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    Jake, a foundling, was raised at the temple of the Hearth. At 16, he finds himself cast out of his home and needing to fend for himself - if the gods would just leave him alone...

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    English
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    Somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles, there is a little kingdom of trolls and fairies.

    Everyone who lives here is very, very small.
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    (uh basically an ironic au of homestuck but its ben and holly)

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    4/?
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    Even after winning the presidency, Jane struggles to endear herself to the country's troll population. Jake complicates matters with an offensive flub on live television.

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    1/1
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    A lone ship cuts through the stars. Dirk Strider is sailing towards an artifact at the edge of the universe.
    Unfortunately, this period of relative peace will not last, and he rapidly becomes involved in the universe's most convoluted series of events possible. Shit keeps happening, the world keeps spinning, and he will literally never catch a break.

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    English
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    10/?
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    2
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    What's an average October day like for Dirk Strider?

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    “Good.” is all you can think to say after much too long of a pause. And now it’s his turn to pause, going as far as to set down his fork and turn his full attention to you.

    “And just what the devil is that supposed to mean?”

    “Whatever you want it to,” you respond much too quickly, as if he was a doctor who was testing your reflexes and you managed to kick him straight in the groin. Great fuckin’ work, Dirk. As goddamn always.

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    Dirk gets drug out to brunch by Roxy and there happens to be a miasma of unresolved horseshit in the air.

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    English
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    Roxy, without realising, begins to decline. She finds a friend in an attempt to feel less alone.
    Jane, realising all too much, decides she can't leave the mysterious pink messenger alone.

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    11/?
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    40
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    3
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    Something bad happened last night.

    Unfortunately for everyone involved, Dirk is the only one with any memory of what happened after they all turned Trickster. And he'd rather die than be the bearer of that bad news.

    Unfortunately for Dirk, he's gotta tell them anyway.

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    12
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    This is a self indulgent fic of how ds having an identity crisis and Dirk tries to help. Yeah it's short and unfinished and has an open ending but it's cute I think.
    kinda out of character ig? I'm not a good writer.

    he will get comfort eventually.

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    1/1
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    3
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    In the near dawn of a new year, Dirk Strider's older brother died in what everyone seems to agree is an open and shut case of long coming tragedy: the first direct causality of one of the sudden monster attacks that have been happening for almost three years, barely held at bay by an unreachable group of magicians.

    Dirk, disrespectfully, disagrees.

    Uprooted by grief and by a sudden move to Washington, his suspicions about his brother's death become unexpectedly more relevant when Jake English disappears, and leaves behind a trashed bedroom and cryptic notes. As deaths in the city start to pick up in pace, Dirk finds himself thrust in a world he should know and yet doesn't, having to fill his brother's shoes, and chasing down clues that lead him straight to a frighteningly modern ancient conspiracy. Haunted by ghosts, and dreams of memories he never had, the only thing Dirk know is this:

    Something wicked this way comes.


    or: In which Dirk Strider, fraternal version of Inigo Montoya if Inigo Montoya was also at least a few haunted teen detectives, deals with the epic highs and lows of high school murders, supernatural bullshittery, and the probable end of the world.

    Series
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    1/?
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    Dirk Strider was born with an extraordinary gift; if he touches a dead person they come back to life. He's trying to put his gift to good use by helping a local gumshoe solve the unsolvable murder cases of the area. Theoretically, solving murders is a lot easier when you can ask the victim who killed them.

    However, things get complicated when Dirk's childhood friend, Jake English, is found dead. Now Dirk has to balance running his shop, solving murders, and his feelings for his old friend. All while not being able to touch Jake, or else he goes back to being dead forever.

    AU based off of the 2007 TV show Pushing Daises

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    22
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    3
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    426
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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    26
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    71
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    17
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    3,182
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    >be Jake

    >get shipwrecked

    >forcibly befriend a snakeman

    >profit

    Language:
    English
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    53,145
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Collections:
    1
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    94
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    5,087
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    This is why when you woke up to see the familiar filthy, flaky popcorn ceiling, you didn’t immediately freak out.

    The word immediately is the key word there.

    |•|

    Where Dave finds himself in time trouble (of course he does).

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    1/?
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    A new country, a new job, a new chance to prove himself once and for all! Jake English is ready to tackle being a teenager, all the strings attached! A group of close friends in a chat together? Got it! Loving family there for the ups and the downs? Already in the bag! A secret plot to rule the world being brewed under his nose while the trust from others he held so dearly gets strained farther than ever before under influence of real actual villainy? Well sure toss that on in!

    Cue the laughtrack and set the stage! The world won't know what hit it!
    --
    wTTf: Oh god the Karen in line is stopping bag lady. Place your bets folks guess what's coming next.

    Pog Champ: dirk r u gonna like??? help??????

    wTTf: Jake's got this.

    Pog Champ: i cant belibebe ur sacrificin him

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Roxy Lalonde certainly never expected to stumble across a certain seadweller when exploring local reports...But for better or worse he's stuck with her. Though who exactly it would be better or worse for remains to be seen.

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    1/?
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    20
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde and one of your friends has died.

    Not surprisingly, Jake was the first one to notice just a few minutes after you and the others decided to connect to each other after entering the Medium.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    2
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    153
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    Маллек переезжает на Землю, и его улей не совсем пуст.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
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    7
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    We're going to help John (and everyone else by extension) work through his depression and its associated issues, by having him make some slightly better choices.

    For example, why not go back and eat a balanced breakfast before we bother with any of that nasty Lord English business?

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    English
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    848
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    191

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