, dreamlike glow over the desert as Jacques builds a small fire with wood scavenged from the dead shrubs around them, and Olivia wonders (not for the first time) if some encyclopedia has fallen off a shelf and knocked her unconscious, and this is some fantastical hallucination she is having while lying on the cold floor of her library."

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    An interminably long drive requires a break, sometimes.

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    Olaf, Esmé, Kit and Jacques convince Lemony to join their game of spin the bottle beneath the bleachers at Prufrock Preparatory School.

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    Kit finds out Jacques knew Lemony is alive.

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    beatrice and bertrand don’t want to leave everything behind. but what choice do they have?

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    Information gained through VFD channels (intercepted, stolen, or overheard in pretentious seafood restaurants) reported that there had been an incident in the Gorgonian Grotto. The details were murky, but one thing was for sure: the Medusiod Mycelium had mutated. It no longer just killed people. It changed them. And even more disturbing, it was spreading to the general population, despite their most noble efforts to contain it.

    The inevitable zombie AU.

    Tags, rating, and warnings will definitely change as we progress.

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    Jacques confronts Olivia about the times she gave him false information on Lemony.

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    Jacques and Bertrand argue about an article Jacques wrote in the Daily Punctilio.

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    Snickets convene, Ernest runs errands.

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    Helping Jacques develop pictures is a learning experience for Jerome.

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    Beatrice is a good friend.

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