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In what is now precious few hours, the drones will arrive to deliver you onto the doorstep of your genetic progenitor, where either you will kill your remaining genetic opposition and live to oversee the entire alternian empire; or you will die- a fate that is not tenable.
As the barren plane of ocean floor lightens outside the thick sheet of ply-glass designed to take the pressure, long shadows etch the walls in darkness, and shifting longer still... In the dense wateric gravity, the fabric of your clothes catches as you pace. There's nothing else to do.
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Jane Crocker, translocated into alternian society, fuschia heiress at the heart of the empire- inheritance day.
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College freshman Jake English is doing fiiiine. Sure, his high school friends don’t talk to him anymore, and maybe he hasn’t gotten around to making new ones, but surely getting laid at frat parties is a viable alternative?
There’s no way one night can change his life, even if it features a strange allegorical trip courtesy of a certain drug- and hope- (and love?-) fueled hallucination of his ex-boyfriend.
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Dirk Strider is a homicide detective who has been trying, for the past 10 years, to solve the mystery of his Hollywood director brother’s murder when a new case gets called in and Dirk is put on it. He starts making connections to his brother’s death. Jake English is a low-level criminal who just murdered a famous Hollywood star with his cousin.
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Detective DirkJake AU where Dirk lost D at a young age and Jake and Jane took revenge upon a Hollywood star who screwed them over and the murder resembled D’s death very closely.
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Nights in the capital are cool and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia.
Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable either.
The fall of an empire has to start somewhere.
(Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)
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- Part 2 of EmpireStuck
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When you're stuck in this position
It's like training for the wrong conditions
You've been training for the wrong conditionsJake reconciles with Roxy about his fears before the end.
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I don't have a proper summary I just love the idea of Jane & Jake being Moirails and just being able to healthily manage their feelings in a way that works and finding ways to help eachother and. okay sorry im normal
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- Part 2 of Logs From Earth C
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Dirk, Roxy, Jane and Jake. Four lonely children, each trapped in their own flavor of isolation.
This is the story of how they met and inevitably crumble to pieces.
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A Homestuck Gravity falls AU; TouristStuck by Offkilterkeys for idekki
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jan 2023
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Summer break is, for all intents and purposes, a time for relaxation. Whether it’s the leisure of a fine Sunday barbecue, or the colorful excitement of celebratory fireworks, one can be sure that all will be taking it easy.
That is unless you happen to be you.
Which sadly, you are.
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The crux of originality; a Homestuck Gravity Falls AU.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Gravity Falls AU
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In every iteration of the world, Jake and Jane form a duet act of debatable functionality.
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Jake, Jane, and the confessional hour that begins approximately eleven minutes after waking up dead.
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The aftermath of Dirk Strider's leave.
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Dirk Strider was born with an extraordinary gift; if he touches a dead person they come back to life. He's trying to put his gift to good use by helping a local gumshoe solve the unsolvable murder cases of the area. Theoretically, solving murders is a lot easier when you can ask the victim who killed them.
However, things get complicated when Dirk's childhood friend, Jake English, is found dead. Now Dirk has to balance running his shop, solving murders, and his feelings for his old friend. All while not being able to touch Jake, or else he goes back to being dead forever.
AU based off of the 2007 TV show Pushing Daises
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Oldest son. Heir. Crown Prince. Dirk heard it all the time. Little did he know what it meant.
He got better. And thank god he got better. 11 more years and Dirk’s responsibility would be on top of him. But for now, he tried to stay quiet. Even as he heard arguments about the war. Even as he heard his mother try and reason with her husband. He didn’t know what they were saying. But he remembered the night after he visited the king..
Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.
OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o
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- Part 1 of frame the halves, call them brothers
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There are a million and one ways one can show that they care about their fellow human being. Some people like to call this sort of thing a "love language", but some scholars (such as this narrator) might find that to be a bit too reductive. For some, this may be gifts and money, and for others, it could be performing tasks, or words of affirmation, but for some particular kinds of people, sometimes it is as little as spending quiet moments with the person you care for. Jake's brain was always a haze of activity, far too thinking for his own good. Jane always kept herself busy, with extracurriculars, career builders, board meetings, things that consumed all of her free time. Sure, they could play games or go out to the movies, but there was, arguably, a better use of their time.
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Dirk strider's life is like an old car. close to falling apart, but still working.
Dirk strider had a simple life, he had three jobs that didn't pay enough and a cool younger brother to take care of. or at least, that's untill he met Jake English, his new nosy neighbor from across the hall.
a man who insist on making Dirk's life a tiny bit harder than it has to be, by forcing him to follow his dream. -
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The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.
Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It
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Your name is Dirk Lalonde and one of your friends has died.
Not surprisingly, Jake was the first one to notice just a few minutes after you and the others decided to connect to each other after entering the Medium.
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The various memories of Tavros Crocker-English
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Hosted by Jake English.
Mind the tags, please.
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- Part 1 of Dabethan Cinematic Universe