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    The Marauders need a way to hide Sirius from Remus for a bit. Too bad the messed up scheme involves a date with a very reluctant Lily Evans.

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    Lily suggests it spontaneously the first time, and it's more of a joke than anything else when she asks Potter to go on a Date with her. But him turning her down is not what she expected.

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    Alternatively, James being really bad at coming up with excuses while he is under pressure.

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    1/1
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    12
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    49
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    5
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    427
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    James kind of gets himself kidnapped, has to get rescued by moody and crew. Lily hears about it and nearly fucking goes into labor, instead she decides she's gonna fuck her anger out.

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    James Sirius Potter had no idea what to expect in his first year at Hogwarts. His parents both had very unusual years there and therefore he didn't really have much to go off of for a normal first year. Then again, maybe his family is a bit cursed in the "normal" department, because a few weeks after school started kids started going missing, with no clues left behind as to who, how or why.

    (Rating, Warnings and Tags might change)

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    3/?
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    Sirius has been feeling different about Remus since fourth year and Remus has been obvlious to it all. Although they frequently hold hands and sometimes sleep in the same bed, they're not together yet, untill some shit goes down.
    It's the start of their seventh and last year at Hogwarts and even before they arrive, James drops the massive bomb that he doesn't want to bully Severus any longer.

    Why?
    Is Sirius going to confess Remus before the year ends?
    And what does the author mean by 'Harry is not Lily's son' in the title?
    That and much more in this story.

    Expect to read absolutely adorable and idiotic things. And warning! James is very cringy at times.

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    30,289
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    87
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    17
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    James Buchanan Barnes and Alis Mak-El (OC) have no clue what to do with their lives once they're welcomed back into the United States.

    Until they accept their newest mission: Tony Stark.

    Series
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    English
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    590
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    110
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    Challenge fill prompt.

    December 5 - Reparo

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    James has noticed Lily is sad. He decides to bring Christmas into Gryffindor Tower to make her happy.
    Also, Remus is long-suffering. Padfoot just wanted to go on a date, and Peter is Peter.
    Lily, well, look at the title

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    5
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    At the start of his sixth year, James Potter decides to finally stop ruining Severus' life. His friends agree to stop the bullying but what they do not know is the reason why James decided to put an end to it. They think he just matured or grew tired of it but the truth is a little more complicated than that.

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    15,546
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    39
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    465
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    12657
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    Fluffy Jily one-shot centered around a Muggle talent show??? Lily is sassy, James is a supremely confident dork, there's a bit of sexual tension, and I love them.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    597
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    Sirius is jealous of the girl kissing his crush the previous night and he takes it out on Remus and ignores him for weeks at james' disappointment.

    Soon is enough, Remus confronts him and it all goes to shit...

    Series
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    2,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    84
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    9
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    Lily’s gift to James had to be perfect.
    It was their one year anniversary and since Lily hadn’t gotten anything for their six month anniversary, (not realizing that she was supposed to considering anniversaries were a yearly thing) she wanted to make sure she got James something extra special.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    179
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    Muggle AU; Lily Evans needs a date to her high school reunion to help her avoid a creepy ex-friend, and James Potter is only too happy to be her perfect fake boyfriend for the night.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    135
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    342
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    62
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    Sirius has had a crush on Remus John Lupin ever since fifth year. Sirius wished he could approach him, and so begins the plotting. Sirius makes a high-stakes bet with James, a bet that will forever change their lives. Will Sirius pad his way into Remus’ heart? Will Marlene admit she has the hots for Sirius’ loud best friend Dorcas? Will Alice and Frank stop pining silently? Will Lily realize that what she needs might be right under her nose? And will someone give James a cold shower?!

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    3,695
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    461
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    During the years he had spent in that organization Keith had become used to living among the rumors. Many of them were perhaps slightly justified, but others were completely stupid. However, there was one he could never get over.

     

    A Mafia AU based on the original story, "Double Kiss Shot", by Airawyn.

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    1/1
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    2
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    47
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    4
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    655
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    Lily has one (1) extremely vocal admirer and one (1) extremely secret admirer. She is deeply frustrated with James and his exaggerated pick up lines and constant excited yelling. But someone has been doing sneaky nice things for her, and she can’t figure out who it could be.

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    just a klance drabble i wrote instead of sleeping like i should have been. i suck at summaries but okay! this is post-kerberos failure but pre-voltron. in this AU Keith stayed at the galaxy garrison just long enough to meet Pidge, and he got kicked out shortly after these events take place. My mom edited this for me cuz' i suck at grammer.

    the plot/script is my own plz don't steal

    original creators are Dreamworks

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    James wasn't nailing one thing, on this day, but maybe he didn't need to. Maybe Lily appreciated him nonetheless. Actually... Why had she come to sit next to him, on her own free will?

    ***

    “Well, you haven’t come round to ask me the question, after all,” she said, her gaze getting lost in his wind-ridden hair.
    James cleared his throat. “Oh, that- yeah- um-”
    Lily’s stare fell into his, the hint of a grin reflecting in her eyes. “It wasn’t to ask me out again, was it?”
    The young man started, letting out a loud, “No!”
    Actually yes, but fuck, he wasn’t going to ruin this moment right now.

    aka

    The spring afternoon that felt more like summer to James, because Lily's presence means warmth.

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    2,232
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    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    54
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    9
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    In which there is stolen veritaserum, alcoholic drinks, and a confession.
    Pairings: Wolfstar, some Jily, some Alice/Frank
    Time period: MWPP 7th year

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    2,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1817
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    original universe wolfstar (with a cheeky bit of jily and darlene (?? marlene and dorcas)
    set in their fifth year and this is cheesy and fluffy but its not bad lmao

    another reallyyyy sappy wolfstar fic. idrk where this is going bc I didn't plan it, but I think this is gonna be a long one probably hopefully since ive got summer coming up which means lots of time to write. if you wanna leave any suggestions for what could happen next in the comments then go for it bc I could use some inspiration. also there's gonna be a song title with every chapter :) enjoy my dudes
    (also thank u to @at_thezenith) for editing bc I'm lazy as fuck love u

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    English
    Words:
    14,040
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    2878
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    James Griffin is a walking, living cliché who knows very well his crush could reject him. Still, being rejected is nothing compared to possibly being shot to death by Galra troops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    736

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