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    Prompt fills for the Summer of Whump. Pairing/rating/warning info in notes of each chapter.

    Most recent update:

    Eskel/Geralt: sensory deprivation

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    Jaskier wanted a quiet winter, to himself, to teach his students. He had enough of witchers and witches and destiny and heartbreak.

    Destiny, being the bitch she is, gave Lambert the office next to him.

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    Jaskier was a travelling bard for years, and now he's back home in Lettenhove to go to the party his parents have been invited to. To be the son they want him to be.

    Part of the I am Wanting series.

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    14/?
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    “Jaskier needs help moving out of his shitty boyfriend’s place. What’s your morning like?” Eskel asked Geralt as he tossed Jaskier’s coat to him.

    “Mine’s clear until noon, what are we doing?” Lambert’s voice preceded him from the back of the tattoo studio, his steel-toed shit kickers thumping loudly down the stairs at the back of the building that led to his apartment.

    “We’re helping Jaskier ditch Valdo,” Geralt replied over his shoulder, already headed out the front door. “I’ll bring Roach around.”

    “Fucking finally!” Lambert cheered with a fist pump as he followed them. “Sorry Jas, but the dude’s a dick.”

    “Coming from you, I never know if that’s an insult or a compliment,” Eskel said as he held open the door.

    “Suck it,” Lambert snarked as he walked past him and out to wait on the sidewalk.

    “No thanks. Geralt would make me sleep on the couch for at least a week.”

    Yeah, Jaskier thought to himself a bit dazedly while Eskel locked up the tattoo studio and together they climbed into Geralt’s old beater of a truck. This place was definitely better than his last job.

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    Someone in the keep is feeling horny this morning and Jaskier is on the recieving end. Pity he doesn't know which witcher is eating him out

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    In which, Jaskier learns what trust looks like from his witcher.

    For the Witcher Rarepair Summer Bingo!
    The prompt was helping with armor.

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    Captured by Nilfgaard, Lambert gets a new cellmate.

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    1/1
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    I've reached 200 followers on Tumblr, therefore have prompts of 200 words each.

    Each chapter will be different, please check the tags.

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    Chapters:
    18/20
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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    Jaskier and Geralt have a fight (or as Jaskier calls it a 'character assassination by Geralt') when Jaskier asks to join him at Kaer Morhen this winter. Heartbroken and swearing off all Witchers, Jaskier gets a shitty job with a shitter tiny house as part of his stipend in Oxenfurt. It is barely the end of winter and Eskel arrives on his doorstep, needing to talk to him - promising not everything is as it seems. Is Jaskier willing to forgive Geralt or have a Witcherless life?

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    This is literally a multi-chapter thing full of small one-shot "chat" fics of just dialogue between Jaskier and various Witchers.

    See AN's for additional tags.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    23
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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Chapters:
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    Words rumble out of him like thunder. “You didn’t bring your teas with you?” It’s a pointless question. He’s already unpacked all of their things, and he knows that Jaskier has nothing like that with him. The last cup of brewed tea was months ago, sparing Jaskier of his last heat. They had been wandering through the crowded roads and towns of Redania. It wasn’t safe to have a heat-sick omega left in a tavern room.

    But now—

    Jaskier’s smile doesn’t budge, even as his hand slips away and he turns to his breakfast. “It’s imperative to an omega’s health that they must go through their cycles whenever they can,” he says simply, sparing Geralt a quick glance out of the corner of his eye. “It gets the body back into rhythm.”

    --

    Jaskier is set on having a good time at Kaer Morhen, especially as his heat just so happens to line up for when he has to spend three months in a keep with four alpha Witchers.

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    1/1
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    256
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    So Witcher but as Real Houswives of Kaer Morhen.

    Because I can’t get it out of my head. But as a headcanon thingy.

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    Jaskier is trying to figure out his feelings for Geralt. He cherishes their friendship above any other, but might there be more to it? What do the dreams he keeps having mean? Is he attracted to Geralt? Is he attracted to men? What should he do?

    Luckily Yennefer is close at hand and ready to help her bumbling friends, no matter what it takes.

    (Characters, tags and relationships will be added as I go)

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    43
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    7
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    When Jaskier is saved from a grisly death by a mysterious witcher, the only clue he has to his rescuer’s identity is the wolf’s head medallion he finds the next day. Determined to find the noble hero who valiantly rescued him, he begins to scour the Continent.
    Lambert doesn’t know why some nobleman is trying to hunt him down and he doesn’t want to find out.

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    1/1
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    271
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    50
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    After he and Geralt separate on the dragon hunt, Jaskier returns to make his final farewell to the other Wolf Witchers he has gotten to know before he leaves Kaer Morhen forever. Lambert and Eskel have other plans.

    (E/J/L getting-together fic with feels, Geralt’s jealousy and belated emotional growth, and a little bit of Lambert waging revenge on behalf of his bard.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    21
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    152
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    33
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    Jaskier thought he would bring Ciri and a hurt Geralt to the other Witchers and never see them again. Instead, the years pass and he never goes back to the valley and the world, happy to be adored and kept and bred.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Jaskier was a creature, one that had barely any information documented about it, even Jaskier didn’t really know what he was. The basics of what he knew were that he could go from something solid and human looking when dry, to something gooey and slime based when wet.

    It had its advantages...

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    127
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