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    In this alternative universe we explore what might have happened if David and Patrick had made a different decision in Episode 06.13. It explores what might have happened afterward.

    Series
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    English
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    51,876
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    660
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    What if they’d stayed for whiskey with Jake (and half of Elmdale)?

    Language:
    English
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    5,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    484
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    Because he met him while they were swinging.

    Or: Patrick meets the love of his life while Patrick's boyfriend is planning to get fucked by David's hookup

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    601
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    This series (Part 5) starts before Schitt's Creek 6.01 and will meander through season 6.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,878
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    371
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    10,519
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    They fell asleep not long after sliding between the covers, Patrick spooning David, as they often did, already dreaming of the white Christmas he hoped they’d wake up to, and the prospect of sharing more Brewer holiday traditions with his husband in the morning.

    What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the wee hours of the morning with chattering teeth and David clinging to him like a koala bear, not to mention a distinct chill in the air that was most definitely not right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    652
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    David is in need of a Christmas tree, and Patrick is working for Ray at the Christmas tree lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    "Remember a few weeks ago, you suggested we ring in the ‘Nude Year?’” Patrick smirked. “I was doing just that.”

     

    Patrick and David have a tradition of spending New Year's Day in the nude, enjoying each other's bodies after a long month of holiday festivities and little sex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    634
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    David and Patrick's first year of marriage as I like to imagine it.

    This is my first venture into writing these characters. It's really just for fun. I doubt I'll go beyond this work.
    I'll post chapter by chapter. Characters and tags will be added by chapter.

    I'd love feedback to help me decide whether I'm doing these characters justice. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,005
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,795
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    After discovering a crime involving his ex Sebastien, David is relocated to Schitt's Creek as part of the Witness Protection Program. Cut off from all contact with the outside world, David is forced to re-evaluate his priorities. He might just learn to open up his heart... unless his past catches up with him first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    368
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128
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    Siapa yang tidak mengenal Jungwon? Dia adalah idola muda yang berbakat, digandrungi banyak orang karena wajahnya yang rupawan dan menggemaskan, begitu mudah disukai banyak orang.

    Sayangnya, dengan ketenarannya, ada konsekuensi yang harus dia rasakan. Dia memiliki seorang stalker.

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    6,888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,519
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    Patrick signs up for an art class at Elmdale Community College. He was hesitant about whether he wanted to go through with it until he met the tall, dark, and handsome teacher.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    819
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    David starts a Knitting Group, takes up crochet and knitting, and helps play matchmaker to various townies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    221
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    There's some delicious eye candy at the pool, and everyone wants some.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    406
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    A Schitt's Creek fan video to the song Secrets by Rachael Jenkins

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    168
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    Things are going pretty well for David in Schitt's Creek. He works for Wendy at the Blouse Barn, and she has taken his suggestions to make the place less skanky. His co-worker Rachel has lots of relationship problems with Patrick, who works at the coffee shop across from the Blouse Barn. David barely knows him, other than that he makes the perfect caramel macchiato. David seems to keep getting caught in the middle of Rachel and Patrick's relationship troubles, which is very uncomfortable, to say the least.

    This is the story of Rachel and Patrick's relationship falling apart and David and Patrick getting to know each other, eventually falling in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,597
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    Well, this is the crossover nobody asked for.

    Reproducing Schitt's Creek, Reddit style. Join our favourite lovable characters as they turn to Reddit to ask if they were the assholes, rant or rave.

    Each chapter is a different character and a different scene/plot, unless it is an update.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    998
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    Twyla serves Hockley tea to all of her customers on the day of Rose Apothecary's soft launch. All except one - David. Who would like to know, just what the hell is going on?!

    Stevie and Patrick stare at him blank faced. David quickly gets impatient.

    "Can someone here, please tell me what is going on?"

    "Um..." Stevie tapers off.

    "Er...." Patrick hums unsure.

    Then...

    STEVIE (Clicks her fingers)
    ♪ I've got a hunch
    It could be farm witches
    A coven of farm witches
    Their peanut butter squares are addictive ♪

    "They're Mennonites!" David glares. "...Wait! Did you just sing?" His hands wave around in front of Stevie. "Was that singing happening right there?"

    Stevie claps a hand over her mouth, her eyes large and round with surprise.

    Then Patrick steps forward...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,938
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,132
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    Summary

    A series of not-necessarily-connected 100 word drabbles based on Tumblr word prompts.

    My first post for Schitt’s Creek!
    Also my first post on AO3. Ever. So. Here goes.
    I hope you enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,097
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    3,924
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    Patrick decides to volunteer at the town's new community garden. It's a far dirtier job than he bargained for.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    742
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    Summary

    This is my first long AU, and my first fic inspired by a movie. While it’s not essential to this storyline, if you have a hard time wrapping your mind around time travel or need a visual of what I’m describing, I’d suggest watching About Time. Plus, it’s just a sweet film. Bill Nighy, anyone?!

    This work is my love letter to the idea that these two belong together in every universe. But their journey won’t be free of challenges.
    It’s an AU but it follows canon very closely… until it doesn’t. Then it does again. Stick with me.

    A huge thank you to the better half of my writing brain, Goodiecornbread, for navigating the mother of all timey-wimey plots with me and still wanting to be friends on the other side. This fic wouldn’t have made it out of my brain and into nine disorganized Google docs without you. You always handle my David-level spirals with grace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,399
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,652

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