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    Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double-oh' agent. The following events take them on a journey neither of them was expecting.
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    Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bonds blatant flirting and lots of Q being awkward. This fic is 'banter' heavy and has elements of humour, chaos, angst and wit.

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    English
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    9,258
    Chapters:
    4/25
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,317
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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

    Or:

    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program; perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

    Language:
    English
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    257,485
    Chapters:
    78/?
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    3,816
    Kudos:
    4,336
    Bookmarks:
    1,030
    Hits:
    196,975
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    James Bond and Q are finally married but will they be able to enjoy marital bliss?

    Series
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    English
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    1,069
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,740
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    In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James eventually falls for the beautiful Jayne after having a brief fling with Q and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?

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    English
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    23,215
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,300
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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,113
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3,014
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    Ransom is looking to cause some mischief and mayhem at his upcoming family gathering.

    Buying a sex Android seems like the perfect way to achieve that goal.

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    English
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    8,664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    24
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    Growing up, Neas idolized their favorite TV show hero, a kooky pirate captain named "Captain Knutz". Their sense of adventure spawned from watching Knutz on his legendary travels, discovering mystic islands and finding a number of haunting, harrowing villains. Alas, those adventures were merely fictional...until Neas's thirteenth incarnation, Kara, discovers a dimension within the Infinite DC where the world of Captain Knutz is 100% real. But that may not be the good news that it's all cracked up to be for Kara, Craig, and Mireya (the Seventh Tinkerer). Not after evil forces plague the whimsical world Kara grew to love in her childhood. With the help of her hero and his misfit crew, she'll have one high-seas adventure she won't soon forget.

    Series
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    English
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    9,371
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    "You're a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond." Mr. White said, looking him deep in the eyes. It was obvious he thought that there was no way James would succeed. No way he would get out of this alive.
    But luckily, I'm not alone... James thought to himself.

    After discovering that someone is after James, the Holmes brothers and their boyfriends decide that it is up to them to take care of the situation. Something which turns out quite difficult in the beginning, considering they know nothing about their opponents. Only with lots of luck, smart plans and maybe even one or two criminals, they get hold of the organization called Spectre. And then, the game is on!

    Set after the events in "How The Holmes Brothers And Their Boyfriends Outsmarted Moriarty".

    JOHNLOCK - 00Q - MYSTRADE

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,413
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,325
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    When James Bond has terrible horrible no good ways of coping so he takes a little stroll and figures out he's a dumbass.

    Language:
    English
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    2,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    29
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    In "Theoretical Mandalorian," I reimagined Akane X Kazu-kun as a Dracula movie. And in "Troubled Mortals," I reimagined Akane X Kazu-kun as a Godzilla movie. Now I'm about to reimagine Akane X Kazu-kun as a... James Bond villain?

    Language:
    English
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    2,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4
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    A bored Bond makes an interesting discovery while visiting Q Branch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    618
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    305
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    Here you can find my rejected drabbles written for the 2023 LDWS challenge.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    396
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    73
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    Сезон любви уже наступил, и Q пытается найти правильного мужчину. Но все его свидания срываются! Что же ему делать?
    Или: пять раз, когда Манипенни устраивала Q свидания, которые кончались катастрофой, и один раз, когда все вышло как надо (при участии маленького засранца Джеймса Бонда).

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    8,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    Four drabbles of differing length, written for the 2023 Last Drabble Writer Standing challenge.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    156
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    Bond goes on a mission that doesn't turn out as planned.
    Q notices some hickeys on Bond's neck.
    Self control might have been a point of pride for both men until the moment they met... and all restraint falls loose, so to speak.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,308
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    487
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    “I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made.“ -James Bond

    “Do they do mudslides here?” -Q

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,650
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    727
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    Bond decided to test out his new equipment... but it didn't go too well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    309
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    A fic about how I imagine q and James Bond's relationship develops it's very smutty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,932
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    933
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    "The world would be better off without Moriarty. So we would also do something good, John." Damn Sherlock! He always knew what to say to him.
    "We can help as well." Q threw in after exchanging a look with James. "I bet we would make a good team."
    "If he's really that dangerous, you could use someone who knows how to deal with that." James agreed.
    "I have my own people who can deal with it." Mycroft didn't sound happy at all.
    "You want to use us as a bait, remember? Then we can also decide who will work with us." Sherlock grinned. "Who knows, maybe Lestrade wants to help as well?"
    Mycroft froze. "You will not pull Greg into all this."
    "He wouldn't mind helping us." John stated. "After all, he's our friend."

    Ever since Q discovered that Jim Moriarty shows interest in Sherlock Holmes, the three Holmes brothers and their boyfriends are waiting for Moriarty to make the first move. Once he does, the game is on! This is the story of how they join forces to deal with the criminal.
    - JOHNLOCK - 00Q - MYSTRADE -

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,980
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    7,396
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    Some ideas and headcanons of 00Q make perfect sense to me. Updates whenever I get new thoughts and I currently have nothing to do, so maybe a few ideas a day!

    If you like any of them, feel free to use them <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,512
    Chapters:
    44/50
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,924

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