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    Geralt promises himself that this time he won't fall in love with him. This time he will walk away and let him live his life in peace. This time he won’t die because of him.

    He’s never been good at keeping promises.

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    Ah, so that's what they planned to do with him. Sell his "fresh witcher organs" on the black market. He can't imagine many people would buy, not even the craziest of alchemists, seeing as eventually the word would reach the rest of the world's remaining witchers who would then come bounding over onto the buyer's head. Still, he can't blame them for trying. Witcher organs are good deals.

    He wonders if Jaskier's noticed he's gone yet.

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    Geralt's done the hard part, he told Jaskier how he felt and broke the news of his immortality. Telling Ciri what's going on should be easy. Right?

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    “You must confess to your witcher,” the elf says. “Until you do, you will not speak nor sing nor whisper sweet nothings into the ears of those you bed to distract you.”

    “You think he will leave you,” he says. “You are probably right, if what they say about witchers is true. I can’t imagine he’ll take kindly to knowing what you feel for him.”

    “So, bard. Witcher bard. This is the poison barb in your flesh: you can stay with him in silence and give up the one thing that makes you useful to him, or you can confess and give up something you will never have anyway.”

    Jaskier upsets the wrong one-night stand and loses his voice. The only way to get it back is to tell Geralt how he feels.

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    Sequel to “Too Old for Surprises” — Jaskier wants to take Geralt’s magic strap-on for a ride. Geralt enjoys giving Jaskier what he wants.

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    A Witcher's chance of a soulmate is sliced away alongside their humanity. There's no room for mistakes, clouded judgement or distraction.

    The emptiness, the hollowness, the lack of 'something' was part of the job, part of the life.

    There wasn't anything that can change that

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    Just another soulmate au, we all know how it ends, let's see how we get there

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    Or, how Jaskier takes care of his witcher in every way possible, sometimes saving him without even noticing.

    A fuckload of oneshots.

    And have mercy, I'm Italian. Just saying.

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    "Every insult, every criticism will be marked upon you, forever reminding you that you are nothing but a simple, pathetic human, who thinks too grand of himself."

    Well, it was a good thing young Julian was already used to being criticised on a daily basis.

    --

    "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"

    Jaskier wasn't sure if the pain crackling through him was from the curse or his heart breaking.

    Or: How Jaskier was cursed from childhood, and manages his way through life, seeking a cure, and finding the White Wolf instead.

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    "What if I tell you a story?" Jaskier asked, trying his hardest to sound normal.

    This wasn't how he imagined confessing his love and true identity to his best friend, but there was never going to be a good time. 

    He also thought that if Geralt were to get rid of him tomorrow, it may as well be for a good reason.

    "I'm not a child, Jaskier."

    --

    Or; They can't sleep through a storm, so Jaskier tells a story. A story of an elf deeply in love.

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    Jaskier is nothing if not loyal, most times to a fault. So, he takes the abuse that the Nilfgaardians throw at him and doesn't say a word about Geralt.

     

    But, no matter what they threw at him, he would not betray Geralt.

    He had made this vow to himself during a quiet moment on (what he guessed was) the second day, that no matter what faced him - be it further torture, mutilation and eventually death - he would not speak a word of the little information he knew.

    He may have ruined Geralt’s life, may have annoyed him with his incessant and unwelcome company, but one thing Jaskier could give him now was his undying loyalty, the one thing that no one could take away from him.

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    Jaskier has just turned sixty-three. It hits him about a week later that he should probably, definitely look older than he did in his twenties. Apparently, he is the only one who doesn't know why.

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    Lawyer!Geralt is up working in the middle of the night again. His boyfriend Musician!Jaskier just wants to look after him and get him back to bed. (I realize this sounds like porn. It’s not. It’s just fluff, although perhaps it approaches the Explicit border right at the end.) This is from my “Jitters” universe but it can definitely be read as a stand-alone.

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    Jaskier almost dies while Geralt is on the hunt for a strange monster. The witcher can safe him just in time with the help of a sorceress who binds their lives together. Now, Jaskier doesn't only share some of Geralt's witcher mutations but they also share the same feelings from time to time - which more than often leads to chaos, misunderstandings, and realization.

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    As Jaskier’s first Winter in Kaer Morhen draws to a close they are forced to realize that this year won’t be the same.

    A storm is brewing in Cintra and Nilfgaard is edging closer to the city every day.

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    Touching the brooch feels like being struck with lightning.

    Jaskier has an important revelation about that happened in Rinde.

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    Jaskier is sick and tired of being taken for granted. He knows that he deserves better. Now he just needs to make sure that Geralt knows that too.

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    “Have you seen Geralt this morning?”

    “Who?” the man asked, perplexed.

    “Geralt, the witcher,” Jaskier elaborated.

    “We haven’t seen any witchers,” the man looked genuinely puzzled.

    “I arrived with him yesterday. He took care of your nekker problem.”

    “Nekker problem?” Was the man daft? “It was just you who came in yesterday. With your horse. Are you feeling alright, Master Bard?” The man had the audacity to look at Jaskier as if he was the mad one.

    When Geralt disappears after an argument, no one in the small village they're in seems to remember him. Except Jaskier and an old woman with a chilling secret.

    Someone always disappears at this time of year, and no one remembers they ever existed in the morning. The Fair Folk steal them away and they are never seen again.

    Until now. Jaskier refuses to leave Geralt to his fate. He will get him back.

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    In a world… Where everything seems to pressure them to have sex… Geralt and Jaskier are courageously resisting. Although, in Jaskier’s case it’s more about simply losing hope.
    It begins… Where the show stopped because such an intense set up needs a pay off before 2021.
    Set in locations with names that never appear in neither the books nor the show but sound like lazy modifications of the ones that do… The drama unfolds.
    Trapped in a plot-less void where every event exists solely to motivate interpersonal communication, with villains who have a suspicious interest in their personal lives… They struggle to make sense of the growing closeness between them.
    Surrounded by war, existential doubt, boundless human cruelty, and bloodthirsty monsters… They fight to survive.
    As Nilfgaard slowly floods the Continent with the blood of the innocent, and structured lives of people who cultivate the land unfold into chaos…
    As the growing collective dread begins to appear as an inevitable consequence of fundamental flaws in human nature which can lead only to slow deterioration and painful social decline…
    Only one question comes to mind…
    Will they or won’t they?
    They definitely will.

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     Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life.
     “I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.”
     The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.”
     “Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?”
     Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.
    “You are pregnant with a baby.”
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    In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family.

    (The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story.)

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