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Life has been confused and disordered since the night you met Dave, but if you can return to a certain starting place and do it all over again, you certainly will. There are a million things you’d like to say, a million secrets to spill and a million hugs to give him, but you’re a gentleman. You clear your throat and manage to croak out one sentence.
“It’s been a while, old sport.”
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homeshippinglikeapro tumblr NSFW art requests by karkavicious, LackLuckster, SirCondom
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2024
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Tumblr is a bitch, so we (mod Pro, mod Karkavicious and mod Fic) will post every NSFW art request for homeshippinglikeapro on AO3.
The requests are problematic (non con, age gap, incest, various kinks, etc.) Please mind the warnings. Thank you!
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Your name is Jake English.
You buried your Grandma because no one else could.
You have three friends, and you never want them to think less of you.
You have one friend you can't help but love.
You have one life you seem intent on ruining.A Jake English character study
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A young grub stands in the caverns. It just so happens that today was his 16th birthday. Though it was only 16 years ago he was born a human male on Earth, it is today that he finds himself as a recently hatched grub on Alternia. He just so happens to be a jumper and though he doesn’t know it yet this is only the beginning of his grand journey in his favorite webcomic homestuck.
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- Part 1 of Chainstuck
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I kept joking around with my friends about "shota grandpa harley" and it turned into this wretched little fanfiction. Jake Crocker's older sister won't stop putting her hands on him, and he's really fucked up over it.
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Jake Lalonde is in a perfectly healthy and loving and absolutely SPLENDID relationship with his darling boyfriend and their two sweet and completely amicable girlfriends on-the-side.
Dirk Crocker would beg to fucking differ.
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- Part 1 of KILL/SWITCH
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Jake has always lived either 1) for other people, or 2) to fit into a box he placed on himself.
Just who is Jake English, really?
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In which Dave Strider is fated to overthrow his father.
For the sake of my English class(which this is written for).One of the Greek myths that has caught my imagination the most is the absence of a myth. Specifically, the overthrowing of Zeus. In Greek mythology, Gaia gives a prophecy to Zeus, saying that he will be overthrown by a son that he has with Metis. Zeus avoids this prophecy by swallowing Metis, and then she ends up giving birth to Athena, a daughter, who does not fill the prophecy. This is one of the only examples in Greek myth where a prophecy is circumvented—all other prophecies end up coming true, often because someone is trying to avoid them. So, this is an imagination of that story following the pattern of self-fulfilling prophecy where yet another prophecy comes true due to someone trying to avoid it.
There are, however, two twists to my interpretation of this story. The first being that because of all of the amazing Greek myth musicals I have seen recently (Stray Gods and Hadestown), the plot structure of this will be reminiscent of a musical, and there will be references to song types and musical motifs within this text. The other twist is Homestuck.
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okay dirk is dead and dave hates it except dave is also a robot now for some reason also he wants to kiss karkat who is currently leading a rebellion
btw he looks psychotic talking to his brother's grave
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Happy Halloween everyone!! Hoo boy this was a fun one to write!! I love Halloween and so I really wanted to add some world building into this fic to like. Get a feel for what Earth-C would be like in my au
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I don't wanna be alone (Because nights are lonely without you.) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Oct 2023
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man idfk. theyre gay, your honour!!!
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Truth is Jake was head over heels in love.
With whom you may ask?
Well that was the problem.
A Homestuck AU where instead of everyone being in love with Jake, Jake is the one in love with everyone.
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☆~☆Jane croker es una panadera y jake english compra pan solo para tener la escusa para verla !\°♡°/
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I don't have a proper summary I just love the idea of Jane & Jake being Moirails and just being able to healthily manage their feelings in a way that works and finding ways to help eachother and. okay sorry im normal
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- English
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- 807
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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Dirk goes to Jane and Jake's wedding.
(title from Kiss Me Girl by Hands Off Gretel)
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Wearing My Stupid And Gay Muppet Babies Necktie That Pisses You Off by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 May 2023
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Roxy Lalonde’s boss’s daughter is nothing but passive agressively rude to her, but she can’t get enough of it. It’s the highlight of her day.
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Roxy Lalonde decides to try to get her little brother’s parasocial celebrity hatecrush’s younger sister to go to senior prom with her. Because it’d be funny, of course. The ironies. Meanwhile, Dave hears that a girl he used to date when he was in middle school is dead.
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A hazy recollection of the night Tavros Crocker was conceived.
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Dave takes pity on Jake after he has a panic attack at the Crockerberts’s birthday party and asks to have lunch with him the next day, takes place after the kids have entered the new universe but most are hesitant about the world they’re to one day rule over. Get ready for characters standing around and talking about yucky feelings
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Kiss prompt 14. "Casual"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 26