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Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.
Updates once a month, more or less. Maybe longer.
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Karkat is a half human, half cryptid that only changes when startled or afraid, living alone in a cabin with his older brother. The only people Karkat has ever known are his brother, who has complete control over his form and is very quick to remind Karkat that he is simply more mature in every way, his mother, who died to a cryptid attack when they were both pretty young, and a couple of online pals.
Dave is a boy born into a cruel government-funded research center revolving around the capture and taming of cryptids. His two parents, three siblings and himself work there along with a couple of close family friends and some interns and employees found around the city. His mother is manipulative and his father is downright abusive, and both expect him to work full time for the good of the company, leaving him a hot mess.
It was always fated to be a recipe for chaos when the two inevitably met.
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When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.
Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.
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- Part 1 of Salty Love
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Sneaking out past curfew is one thing, sneaking out to visit a prince, on the other hand, is an entirely different thing. They should’ve known it’d come to bite them in the rear eventually.
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Just a little fic I wrote in between classes.
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- Part 1 of Fantasy Bullshit
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There's Someone in Your Head Waiting to Fucking Strangle You by dark_def (dedicatedfollower467)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2020
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Dirk's life is tough. He spends most of his time desperately worried about his friends' lives, trying to protect them in any way he can, and usually failing in the attempt. As a packless Alpha alone in the middle of a post-apocalyptic future, he's had to learn to deal with his useless instincts and his potentially fatal ruts. It isn't easy, especially not when there's a smugly superior version of himself who doesn't have to deal hormones at all, just a text message away.
One day, he is going to meet his friends in person, and come hell or high water, they're going to be pack.
That day can't come soon enough, in Dirk's opinion.
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- Part 9 of Smells Like Belonging (Homestuck ABO AU)
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Thirteen-year-old Dirk Strider and the other Troll/Human Descendants of the Sixteen Gods have been waiting to meet their 'parents' their entire lives. When they finally do, Dirk is determined to prove himself. Because then... maybe his Bro would want to get to know him.
Meanwhile, for Dave Strider, parenting is hard--especially when you had no clue you even had a kid. It was enough to have unresolved childhood issues and an inability to confess his feelings for a certain troll, but now he has to try (and fail) to not embarrass himself in front of this mini-version of Bro.
Oh god this is going to be a disaster.
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- Part 1 of Children of Gods AU
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BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.
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- Part 2 of Dream Catchers
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“Do you know what I’m talking about, Karkat? When you enter the room and it feels like summer. When you look at me and your eyes go round and I know you see me. When you’re next to me and it feels right and I know that that’s where you belong; in my car, in my bed, under my arm. With me.”
“You’re fucking drunk.”
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What is the worst thing someone you love could do that you would still forgive them for?
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FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.
Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.
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My Herostuck Academia by Tiger_Music
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2020
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Karkat Vantas is used to the fact that he will always end up with the shitty short straw. Not only is he a mutant but ended up Quirkless, both horrible on their own but put together, you might as well put yourself to death to save society the trouble. But then an incident happens to him that causes him to re-think his future along with a possible threat on the horizon.
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- Part 1 of My Herostuck Academia
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helpless to the bass and the fading light. by onlyeli for leviathanchronicles
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Feb 2020
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You know that Jake’s coming to terms with reality and the shape of it, how it doesn’t always come wrapped up with a bow and a credit screen, but you want to be sure. You can’t be the perfect movie boyfriend for him. You hope he knows that. You hope he’s okay with it.
Hope was always his thing, though.
or: Jake tells Dirk he'd never danced like no one was watching in that treehouse of his, and Dirk has to amend that immediately.
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Jake English has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life, if you don't count literally all that stuff from the first installment of oxfordRoulette's diegetic-musical-cum-found-family-pirate-AU. Luckily, that was in the last story, and he is completely better now in all respects. None of that nonsense is a thing anymore and it will not be relevant at all! Surrounded by friends and allies, with a very cool piratey boyfriend and a hold full of treasure from his recently decimated country, he's got everything a fellow could want.
What will he do?
Befriend an octopus god. Learn to fish. Kick back. Take it easy. Kiss his boyfriend a lot. Open a jewelry company? Pursue immortality. Confront his past. Embrace his future. Maybe save the world. One thing's for sure: there will be a lot of songs involved.
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The nightmares had gotten so bad to a point that John was seeing his death every night and sooner or later he went to see a doctor that Dave had suggested and heard about by his brother Dirk who was also taking Jake to his own therapist. But what the therapists do; well it really doesn't help.
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Dirk Strider is fed up being second choice for Jake English when it comes to relationships. He's tired of seeing this person he knows like a book pretend to be something he's not because of heteronormativity. Jane Crocker finds Dirk's attempt to sway Jake attractive and tries to have both of them under her thumb, but Dirk has something else in mind. "You under oath. Now pick a side and if you don't, I'll pick you both. It's not a joke, murder she wrote" - Tyler the Creator (New Magic Wand - IGOR).
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TT: Fighting against your better (worser) nature ain't all it's cracked up to be.
TG: the villain/hero sex is pretty hot tho!!!
TT: True. -
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The Lalonde kingdom has four heirs and 1 condition— Whoever marries first takes the throne. Dirk willing to deny love for power, Roxy fighting to keep her corrupt brother from taking control of the kingdom, Rose dying with every passing day, and Dave distracted by an unfit suitor.
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These Golden Walls That Divide Us by EmerialynCodeVenice
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
16 Feb 2020
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Since he left Jake one year ago, Dirk has been lost. After all, it’s not easy wandering around homeless… especially when you’re a former enslaved spirit who is haunted by the memories of his kingdom and family all being destroyed. Or… were they?
With events in the present bearing dark similarities to the tragedy of Derse thousands of years ago, Dirk realizes that time is running out. He needs to find his reincarnated siblings, relearn his powers, and discover the secrets his lost memories may hold before whatever force out there succeeds in killing them.
He can't fail. But to win... he'll need hope.
(Part of a series, but can be read alone)
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- Part 12 of Djinn Dirk AU
- Part 1 of These Golden Walls That Divide Us
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Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.
June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.
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Jake English, an eccentric billionaire, has been murdered before a party he arranged where he planned to make an announcement. Terezi Pyrope is hired to find the killer and bring them to justice. But nobody has an alibi and everybody has a motive and Terezi's not a great detective. The weirdly large yellow and purple clock is counting down. Can Terezi find the killer? Probably. But you'll have to read to find out how she does it.
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“I try not to let unrequited love get me down, man. I mean, I think unrequited love is like a universal experience, right. Like, most people experience it, and if there was no unrequited love in the world then everything would just go to shit. Like, if no one was sitting at home, weeping over Brian from work not loving them back or whatever, then what would the sad love song writers of our time have to wax poetic about? Society would fall without our regular dose of Ed Sheeran’s sweet sweet voice serenading us with tragic tales of long lost love, and god forbid the music industry can’t profit off of the general disappointment that is the world of romance -”
“Dirk, what the fuck are you talking about?”
(In which John and Dirk pine over each other to the point where their friends have to step in to try and get the idiots together)