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Jake English has always wanted to pilot a jaeger, and be the one to close the breach himself, and final become a hero that his grandmother would be proud of. Enter Dirk Strider, a former pilot turned mechanic after the loss of his brother. The pair really seem to hit it off, and it feels like they might be drift compatible...
Until a test run proves the opposite. Now Jake is left standing in the ashes, forced to the sidelines as everyone else has to clean up his mess. All while dealing with the echoes of having Dirk in his head and how incredibly violating it felt. Can he pursue the feelings he's started developing for Dirk knowing that he'll never be able to be fully open with him? -
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Dirk gets way too high and writes the Epilogues. Unfortunately for Jane, she's their first reader.
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This is why Jane’s always loved mysteries. Because, once you get to the heart of the matter, the answers you find there can save lives.
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- Part 3 of in a world of our imagination, the only thing we cannot come up with is reality
- Part 4 of col writes random prompts
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- English
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- 462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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There's Someone in Your Head Waiting to Fucking Strangle You by dark_def (dedicatedfollower467)
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Oct 2023
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Dirk's life is tough. He spends most of his time desperately worried about his friends' lives, trying to protect them in any way he can, and usually failing in the attempt. As a packless Alpha alone in the middle of a post-apocalyptic future, he's had to learn to deal with his useless instincts and his potentially fatal ruts. It isn't easy, especially not when there's a smugly superior version of himself who doesn't have to deal hormones at all, just a text message away.
One day, he is going to meet his friends in person, and come hell or high water, they're going to be pack.
That day can't come soon enough, in Dirk's opinion.
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- Part 10 of Smells Like Belonging
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Jane shows Roxy a new power.
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- Part 8 of You Can Do Magic (And Other Stuff)
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- English
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JANE: JAKE I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE MIGHT BE!
JAKE: WHATS THAT JANE!
JANE: ROXY IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THAT ONE TIME SHE COULDN’T KISS ME!
JAKE: SHE IS???????????
JANE: ROXY DID YOU HEAR ME?
JANE: YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I ACTUALLY DID KNOW ABOUT IT!
JANE: DIRK TOLD ME ONCE. IT WAS A SECRET!•••
It was a secret.
Some parts conversation between friends, some parts misguided jealousy.
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Jane, aka disguise-powered hero Gumshoe, works up the courage to attend pride in Prospit.
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- Part 2 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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Something bad happened last night.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, Dirk is the only one with any memory of what happened after they all turned Trickster. And he'd rather die than be the bearer of that bad news.
Unfortunately for Dirk, he's gotta tell them anyway.
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John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.
In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.
But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?
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In pursuit of something intangible, or maybe in avoidance of it, Dirk Strider travels coast to coast running cons, hoarding puppets, getting chummy with would-be strangers, and developing an objectionable philosophy on his inevitable parenthood.
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Dave takes pity on Jake after he has a panic attack at the Crockerberts’s birthday party and asks to have lunch with him the next day, takes place after the kids have entered the new universe but most are hesitant about the world they’re to one day rule over. Get ready for characters standing around and talking about yucky feelings
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Jane manages to get ahold of Dirk after he sends her a particularly heartfelt birthday gift, and they proceed to discuss.
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During a quiet night in the Medium between entering the Game and landing in the new session, Jane and Dirk play video games and talk about feelings.
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vriska serket kills katya goncharov by UnidentifiedFroggy
Fandoms: Homestuck, Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese - beelzeebub
01 Feb 2023
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vriska serket kills katya goncharov to prove shes the ultimate tumblrwoman
https://lutzlig.tumblr.com/post/708050260309737473/vriska-serket-homestuck-vs-katya
vote vriska !!! vriska sweep!!!!
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A Homestuck Gravity falls AU; TouristStuck by Offkilterkeys for idekki
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jan 2023
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Summer break is, for all intents and purposes, a time for relaxation. Whether it’s the leisure of a fine Sunday barbecue, or the colorful excitement of celebratory fireworks, one can be sure that all will be taking it easy.
That is unless you happen to be you.
Which sadly, you are.
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The crux of originality; a Homestuck Gravity Falls AU.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Gravity Falls AU
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To hug you, bone by bone, till you’re dead all over.
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Meat Horse is something that came to you in the second week of class, a testament to the crazy old gods of the sodomite country of ancient Greece. You chronicle the life and times of the titular Meat Horse as he is hunted by the Flesh Bear. For one hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays you are a regular Homer. It’s the only outlet for all that teen angst you left simmering during high school under the impression that you would end up at some tech institute where you could get pounded up the ass by some dl guy who would’ve bullied you in high school, or some otter who would leave you with nothing but the taste of musky balls on your tongue. You are a failure to launch. You were your shit family’s only effort to get a piece of them from rotting and dying in Skaia, and now you are here, dying away at some community college waiting for the opportunity to transfer.
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If your friends online ever get a hold of your playlists now it would be a fucking travesty.
Jegus.
You blame Jane of course, though she couldn’t have known what she was doing. ‘Look at this neat thing I found on Trollblr!!’ she typed, and there was so much pure, precious excitement in her bright blue text that you just had to open it up and play it right away. Pushover.
Who knew it would be such a Pandora’s fucking box.
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"But a dam breaking happens slowly, and then all at once. Little cracks that spiderweb outward across brick and concrete and stone, tiny jets of water warning of the impending crash - and then it bursts, a flood, rushing out with all the speed and fury a bottled river can muster. When you came to love them, you did so the same way - slowly, subtly, holding it back, and then all at once in a great rush."
Or, Dirk loves with an intensity that hurts him - but also keeps him going. At least until he can enter SBURB and see them for real.
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- Part 13 of 15 Short Fics Under 2k Challenge
- Part 6 of Everything Dirkjake
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In the near dawn of a new year, Dirk Strider's older brother died in what everyone seems to agree is an open and shut case of long coming tragedy: the first direct causality of one of the sudden monster attacks that have been happening for almost three years, barely held at bay by an unreachable group of magicians.
Dirk, disrespectfully, disagrees.
Uprooted by grief and by a sudden move to Washington, his suspicions about his brother's death become unexpectedly more relevant when Jake English disappears, and leaves behind a trashed bedroom and cryptic notes. As deaths in the city start to pick up in pace, Dirk finds himself thrust in a world he should know and yet doesn't, having to fill his brother's shoes, and chasing down clues that lead him straight to a frighteningly modern ancient conspiracy. Haunted by ghosts, and dreams of memories he never had, the only thing Dirk know is this:
Something wicked this way comes.
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or: In which Dirk Strider, fraternal version of Inigo Montoya if Inigo Montoya was also at least a few haunted teen detectives, deals with the epic highs and lows of high school murders, supernatural bullshittery, and the probable end of the world.Series
- Part 1 of Something Wicked