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    You're pretty sure that Jade has noticed your obsession with her, but she still hasn't said anything about it. You were also postive that she has more than a passing interest in you too. But nothing ever happens. It's like the two of you are dancing around your mutual attraction, never addressing it directly, but all too happy to indulge in the little things. Cuddling whenever you were together, touching for longer than normal. It was all driving you crazy. It had been years of that and now...now you want more.
    You hope Jade will give you what you want too.
    AKA:
    Shameless Jade/Rose smut.

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    Anyway, fr33ze frame. Yeah, that's me, Davepeta. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. The situation where I'm traveling through a black hole, riding Lord English like a buckin' bronco, yee-hawing it up? No. That's obvious. You should know that already.

    Yes, I know. I shouldn't be addressing the audience. It's fine. I'll stop soon, purromise. I'm obliterating all the rules.

    Anyway. What I meant by this 'situation' is narration. How did I get the narrative? Surprise, I'm my ultimate self. It was super easy what with being part Time and part Heart, plus being a sprite squared. I don't want to be an asshole and make a big deal out of it or anything though.

    Don't worry, this isn't just going to be me talking about how cool I am while traveling through a spacetime tunnel. I swear. So yeah. Long story short…

    The vibes I'm picking up from the timelines are beyond shitty, and the Heart player in me wants to turn some furrowns upside down. Hopefully, I succeed.

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    16/?
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    85
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    7
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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    Update: INDEFINITE HIATUS

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    20/?
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    108
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    12
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    You, personally, never really believed in love at first sight. You've always wanted a love like in the movies, sure -- but you always were taught that was fake.

    That is, until you met Dirk Strider.

     

    A one-time pressured birthday visit to a gay bar after years of depression & isolation results in a certain John Egbert meeting his future boyfriend. And, these are the events that followed after.

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    2/?
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    17
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    4
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    The kiss is angry and heated. Jade's hand not in Rose's hair goes down to her hip, fingers gripping and keeping her steady on Jade's lap. Rose lets out a shuddering little moan amidst the lip smacking sounds of their repeated kisses.

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    A slightly too spicy for the main work continuation of Chapter 15. It's canon but not vital to the story.

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    6
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    It turns out that, while {raising a new-hatched grub | living for oneself} is surely not as hard as other challenges {Rose and Kanaya | Jade} have faced and overcome, it does present difficulties of its own, many of them unexpected.

    And that's how {Rose and Kanaya | Jade} come to {put out | respond to} a classified ad for an au pair in the New Alternian.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    21
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    375
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    Plastic plates go in the plastic plate stack and china plates go in the china plate stack. This is very important!

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    626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    20
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    A Dersite captain, turned mercenary and smuggler.
    A Dersite princess, sole survivor of a violent coup that took the Dersite throne.
    A former Prospitan duke's son, lost and presumed dead (but clearly isn't).
    A Prospitan mechanical genius, half-feral, and literally raised by wolves.

    A group of misfits, who find family with each other aboard a rickety old ship while traversing the stars and dodging bounty hunters.

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    29
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    After missing Rose during a weekend when they should have had a sleep over,
    Mx. Lalonde provides Jade with an alternative: to spend the weekend at her place.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    Rose is planning on crafting a voodoo doll for each of her friends to teach them a little lesson, but when she goes out to attend to some matter Rose forgetfully leaves the doll she crafted to look like John on her desk. Dave finds it and has a little bit of fun with it.

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    1/1
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    coffee shop au. jade is nervous and rose is rose. idk

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    231
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    1/1
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    1
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    highschool au where rose introduces dave and john or some shit. john is, not surprisingly, a homosexual. also like he says dumb shit lol

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    417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    56
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    John Egbert gets picked on in school a lot. Even though his best friend Dave is the self-proclaimed coolest kid in school, John still gets messed with on a daily basis. Out of fear of bullying, Dave offers up a way that John can be protected from name calling and harassment 27/4.
    All John has to do, is claim that the two of them are dating.

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    1/1
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    A oneshot request book! Go wild!

     

    -*Requests: CLOSED*-
     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

    Language:
    English
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    70,369
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    329
    Kudos:
    611
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    41
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    31412
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    Kanaya has nowhere to go. She discovered her wife has cheated on her, so now Kanaya is looking to rebuild and forget about Rose.

    John has discovered something about him-herself, but doesn’t know what to do know. Roxy’s revelation has made John question everything she has known.

    Follow two really contrasting people as they try to make their own lives.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
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    4
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    682
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    there are 271 calories in 1 2.5 oz package of caramel.

    there are five people (directly) effected by the ensuing chaos of one girls existence.

    there are two adults who need to sit down and discuss their feelings.

    that is not going to happen here.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    121
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    Kanaya has her wriggling day, and she celebrates the morning with her wives Jade and Rose. Set in a post-canon, ambiguously Earth-C milieu where nobody is dead and everything is happy and the three of them are just living their lives in a big, colorful house.

    Title is from "Dinner and Diatribes" by Hozier, a song on my Kanaya playlist because reasons.

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    1,444
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    1/1
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    3
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    5
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    2
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    25
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,892
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    420
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    Growing up, you said, was the process of realizing that everyone you’d ever loved and everyone you’d ever been loved by has always been exactly as awful as you are.

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    English
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    3,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    261
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    Rose is irritated about Jade being mysterious about information. Why does she put up with her? We may never know....(it's because of the title stupid.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    40

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