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    When a bounty hunter manages to sneak aboard Jaskier's infamous ship and make off with his first mate Jaskier is livid. He sets out to hunt down the strange mercenary to find that Geralt of Rivia with his white hair, his golden eyes and his silver weapons might be just the person to help him get what he wants.
    Geralt was only ever in it for the bet with Eskel and Lambert, he never signed up for a small, dainty looking pirate with a mad grin, cruel threats and pretty blue eyes to drag him into an impossible adventure.

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    Eskel has fallen head over heels for Jaskier, and is taking him to Kaer Morhen for the winter. However, there is trepidation and mistrust on the part of the other witchers. Can Jaskier break through their frosty exteriors?

    This is an AU where Jaskier is a sex worker who goes by Dandelion.

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    Four times the (future) Knights of the Round Table met a certain poet, and one time the (Once and Future) King did.

    or

    the jaskier & the knights friendship fic we all deserve

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    Geralt's been in a dungeon for two weeks and is understandably frustrated. Jaskier, on the other hand, is what one might call... livid.

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    Geralt touches this thing he is not allowed, gauges the fit of Jaskier's smile alongside his hand, the curve of his trim waist, the weight of his softening cock. He measures it up in his mind, memorizing its lines and proportions, so he knows where it fits in his fortifications.

    It is no easier, this time. Geralt's clawed fingers trace Axii. He watches again as Jaskier's expressive face goes blank.

    Geralt has had four great loves in his life. He has lost all but one.
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    Geralt knows Jaskier isn’t human, even if he’s just met him today, but Forest Sprites are harmless. It’s not as if they’re easily offended, possessive or feral. What could possibly go wrong if he lets one follow him around?

    Or

    A different take on Geralt and Jaskier's first meeting in Posada and the encounter with the Elves.

    Pre-slash

    Chapter 2 is a fluffy follow-up drabble.

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    “Feelings for a man that doesn’t care for me back? I would never be that foolish.” You quipped. The thing was, you were that foolish. You had liked Jaskier for weeks now, but he didn’t notice or reciprocate your feelings. In fact, he was so unbelievably unbothered by your existence in general you were surprised he still acknowledged you at all.
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    Traveling as a monster hunter with Geralt of Rivia and his bard Jaskier/Dandelion was the life of adventure that you wouldn't give up for anything in the world. However, as your attraction for the bard grew as did your distaste in the way he slept around with multiple women. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad if he paid you a compliment every now and then - perhaps if he had tried to flirt with you at least once. He didn't, though. And you couldn't help but love him anyways.

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    It's been nearly a year since Geralt drove Jaskier away. He's hoping to see him again, to apologise, to give them both that closure. Somehow, he hadn't expected to see him again quite like this.

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    “What’s this?” Jaskier stares at the flowers in his hand, looking like they’ve been fucking run over as Geralt looks on with a lazy grin tie loose around his neck and hair disheveld. “You have time to wrestle a bouquet but you can’t return my calls?”
    “Was too busy running over them with my car.” 
    Jask scoffs, stepping away from the door to let the man in, putting the poor things in a chipped mug of water, though they’re beyond dead. 
     

    Or, chaotic boyfriends love each other in chaotic ways.

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    Years ago, Geralt meets a little boy befriending a monster.

    Years later, Geralt meets a bard. There's something familiar in the way he tries to keep Geralt from killing monsters.

    "Real monsters are human", he'd always say.

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    "He grins at the sight, the smell, the splatter, flecks of red, spotted across his knuckles. "

    Sometimes Jaskier finds himself drawn into a fight, it's almost unavoidable, given his lifestyle. If pressed he would have to admit he enjoys it at times, the thrill of it, the buzz flowing through his veins.

    But he isn't always careful, and sometimes fighting can be... messy.

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    He'd been a young bard, filled with wanderlust. Falling in love and out of it, only to end with broken hearts, and on two occasions, a child. He'd let himself settle into the next town kind enough to let him stay, welcoming them instead of chasing him and his "bastard children" away and meets the White Wolf that'd saved the town. They fuck. He leaves. He comes back each year after that and slowly, Jaskier finds himself falling in love again.

    Or, Did someone ask for a fluffy, multi-chaptered single dad jaskier fic who not-so-slowly falls in love with geralt? With smut?? No? Well... shame, because I'm writing it.

    Updates every couple days!

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    'For my first wish, may Valdo Marx, the troubadour of Cidaris, be struck down with apoplexy and die!'

     

    A mix of black ice and a snowstorm have the Witchers Geralt, Eskel and Lambert as well as the bard Jaskier hurry to find shelter. Unfortunately, the only shelter they're able to find is with one Valdo Marx.

    Who isn't so bad as you might think.

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    Jaskier's never been the best at considering consequences, but he's sure it'll turn out fine when he sings Geralt to sleep. He's a good singer, after all—and a siren, which is the bit that'll be a bit more complicated to explain in the morning.

    (The murders and the necromancers and the hysterical teenagers only serve to complicate things further, but that's a problem for later on.)

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    Jaskier Addams finally has the pleasure of meeting Geralt of Rivia in the flesh.

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    I'd recommend starting with the first fic in this series. This could technically be read as a stand alone though.

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    “I think this location has been compromised,” Geralt growled, furious. He threw a knife as another balaclava clad figure rounded the corner, the weapon hitting its mark flawlessly.

    Jaskier, lightning fast, spun into a forward roll, simultaneously pulling open his Kingsman umbrella, shielding Geralt and himself from a shooter on the stairwell, laughed incredulously.

    “You fucking think so?” Jaskier asked him hysterically, pulling a revolver from his coat.

    Or, the Kingsman AU literally no-one asked for.

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    One night, Jaskier privately remarked that once he'd told stories freely, words slipping from his mouth quicker than the nightshade-tinted White Gull flowed into the pitchers. When the stories dried up to the horrors of the world, giving way to murky silence and a soul-eating weight on his shoulders, Jaskier had tied it to the fall of Gorthur Gvaed.

    That was a lie, for it was merely after the sacking when he truly realised how much he'd changed. The stories had stopped decades before, when he was still Julian.

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    Geralt gets hired to deal with a devil. Not that devils are real: it's probably an incubus, or maybe a puck.

    It’s not. It’s a trickster.

    And now he has a whole other problem. Namely that the trickster keeps showing up just to spite him.

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    And Geralt had looked him in the eye and decided that the bard, his bard, was only trying to trick him. Jaskier had lied to him yes, but only because he had thought Geralt would kill him if he knew the truth about his parentage. The thought hurt more than any blow, but with the information he knew now, he knew he was right. His first impulse was to go find Jaskier, but did he even deserve that? With a pang, Geralt realized that even though he now missed Jaskier more than he’d thought possible, the bard was at least, finally, safe.

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    Something's wrong. They're on the way to Kaer Morhen and everything is going rather well, all things considered, so why is Jaskier so quiet? Jaskier, what did you do this time?

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