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    Jaskier wanted a quiet winter, to himself, to teach his students. He had enough of witchers and witches and destiny and heartbreak.

    Destiny, being the bitch she is, gave Lambert the office next to him.

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    “Kiss my ass you festering shitnugget!”

    As last words go, not the most profound. But even with his final breath Lambert can sneer in the face of the disgusted Noble who ordered him killed.

    Isn't Lambert surprised when his execution goes off track in the most unpredictable way.

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    Sequel to Hold On

     

    It's been a year since Geralt and Yennefer rescued Jaskier from Nilfgaard's clutches.

    However, Nilfgaard still refuse to give up the hunt for both Jaskier and Ciri, leaving Geralt to guard his beloved Bard, keeping him safe from Nilfgaard, as they journey along the Path, with Ciri safely tucked away in Kaer Morhen.

    Nilfgaard is moving along the Continent at an alarming pace, taking over more and more of the South, leaving Jaskier fearful that Cahir will find him again and would take him away and cage him.

    They couldn't even being to guess what Destiny had in store for them.

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    In which, Jaskier learns what trust looks like from his witcher.

    For the Witcher Rarepair Summer Bingo!
    The prompt was helping with armor.

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    Seeing no other alternatives before him, the witchers really are his best bet at surviving the winter at this point, as much as Jaskier wishes it wasn’t so.

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    Jaskier had always assumed that all Wolf Witchers were a bit like Geralt. Strong, brooding, attractive. But the bard had always been a man with a taste for variety. And some dark secrets of his own.

    Enter Lambert.

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    The aftermath of Jaskier's act of rebellion, and Lambert's arrival.

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    Words rumble out of him like thunder. “You didn’t bring your teas with you?” It’s a pointless question. He’s already unpacked all of their things, and he knows that Jaskier has nothing like that with him. The last cup of brewed tea was months ago, sparing Jaskier of his last heat. They had been wandering through the crowded roads and towns of Redania. It wasn’t safe to have a heat-sick omega left in a tavern room.

    But now—

    Jaskier’s smile doesn’t budge, even as his hand slips away and he turns to his breakfast. “It’s imperative to an omega’s health that they must go through their cycles whenever they can,” he says simply, sparing Geralt a quick glance out of the corner of his eye. “It gets the body back into rhythm.”

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    Jaskier is set on having a good time at Kaer Morhen, especially as his heat just so happens to line up for when he has to spend three months in a keep with four alpha Witchers.

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    "I wasn’t actually going to break it or anything. I know how much it means to Geralt,” Jaskier explained. Lambert raised his eyebrows.

    “Dude, I know. You’re like, really fucking obvious. You think the rest of us are blind or something? You two are so lovey dovey it’s actually kind of disgusting to watch. I think he wouldn’t recover if you meant to break his van.”

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    When Lambert blinked awake in the middle of the night, it took him a moment to understand what pulled him from sleep. There was a scent in the air that didn't belong to his bedroom and his drowsy mind needed a few minutes to sort his thoughts. It was the sickly sweet scent of copper coins.

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    “Have you and the others ever shared someone?” he asks, letting his words slowly slip from his lips, knowing that he has the White Wolf hooked on every one of them. A glint sparks in his eye. “At the same time, I mean. I know that we all have this thing going on at the moment, but...I just have to wonder.”

    A ‘wondering’ Jaskier is a deadly one; one that is slowly adding years to Geralt’s life, or stripping them away. The Shrike might actually be the one to kill him, just in a way that no one could ever foretell. And what a funeral dirge that would be. Geralt wishes he could only be there to hear it.

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    In which Jaskier has the best ideas, and Geralt has the gold for it.

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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    Jaskier and Lambert sitting in a jail cell, five feet apart cause they're not gay.

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    Résumé de l'auteure, mycitruspocket (29/01/2021, sur AO3) : Eskel et Geralt avaient juste beaucoup trop de qualités physiques appréciables pour qu’elles puissent être ignorées, ce que Jaskier essayait de ne pas transformer en problème. Et bien évidemment, les deux personnes les plus attirantes de la ville étaient mariées. Ensemble ! C'est bon, ça irait, parce qu’il était ici pour l’aventure, profiter du changement et se faire des amis. Un garçon pouvait bien rêver et apprécier les jolies choses qui se présentaient à lui sans qu’il l’est demandé, non ?
    Ou : Geralt et Eskel sont un couple marié de fermiers consciencieux et séduisants, Jaskier est leur nouveau vétérinaire frivole à la recherche d’aventure dans le petit village montagnard de Morhen, Lambert et Aiden sont totalement fous l’un de l’autre, Vesemir est le fier vieux papa fermier, et Ciri a toujours aimé les arcs-en-ciel.
    Un univers alternatif moderne dans une ferme où tout le monde est queer, y compris Ablette.

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    What is time, anyway?

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    Inspired by Queen, Who Wants to Live Forever?

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    Collection of gen prompts from my tumblr.

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    When Lambert gets shot during work one night he decides the normal human thing to do is break into his crushes coffeeshop and leave a note after raiding said crushes first aid kit.

    Besides the fact that he never met the man in person before and they only flirted via coffee cup notes what could go wrong?

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    Friend(s)
    1a : one attached to another by affection or esteem
    b : acquaintance
    2a : one that is not hostile
    b : one that is of the same nation, party, or group
    3 : a favored companion

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    River:
    1: a natural stream of water of fairly large size flowing in a definite course or channel or series of diverging and converging channels.
    2: a similar stream of something other than water: a river of lava; a river of ice.
    3: any abundant stream or copious flow; outpouring

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