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Jake English has always wanted to pilot a jaeger, and be the one to close the breach himself, and final become a hero that his grandmother would be proud of. Enter Dirk Strider, a former pilot turned mechanic after the loss of his brother. The pair really seem to hit it off, and it feels like they might be drift compatible...
Until a test run proves the opposite. Now Jake is left standing in the ashes, forced to the sidelines as everyone else has to clean up his mess. All while dealing with the echoes of having Dirk in his head and how incredibly violating it felt. Can he pursue the feelings he's started developing for Dirk knowing that he'll never be able to be fully open with him? -
Come Away to the Water by CalWillowCreates
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Hunger Games (Movies)
14 Mar 2024
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[A Hunger Games AU, all chapters will have content warnings at the top of each chapter.]
Jade Harley never asked for this, she never asked to get ripped away from the only family she had and compete in sensationalized murder.
Kankri Vantas did ask for this because he volunteered when the only family he had was reaped and didn't think twice about it.
The 97th Annual Hunger Games has been expected, and not eagerly awaited.
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College freshman Jake English is doing fiiiine. Sure, his high school friends don’t talk to him anymore, and maybe he hasn’t gotten around to making new ones, but surely getting laid at frat parties is a viable alternative?
There’s no way one night can change his life, even if it features a strange allegorical trip courtesy of a certain drug- and hope- (and love?-) fueled hallucination of his ex-boyfriend.
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When you're stuck in this position
It's like training for the wrong conditions
You've been training for the wrong conditionsJake reconciles with Roxy about his fears before the end.
Warning for some casual talk of suicide.- Language:
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- 985
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- Part 9 of Homestuck Incorrect quotes
- Language:
- English
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- 12
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 20
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Roxy hates themself, honest.
They hate their body, their face, they can't fucking stand it.
It's so bad they end up not going to a party they've been looking forward to,- Language:
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- 593
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- 1/1
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Humble Beginnings by cosmicAbsurdism
Fandoms: Hiveswap, Homestuck, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Jun 2023
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Case #9950413
Statement of Roxanne "Roxy" Lalonde, regarding the disappearance of her two babysitting charges.
Oh, back to the old song and dance are we? Well, enjoy I suppose.
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- Part 6 of Beyonds
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- English
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- 1,291
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John knew Terezi wouldn’t make him do anything to screw up the timeline worse, but he was a little conflicted about one of the items on the scarf. Of course, some of the stuff was probably for her own amusement, stupid jokes that she’d never get to see play out. But he had to believe that in general, she wanted things to be okay as much as he did. This request seemed… too serious to be a joke, anyways. It was just about the only thing she’d asked of him that didn’t directly involve her.
Something about that made him nervous. She was a Seer. There was stuff she knew that he couldn’t. No matter how much it frustrated him, how much she frustrated him, he trusted her. He had to. Everything depended on it. Still… he didn’t like what it implied.
“The Page must stay mortal.”Or: Jake wakes up on LOMAX when he knew he was meant to be on Prospit. Things are in motion, and he isn't there for them. He's stuck. Human. And there's no going back.
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Jake has stayed far, far out of supervillain and superhero bullshit. The last thing he wants is to get caught up in all that drama, and both sides of said drama in his city are well aware of it.
So, it comes as a surprise to him when he walks downstairs from his room one morning and discovers a supervillain in his house, taking an interest in his pet snake.
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- Part 5 of Everything Dirkjake
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Roxy and Jake take a break from Sburb to experiment with hair dye.
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Years down the line from when they first made contact across the lonely, hostile fabric of space, Jake English and Dirk Strider take a desperate chance to meet each other for the first time.
Or: Jake fixes a spaceship, meets a friend, argues with a pair of glasses, and tries to understand the boundary line between affection over distance and affection up close.
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- Part 2 of these foolish things
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“The other texts are just um.. embarrasing.”
“OOO THEY SENDIN’ NUDE PICS!” Roxy shouts, almost loud enough for a teacher to hear. You slap her arm and giggle.
“No-no! I’m not-no. That’s gross.”--
Your name is Jake English, and you are about to ask your biggest crush ever out.
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- Part 2 of Green Sun Academy
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Jake's bedroom was an interesting place, at the top of a massive tower, festooned with all manners of posters of... intriguing taste, to say the least. Various Tomb Raider posters, anything with a blue lady in it, but also, really, any movie posters he could get his hand on in general. The Mummy. A dozen Frankenstein variations. Captain America. The really old, bad Hulk movie. Several gag movie poster gifts, mostly from Dirk, of movies that were notoriously bad but Jake would hang the poster for up anyway because Jake liked all movies and all movie posters mostly equally (unless there were blue girls in it, in which case, it was slightly above the rest).
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Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.
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A new country, a new job, a new chance to prove himself once and for all! Jake English is ready to tackle being a teenager, all the strings attached! A group of close friends in a chat together? Got it! Loving family there for the ups and the downs? Already in the bag! A secret plot to rule the world being brewed under his nose while the trust from others he held so dearly gets strained farther than ever before under influence of real actual villainy? Well sure toss that on in!
Cue the laughtrack and set the stage! The world won't know what hit it!
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wTTf: Oh god the Karen in line is stopping bag lady. Place your bets folks guess what's coming next.Pog Champ: dirk r u gonna like??? help??????
wTTf: Jake's got this.
Pog Champ: i cant belibebe ur sacrificin him
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Your name is Dirk Lalonde and one of your friends has died.
Not surprisingly, Jake was the first one to notice just a few minutes after you and the others decided to connect to each other after entering the Medium.
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Jake English has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life, if you don't count literally all that stuff from the first installment of oxfordRoulette's diegetic-musical-cum-found-family-pirate-AU. Luckily, that was in the last story, and he is completely better now in all respects. None of that nonsense is a thing anymore and it will not be relevant at all! Surrounded by friends and allies, with a very cool piratey boyfriend and a hold full of treasure from his recently decimated country, he's got everything a fellow could want.
What will he do?
Befriend an octopus god. Learn to fish. Kick back. Take it easy. Kiss his boyfriend a lot. Open a jewelry company? Pursue immortality. Confront his past. Embrace his future. Maybe save the world. One thing's for sure: there will be a lot of songs involved.
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Viva La Vida or The Fool and All His Friends by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types
05 Mar 2020
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are a fire demon of immense power. You sealed a pact with one Jane Crocker, the greatest sorceress of the current age, and heir to the prestigious position of Royal Sorcerer when Jade Harley bites it (no pun intended). There's one complication, though: Jake English, local dumbass. He's head-over-heels for Jane, and she's having serious thoughts about him. You've devised a series of tests for him to prove his devotion to her, and he's thrown himself into them with gusto. But just when things seem to be going alright, he summons you right out from under Jane's nose. And worse, he's playing dumb about it. You're going to have to put some of the ol' Strider stink on this whole situation-- without letting yourself get distracted by Jake's choice ass.
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of boys and kisses by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck Epilogues, Homestuck 2
10 Dec 2019
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Sexuality crisis aside, you are afraid it might be Vriska.
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"Is it possible to make things right after it's all gone to shit? Is it even worth trying?"
"Depends."
"On what?"
"... How much you care, I guess. And you can't force 'em to give you another chance."
"There's a likelihood of it going absolutely apple-esque again."
"Yeah, the probability of that is pretty damn high. Not to mention, the stakes pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
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I should be a relationship counselor."
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- Part 22 of SFW