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    As the Prince's Royal guard, Dirk is forbidden from touching, or speaking to the nobility he has pledged his life to protect. But the devotion required for such a job doesn't come without an oath that surpasses that of the army.

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    17/?
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    There are many hobby’s one may have. Most people settle on something like knitting, art, baking, or reading. But not everyone.
    Dirk Strider has put much of her life into her hobby. Though she’d be incredibly offended at the idea of her lifestyle and passions being called just a hobby.

    Dirk Strider is a devoted monster fucker. And today she will right a long standing wrong by getting fucked into the ground by a werewolf.
    And one Jackie English is here to help.

    *Written in Third Person*

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    Book One:

    Ultimate Hal is on a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.

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    4/40
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    5
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    2
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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    4/?
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    8
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    1
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    180
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a job to do.

    TWs will be on every chapter as we go along but general TWs in the tags!

    Also yes everyone is trans, autistic and polyamorous it's my fanfic and I'm going to project all I want and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

    Comments are always appreciated!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Roxy Lalonde has a fight with her friends one night because she was drunk. Embarrassed and ashamed, Roxy sulks and avoids her friends, until a funny fish troll tries and succeeds to cheer her up.
    Eridan Ampora has anger issues and isolates himself from his friends. He sees a human girl with an expression he is all too familiar with.
    Roxy and Eridan explore the confusing territory of troll-human relations and moirallegiance, while dealing with their own issues and romantic endeavers together.

    Updates every other weekend.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    11
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    Dave strider has been having these dream. They had a handsome young lad. He’d see him every night. But when he finds a strange watch he meets the boy.

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    4/?
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    A story in which Dave and Karkat both have more confidence than in canon, resulting in Dave being slightly more of a dick and Karkat being slightly more of a leader.

    And, more significantly, resulting in it not being canon compliant. They take issue with this.

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    34/?
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    This is probably the weirdest way that anyone has ever discovered that they're trans.

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    Chapters:
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    TG: r u bein specieist dirk

    TT: I am being sorely tested, is what I am. There’s just an unholy fuckton of people here already, and the most chaotic elements haven’t even turned up yet.

    GG: I still think you’re exaggerating. Your family certainly is unconventional, but not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be.

     

    The beautiful, heartfelt tale of Dirk Strider trying to survive his big bro's wedding to the love of his life, and in particular the interspecies clusterfuck that is the wedding party. But at least he has his stalwart matesprit/boyfriend by his side! Admittedly Jayquh has no idea how weddings are supposed to go or how one would reasonably go about outlasting them, but he can probably figure it out as he goes along... right?

    (Includes a full cast of terrifying aunts, two supportive friends, a pyromaniac best gal, two neurotic grooms, an overpowered kismesis of honor, a high-strung diva, and a chaotic chorus of delightfully terrible personalities galore.)

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    English
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    1/3
    Comments:
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    Клип на песню "Песня мушкетёров" группы "Король и Шут".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

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    English
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    When you look at Dirk, laid out on the couch with his shades on his face and his chin tucked against his chest, you think he looks truly beautiful. He’s coated in the light of the sun and that thin little scar across his neck is this strange milky white-brown that makes you want to trace it with your fingers like you used to. His breathing is quiet, steady, you wonder what kind of dream he’s having and hope that it’s good. You reach your hand out, almost to take the glasses off, but instead you reach for the water you left on the coffee table and walk out onto the patio. He’ll wake up before the sun sets and you’ll get dinner, he’ll let you pick even though you feel immensely guilty over having picked the last four times. Then, you’ll watch tv, he’ll needle at you the whole time, and when he finishes his food he’ll disappear off into his lab for the night, leaving you out in the cold to wallow in all the pity you’ve been feeling for the last God knows how long.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    5
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    1
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    After living together on Earch C for a few years, Dirk and Jake are both becoming frustrated with their inability to have the kind of relationship they both want, so Jake, genius that he is, suggests they become Friends with Benefits, so they can just have sex with each other and not have to talk about their feelings. It doesn't work.

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    1/2
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    20
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    There may be a little clickbait.

    Much to the annoyance of his friends, Dirk Strider takes up "being a bimbo" (while avoiding answering as many questions about this decision as he can).

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    English
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    233
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    206
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    listen if the title doesn't sell you on this shitpost i dont know what else to tell ya

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    English
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    2/2
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    10
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    1
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    81
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    After the game, Dirk finds himself devoid of the knowledge of what needs to be done. In the months following, a lot happens. It leaves Dirk exhausted, and it takes nothing short of Roxy's persistence to get him out into the world again.

    After all, what better time to live out some old forgotten dream?

    Mission get Dirk Strider on a horse onto a horse and into the mountains of Earth C is a success. Little does Dirk know that while he's secluded in a quiet camp, one of his many torments would be joining him. The very same Jake English that he knows he broke the heart of in the game. Can they fix things?

    Playlist for this fic Here

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    58
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    Somewhere in the swampy west of a coastal kingdom, a runaway and an ex-pirate get to know each other a bit better.

    This is a lengthy conversation in which Dirk is a man with strong ties to the royal family, and in which Jake is his guide and pseudo-boyfriend, though neither will admit the seriousness of their feelings for the other. Follow Jake through a series of flashbacks and a pesky internal monologue regarding where he stands with Dirk, and enjoy the debut of the Zrilshar Kingdom series!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    9
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    48
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    Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.

    Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    165

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