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    The prompt was Lambert/Jaskier scent kink, so this it's what happened. This is just shameless smut y'all. Enjoy

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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck)

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    Geralt allows Jaskier to sleep with Eskel and Lambert on occasion, but at the end of the day Jaskier always comes back to Geralt.

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    Gratuitous polyamorous smut with a healthy dose of Geraskier feels.

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    After rekindling his friendship with Geralt the Witcher takes his best friend to Kaer Morhen for Winter where Jaskier meets Lambert. They despise each other at first sight.

    Updates whenever I write another Chapter;)

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    No matter how hard his day, when Lambert gets home to his bard all the worries of life are forgotten.

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    Jaskier travels alone now, until he bumps into a new witcher at a new inn. He decides to talk to him, because, really, what has he to lose? Eskel is nice, much nicer than Geralt...he lets Jaskier unleash some emotional baggage and let's him get in a cuddle. Witchers are so very touch starved. Jaskier is tired of traveling alone, so he invites himself into this new witchers life. It takes Eskel far, far to long to realize who Jaskier actually is...like, a year. Jaskier doesn't help.

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    This is literally just going to be a self indulgent, headcanon-y, trope filled, all kinds of everything fic, so that I can work on writing and have something to do during the day. Beware of comma overdose...And the serious tense changes. No beta unfortunately.

    More tags as we go?

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    Cornflower blue eyes, messy brown hair swept across his forehead, wide shoulders, instrument callouses on his fingers, and a smile that brought light to the darkest places of Geralt's heart, Jaskier smiled down at him. Geralt blinked. He hadn't dozed off at the wheel, he was here, sitting in a diner, staring at Jaskier. His eyes flicked to the man's name tag, clipped to the apron around his waist instead of up near his shoulder. Neat calligraphy spelled out Jaskier.

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    Lambert is a barista at Kaer Morhen Café. He has no hopes, no aspirations; he just wants to work in peace.

    Everything changes when an annoying, privileged little shit begins frequenting his shop...

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    I proudly present to you my take on a Jaskier/Lambert Coffee Shop AU!

    Warnings: this story contains mentions of past childhood physical/emotional abuse and neglect, being in the care system, foster homes, suicidal thoughts and sexual abuse/assault happening to an underage character.
    It also features a disabled character who has an incomplete spinal cord injury. I apologise if I use any disability-related terms incorrectly, please let me know in the comments if you notice any such mistakes and I'll be happy to correct them!

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    "Come to Kaer Morhen with me."

    After their eventful evening together, Lambert makes an offer. It seems like a good plan, but of course, something will always come along to throw a wrench Jaskier's plans.

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    Geralt and Jaskier are on their way to Kaer Morhen for the winter.
    Written for Geralt Whump week for prompts: Potions, Cursed, Monster, and Kaer Morhen that will appear throughout the fic.

    I tagged various relationships, but they're not full-blown ones, I hope that doesn't interfere with the reading experience.

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    This is going to kinda hurt and I'm sorry to all of my lovely witcher friends please take underadvisement that I have only seen the show. This takes place after 01.06. again I'm so sorry. However in order to make up for pain there will be fluff and hopefully some smut if this first chapter isn't to bad

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    The day had started off relatively alright, outside of waking up alone in an unfamiliar place, without his protector there to tell him what was happening. It really only got worse from there.

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    Jaskier teaches the Wolf Witchers the fun of an extended night of pleasure. Featuring prostate milking with unusual kitchen implements.

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    “Is he alright?” Jaskier asked.

    “Lambert always complains when there’s a storm. Says it makes his “old bones” ache. Like he has any room to talk.”

    “I think he’s scared of the weather,” Geralt said, his voice slurred slightly from his drink. “He was when he was younger, but said the trials knocked the fear out of him. I’m pretty sure it was bullshit.”

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    Jaskier is tired of waiting for Geralt's apology, so when another witcher brings word that Geralt is finally ready, well, Jaskier isn't quite so amenable to accept it. Instead, he finds himself traveling with Lambert, a son of bitch, and complete bastard that still manages to make Jaskier feel happier than he has in ages. When the time comes, will he reconcile with Geralt, or move on?

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    Jaskier was enjoying a nice bath until his clothes were stolen.

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    Jaskier had been doing his best. Heartbreak and depression had given him the songs he'd played to take his career higher and higher-- until his band broke apart. Now alone, he's offered a job to manage the band of the man who broke his heart.

    The challenge of being a folk singer managing a heavy metal band may carry Jaskier into new discoveries, the least of them about music. Living on a tour bus with Lambert, Eskel, Geralt, and Vesemir is full of challenges and annoyances-- but perhaps something more can come from this. Healing, friendship... and maybe a love that blooms so slowly and naturally that it swallows them whole.

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    35 Dialogue Prompts I liked and want to try and write for.

    Witcher-related pairings because I'm definitely deep in this Fandom hell.

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    People say that destiny is something thrust onto you, when it happens a great energy runs through you, over you and something akin to a glow lights your way. People say destiny is a fickle mistress not to be ignored, not even for a moment, that life is no longer yours when destiny gets her claws in you.

    Jaskier has long known that people are fools. Collectively, stupidity runs deep, has done since people decided to group together and, well, people. On an individual basis the stupidity does seem to vary but as a general rule it’s safer to take everyone as a fool and be proven otherwise.

    Jaskier is also terrible at following rules.

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    The Blue Mountains rose far away on the horizon. In their vast expanse, they shielded the northern kingdoms from Haakland and Zerrikania. At their feet, somewhere, laid Dol Blathanna. From them, the Yaruga river was born and against them crashed and pushed through the Gwellench, also known as the White River.

    By its side walked a Witcher, following its course up to the north of Kaedwen. Kaer Morhen valley waited for him at the end and in it the ruins he called home. Alongside him tagged his faithful horse. The mare, strong and willing, carried his silver sword and his saddlebags. Willingly too, someone else followed their every step.

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