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    When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.

     

    A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
    Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there!

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.

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    (Homestuck-Madoka Magica crossover) On an Earth that seems reset to pre-SBURB normalcy, Dave Strider transfers to Mitakihara. There he finds the magical girl system, more universe breaking powers, and an Akemi Homura all too eager to fix her time abilities with his...

     

    AU crossover fic that diverges just before Homestuck's Credits and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's Rebellion movie.

    Fic updates every two months, or until I finish (hopefully soon!)

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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood post-retcon Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapterfic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures featuring some standard AU settings.]

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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    john egbert meets a new friend at school. finally, for once, he has someone to talk to and turn to. but he was blissfully unaware at the predatory nature of his brother.

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    A Homestuck/Hunger Games crossover!!
    John and Jade are from District 9, a 13 and a 17 year old, that are reaped into the hunger games. Who will survive, who will fall, and who will the real winners be?
    (Irregular updates :3)
    Title: "Linger" by the Cranberries (check them out their music lowkey highkey slaps)

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    “You’re a loudmouth and a tool, and I don’t disagree with you.”

    Or Karkat has spent his whole life believing in soulmates, even if he’s never had one. Cue Dave Strider.

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    As the witch awakens from her dismay, she realizes that, not only her past friendships are in disarray, but the events which occur destroyed her home and her friends. She must reconnect what remains and find a way out of this calamity with the hopes of finding a "paradise" after death.

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    In which a college-aged Dave Strider finds himself in an unfavorable situation, at risk of having to move out of his apartment and back in with his neglectful older brother. While his friends help him scrounge up ideas for work, he stumbles across one he just can’t seem to get his mind off of; sex work.

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    Or, Take a Slice by Glass Animals is incredibly Dave Strider coded.

    AKA: my friend and I are geniuses.

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    you don't get why others would even worry about you
    you can handle things yourself just fine.

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    John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.

    In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.

    But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?

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    "At first, there was everything. Then there was nothing."
    A long, long time ago, twelve kid gods created the Universe. The question is; will they ever be allowed to live a life of splendor? Or will they succumb to the cries of fate? The real answer is neither of those options because both are stupid. The gods are your next-door neighbors and they're just as dysfunctional as the world they built. Welcome to the Delta Universe.
    [I Don’t think this will ever be completed, sorry forgot a lot of the plot xd)

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    Your name is D. STRIDER.
    No, not that one, the other one.
    Your name is D. STRIDER, and you are having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day.
    Your name is D. STRIDER, and you want something that you know you absolutely, positively, should not want.
    Your name is D. STRIDER, and like a bird that’s stumbling out of the nest too early to fly, you’re headed face-first for the concrete.

    [This fic has been discontinued. Sorry.]

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    your name is dave strider and being popular is a double edged sword.
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    dave realises being popular isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

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    Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde are sibling 5 year olds at Skaia Elementary School. When a new student, Jade Harley, comes to their school, they all hatch a plan to add Jade to their family. How can three 5 year olds do that?

    Dirk and Jake are unwittingly used to facilitate this plan.

    (aka Dave and Jade set up their father figures)

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    Jade never meant for this happen. She didn't. It wasn't even her idea to begin with.

    The island had always been her prison, she didn't mean to make it theirs too.

    None of this was meant to happen.

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    2/?
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    If Dave goes outside, the sky will fall to earth, the sun will explode and a thousand burning meteorites will bomb the planet apart.

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    Your name is Jade Harley, and right now, you feel very young. You're very good at taking care of yourself though, and can do lots of things for yourself with your guardian dog Bec's help. It's not much different from any other day where you feel big. You count on your reminder covered fingers until you find an age that seems right. six, yeah, that's you. You're Jade, and today you're six years old, ready to take on the world with everything you have.
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you feel hazy. Your head hurts, and your body feels weak. You don't want to think about what caused it. Something feels wrong about you, like your body is too big for you. Childish, maybe? You're not very sure, but what you are sure of, is that you shouldn't be doing it. It's not like you. Nobody needs to see you like this, not even yourself. You need to get over it, you don't have time for childish garbage. You never did, so why start now? It's dumb, even ironically. But even then, you feel... no. No, you can't.

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    (Homestuck-Madoka Magica crossover) In an AU where the Striders end up in Mitakihara in winter, a combination of the magical girls remaining in Madoka’s new universe, a random selection of Christmas traditions and various abuses of cake mixes and mistletoe result in a very strange yet magical Christmas, especially for Dave Strider and Akemi Homura.

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