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    Dirk has been cursed into a stray cat and has gotten resigned to losing his humanity and dying on the street.

    Jake finds an injured stray cat and takes him home.

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    He wanted to sink his teeth into Jake English and never let him go. He wanted to eat him whole. He wanted to tear a Dirk shaped hole in his heart and bury himself inside, no recourse, no cure.

     

    (In other words; Dirk has a lot of thoughts about how he feels about Jake.)

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    TT: Do you ever just...
    TT: Think about what the world would be like if it was run by turtles?
    GT: What?

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    Months before the Game begins but not many, Jake’s everyday life revolves around Dirk, and vice versa. In spite of this, they don’t really know each other at all.

    (i know what it looks like with the hozier title but this one’s fairly lighthearted, promise)

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    GT: I am so bloody tired of snake
    slander.
    GT: Everyone acts like they’re these horrid abomonations
    GT: But personally, I find them quite charming!

    TT: They don’t have arms thats the problem.

    GT: They don’t!?

    Dirk creates a memo at 5AM and so him, Jake, and Roxy have a conversation while sleep deprived. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Terezi and Jake bodyswap au sort of. Written as a warmup for something else but it’s not very good lol!

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    A very very short & sweet DirkJake ficlet. When inspiration strikes, you just gotta write!

    I don't actually write smut very often, but hopefully y'all enjoy it :)

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    When Jake comes into Dirk's apartment to wake him, he opens the wrong room, seeing an entire part of Dirk that didn't want to be seen.

    Jake end up asking Dirk after they've both woken up and they have a conversation about it (much to Dirk's dismay).

    And then it all starts rolling into action as Cal finally catches a break from babysitting and Jake is delighted to learn and spend time with the side of Dirk he didn't before.

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    TT: Living in isolation renders losing your kissing virginity impossible.

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    Jake is alone, as he often is, at home. There's nothing much for him to do, no one to see or talk to...until an enigmatic prince of demons shows up in his bedroom, entirely engrossed in the book he was reading. To his credit, he reacts quickly. Less to his credit, he reads far too many ulterior motives into the actions of the handsome stranger.

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    "But a dam breaking happens slowly, and then all at once. Little cracks that spiderweb outward across brick and concrete and stone, tiny jets of water warning of the impending crash - and then it bursts, a flood, rushing out with all the speed and fury a bottled river can muster. When you came to love them, you did so the same way - slowly, subtly, holding it back, and then all at once in a great rush."

    Or, Dirk loves with an intensity that hurts him - but also keeps him going. At least until he can enter SBURB and see them for real.

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    Jake has stayed far, far out of supervillain and superhero bullshit. The last thing he wants is to get caught up in all that drama, and both sides of said drama in his city are well aware of it.

    So, it comes as a surprise to him when he walks downstairs from his room one morning and discovers a supervillain in his house, taking an interest in his pet snake.

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    Jake made the mistake of getting drunk with Roxy, and is now dealing with the consequences: admitting his emotions. Needless to say, he isn't good at it.

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    Dave Strider has been living in the palace his whole life—and he has a whole fucked up relationship with his brother to show for it.

     

    THIS FIC IS A COLLECTION OF ONE-SHOTS IN THE “THRONE OF BLEEDING HEARTS” FIC! IT WILL NOT MAKE SENSE IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THAT!

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    jake contemplates the world atop the roof of his shared room with dirk. (the warning tags aren't there for show.)

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    Oldest son. Heir. Crown Prince. Dirk heard it all the time. Little did he know what it meant.

    He got better. And thank god he got better. 11 more years and Dirk’s responsibility would be on top of him. But for now, he tried to stay quiet. Even as he heard arguments about the war. Even as he heard his mother try and reason with her husband. He didn’t know what they were saying. But he remembered the night after he visited the king..

    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    The human kids have some late night banter over movies.

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    You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. -- Blah blah blah, exposition, exposition -- Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.

    BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.

    TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.

    (THIS TIME IN COMIC FORM. Don't worry, the dick is pixelated.)

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    There may be a little clickbait.

    Much to the annoyance of his friends, Dirk Strider takes up "being a bimbo" (while avoiding answering as many questions about this decision as he can).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    26
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    11
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