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    Jaskier wanted a quiet winter, to himself, to teach his students. He had enough of witchers and witches and destiny and heartbreak.

    Destiny, being the bitch she is, gave Lambert the office next to him.

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    Years ago, Geralt meets a little boy befriending a monster.

    Years later, Geralt meets a bard. There's something familiar in the way he tries to keep Geralt from killing monsters.

    "Real monsters are human", he'd always say.

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    A bored Jaskier is a dangerous Jaskier. So, naturally, he invites himself to one of Eskel's meetings with buyers and providers of product. After promising to be on his best behaviour, a comment from one of the attendants at the meeting has him seeing red and acting out to protect his Wolves.

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    It's Geralt's birthday and Jaskier orders a cake

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    He just turned to go back to the inn after yet another day at the market with no news of any Witchers, the White Wolf or even the Butcher of Blaviken (he knew Geralt hated that name but hey, at this point Jaskier would take what he could get) when there were a series of shouts from behind him to “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

    Jaskier whipped around just in time to see a horse barrelling towards him at a full gallop, knocking aside people and stalls like they were nothing. He rolled to the ground and out of the path of destruction, pulling his arms over his face instinctually, when the sounds of hooves pounding against packed dirt stopped suddenly and there was a warm muzzle prodding his arm. 

    Jaskier peeked up uncertainly. He had definitely done many strange things in his life, but he could honestly say “stopped a horse on a mad death stampede” was not one of them and he wasn't quite sure what to expect. 

    He looked once, looked again, and then a third time just to be sure because there was no way that this could possibly be “Roach?”

     

    or: Geralt is tortured by some stray Nilfgaardians years after the war. Luckily Jaskier finds him, but his journey back to health is anything but simple

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    Geralt and Jaskier are working together on a campaign. Jaskier, charismatic as he is, is very good at what he does when it comes to door knocking and phone banking. Of course, no one has a perfect record, and it's a lot harder to work his charms via text.

    Or: an AU based on something that happened to me at work yesterday.

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    The wild hunt is getting closer

    They want “her”

    They need “her” for him

    But it’s not “her” they need

    It’s him

     

    Or The wild hunt tracks a powerful source for they’re king emyhr but its not who they expect to be that source.

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    Eskel has fallen head over heels for Jaskier, and is taking him to Kaer Morhen for the winter. However, there is trepidation and mistrust on the part of the other witchers. Can Jaskier break through their frosty exteriors?

    This is an AU where Jaskier is a sex worker who goes by Dandelion.

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    In which Jaskier gets kidnapped - a lot. That's it, that's the plot.

    A 5+1 of sorts, in which Jaskier is the damsel in distress for various reasons (while being feral as heck), and Geralt tries his best to help.

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    You have the power to change so much to do good And create so much life but you also have the power to destroy and Kill do not let your emotions take over for that will be the end or the beginning don’t let it consume you jaskier, my precious dandelion

    I love you my son no matter what

    Love, Father

    “Oh father I shouldn’t have left please forgive me”

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    “Good job, Jas,” Valdo says with a kiss to Jaskier’s shoulder, and grabs his own short sword. He stands opposed to Jaskier, and the bard’s just barely kept from fawning over how delectable his lover looks with his thin chemise hugging his fine muscles and focus written into every inch of his face. He’s the same when he paint, and Jaskier admires him beyond words.

     

    “Focus on dodging for me, darling, no need to—” and Jaskier lunges forward, sword raised.

     

    Or, Jaskier lets his boyfriend think he's trash at sworfighting and proceeds to show his lover how very, very wrong he was in his assumption.

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    “He smiled, blood staining his teeth. “Took you long enough.”

    “Then why can’t you leave? Why stay here?”

    He rattles the chains around his wrists, “Same as you.”
    Or Day 4 of Febuwhump 2021, Impaling

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    “What is this?” Vesemir asked after he took a quick glance at their hostage.
    “Trouble” Eskel answered, sharply.
    Lambert bared his teeth.
    “We found this little shit at the club. He killed two of your boys and injured another two before we could even lay a finger on him. He fucking bit me” he said harshly, shaking the boy slightly “And the bastard keeps smiling like it’s fucking Disneyland and I’m Mickey fucking Mouse”
    Vesemir opened his mouth to answer, his face becoming increasingly concerned and angry with every word Lambert said, but the boy was quicker.
    “I was looking forward to meet you”

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    After some troubles at the club, Lambert and Eskel bring someone back with them. But maybe the lark they caught out of the nest is not lost at all.

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    Djinns are notoriously tricky, he thinks to himself. Better to not complicate it and ask for exactly what he wants. Be clear and concise. Make the wish.

    “I want some fucking sleep,” Geralt says, voice cracking.


    A gift for @reineyday, who requested “au where geralt doesn’t get interrupted by jaskier and wishes for some sleep from the djinn and then he basically becomes snow white.”

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    It was, of course, once he was starting to put the mountain ordeal behind him that life decided to send one glorious "fuck you" right his way.

    OR

    Jaskier goes on the hunt for inspiration but instead finds himself in a shitfest in the middle of Oh-Fuck county.

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    As if being hopelessly in love and sharing a room with his best friend Jaskier isn’t hard enough for poor Geralt, he just can’t say no when Jaskier asks him to accompany him to his grandfather’s funeral. What better way to get back at Jaskier’s estranged, homophobic family than attending the funeral with a handsome (fake) boyfriend in tow? Any heartbreak on Geralt’s part is just collateral damage.

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    Jaskier pines for Geralt, Geralt pines for Jaskier under the influence of a curse, and Yennefer is the unwilling audience to this dumpster fire of a pair.

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    “He twirled between tables, voice rising and falling, glancing surreptitiously around for an escape route. There was a small door behind the dais and the main entrance through which the queen had entered—both manned by four guards. Jaskier mentally calculated the blows to his dignity if he just booked it through the main door mid-song."

    -or-
    Jaskier is an empath.

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    “Geralt?” he finally whispered, a fragile hope in the familiar word.

    “I’m here,” Geralt said as he crossed the room to stand next to the table.  “I’ve got you.”

    Kicking aside the corpse of the mage, he fumbled with the restraints until he was able to release Jaskier’s arms and legs.  They twitched weakly against him and Geralt ran his hands over the rough shirt and pants Jaskier had been dressed in, searching for any other injuries.

    “Geralt?”

    “It’s me,” Geralt soothed. “They won’t hurt you again, I promise.”

    Jaskier’s hands found an anchor against the front of Geralt’s shirt and he shuddered violently.  “I thought...I was beginning to think you weren’t coming.”
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    My addition to Into the Jaskierverse and an excuse to revisit some Winter Soldier angst set before the first of my trilogy. Enjoy.

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