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    **Wanted: Nude Model for painting (canvas, not you) - Men/women/other, serious inquiries only**

    For Larkin (or Jaskier, as she’s more commonly known), taking a side hustle as a nude model was an easy way for the struggling grad student to earn some easy money.

    For Geralt, a horse trainer, painting was a hobby; a way to help manage his anxiety and depression. Placing the ad itself was just the first step to changing his life forever.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Bookmarks:
    35
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    After unexpectedly becoming a father to a demi-god, Jaskier returns to Lettenhove for much needed parental support. There he finds half-a-dozen of his niblings, all with far too much curiosity for their own good. Meanwhile, on the run from Nilfgaard, Geralt, Yennefer and Cirilla also make their way to Lettenhove, to find sanctuary amongst Jaskier's family.

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    “What’s this about?” Ciri asks to the room full of Jaskier's niblings.
    “This is our hiding place,” Blodwyn said, “From Madame Gostler.”
    “We’ve noticed how Uncle Julian’s in love with your Mama and Papa,” Claudine said, straightening out her skirts.
    “Yes, I’d noticed."
    “What are we going to do about it?” Blodwyn says, hands on her hips.

    *

    Ciri is forcibly (affectionately) adopted by the Pankratz children, then pulled into a matchmaking scheme.
    Meanwhile Jaskier has also noticed everything is not all roses with Geralt and Yennefer's relationship and determines to Do Something about it...

    (Needless to say Roach has the Braincell but she's on holiday. Look at the apples in Lettenhove, Geralt, go to someone else about your love life).

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    226
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    Jaskier is flustered when his family summons him home. Thinking that Jaskier is upset because he has a poor relationship with his family, Geralt offers to accompany him.

    Jaskier’s enormous family isn’t half what Geralt expects, and they all seem to assume that he and Jaskier are ... more than friends. Geralt finds himself strangely enjoying the assumption. And he did promise to be Jaskier’s support through this wedding.

    It’s fine. What else are friends for?

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    4/?
    Comments:
    80
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    Bookmarks:
    28
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    1217
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    Jaskier is a red dragon, and he knows it, he just doesn't know exactly what it means. When he reaches a point where nothing seems to satisfy him, he learns what it means: learns that he has an egg to lay, and if he can't find something to do with it, he's going to be in for a rough time. Thankfully, he has three Witchers who are always more than happy to help him.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    790
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    Jaskier and Geralt make a bet and both get more than they expected. Featuring Creature Jaskier, who doesn't know what's happening, and pining Geralt who thinks he does. Cue confessions and smut.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1997
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    “I’m done with all this talk of him. Geralt screwed up and I shouldn’t be the one shouldering the weight of his--his stupidity.”

    “I could think of a few ways to get your mind off it,” Jaskier says. “Or just one, but I would most certainly take my time in...assisting.”

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    Chapters:
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    20
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    1
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    88
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    Prophecy claims to have a lot in store for Fae Prince Julian. As the younger prince, he's not destined to rule, but is meant to lead his mother's troops to victory. He wants no part of it, and finds himself enamored with the human realm instead of his own. He doesn't mean to fall in love with one of them, especially one who doesn't love him back, but it turns out no one can escape their destiny...or love.

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    186
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    Jaskier ran away from home to be the person he truly is, his parents however want nothing more than to get him married off.

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    Chapters:
    9/20
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1993
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    Jaskier was a travelling bard for years, and now he's back home in Lettenhove to go to the party his parents have been invited to. To be the son they want him to be.

    Part of the I am Wanting series.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    11926
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    Geralt and Jaskier encounter an unfamiliar creature who decides to help Geralt learn an important lesson. Why this results in Jaskier getting shrunk until he is only six inches tall, no one seems to have any idea. Can Geralt, along with his brothers-in-arms, Child Surprise, and two powerful sorceress friends fix it? Gods only know, but it'll be funny and tragic along the way to finding out.

    Note: Title is a reference to the quote: "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent." - Samuel Lover

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    My greatest hits from my old tumblr days – now back for popular demand.

    – the one in which Eskel and Lambert are convinced that Jaskier is imaginary
    – the one in which Jaskier gets a little sloshed and knights Geralt
    – a live documentary of Vesemir stealing Geralt's bard and dignity in five seconds
    + 1 – a continuation to #3, in which Vesemir shows his wolf papa side

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo
    Prompt: A/B/O

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    752
    Bookmarks:
    134
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    Jaskier holds many secrets close to his chest. He never opens up enough because he knows it will hurt him in the end. There was always a part of his brain telling him to keep them from spilling. No matter how much he trusted someone, plenty of secrets were held back.

    When a witch invades his mind and curses him to live with his number one fear, one of his biggest secrets is on the verge of getting out with just one word.

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    2,901
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    879
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    Geralt is thrown in the Cintran dungeons on Pavetta’s wedding for claiming a baby princess as his child surprise.

    Geralt thinks it’s shit luck.

    Jaskier thinks it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

    aka the one in which Geralt marries into the Pankratz family and gets two fancy titles, three castles, an unlimited access to frankly amazing sex and a marble bathtub out of the deal (and also, maybe a family)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1919
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    OP Summary: Geralt happens upon a jousting tournament between Lyria, Aedirn, and Rivia. He's invited by the Lord and Lady Pankratz to watch from their private box as their champion, Dandelion, defends the title. Geralt becomes jealous of this Dandelion under the assumption that he and Jaskier would make a fine match. And just where is Jaskier anyway? He's missing quite the show.

    Alt - Jaskier enters a joust as part of a family tradition and Geralt is having heart palpitations. Jaskier dedicates his matches to his 'laddie fair' and he and Geralt make a little wager as to whether he'll win with some fabulous prizes in store.

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    English
    Words:
    44
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    285
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    Geralt has Roach. No, not that Roach - in this universe she's a truck. They still travel the length and breadth of a continent. He still picks up an annoying musician, and then can't get rid of him. Until he no longer wants to get rid of him.

    Language:
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    17,150
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1353
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    “Oh shit!” Jaskier exclaims quietly diving under the table and huddling next to Geralt’s legs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    376
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1583
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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    Chapters:
    24/27
    Collections:
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    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
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    19626
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    Julian bends water when he is six.

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    Words:
    481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    121
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    Geralt and Jaskier become friends in school. Jaskier always protects Geralt and vice versa. It takes them much time to figure themselves out

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,714
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    897

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