19 Works in Jaskier | Dandelion/Vesemir

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    It's a stupid modern college au. Geralt's a fuckboy, Jaskier is a horny twink looking to get DESTROYED. I don't wanna write plot for this. This is self care, friends.

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    They say there are wolves upon the mountain.

    Vicious, man-eating wolves that charmed women from their beds, long ages ago. Which sounds both batshit insane and like surprisingly good material for a proper bawdy tavern chorus.

    Naturally, he had to go take a look.

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    Jaskier goes up the Kaedwen Mountains looking for song material.
    He does not come back down. His husbands prefer it that way.

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    Some Witchers went out on the Path and faced the horrors of the world. Some stayed safe at home, teaching the children and keeping the fires warm and the beds made, the pantry full. It made sense, then, that they should also offer Witchers returning from the Path other, more physical comforts. Some offered massage, some offered restful, platonic touch and gentle fingers carding through hair, and some offered more.

    This is a story about more.

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    “I want to try something. With you, specifically.”

    Jaskier is curious about something Eskel said.

    (See notes for explanation on the tags.)

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    Vesemir was old not dead, like a fine wine he just got better with age.
    His baby knew this and let the old wolf take his pleasure with his body.
    But one wolf won't be enough for this Omega.

    Or

    this started as a dirty Daddy kink one shot and then I figured why not fuck all the wolves.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Geralt got dumped on the mountain top and is so heartbroken that Jaskier (after yelling at him for three days) promises to stick by his side and see him home for winter. 22 years and he has never been to Kaer Morhen, and finds out the reason Geralt kept him away was because he knew that Jaskier would crawl into Vesemir's bed and never leave and that would be awkward to have your best friend and dad fucking.

    Jaskier takes one look at Vesemir and realizes that Geralt was quite correct in his guess at what would happen.

    He fully intends to spend the whole winter in Vesemir's bed - but he has to deal with a heartbroken best friend, a recovering from injury Eskel, and Lambert who is...Lambert.

    A winter of sex, sex, sex and maybe writing a few songs, swiftly and confusingly becomes a winter of teaching the young wolves how to take care of themselves.

    But at least Vesemir is grateful for what Jaskier is doing and shows him said gratitude in bed.

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.

    They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.

    Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.

    Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.

    Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.

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    What can I add to this fandom? Ah yes, struggles with sexual repression and daddy issues.

    OR: Toss A Coin To Your Daddy

    Jaskier already met Vesemir 6 months before meeting Geralt, and they begin a casual sexual relationship based on mutual attraction and desire. Jaskier keeps this affair quiet as he goes on to make the acquaintance of Geralt and begins to travel with him. It becomes clear to Jaskier, after a few years, just who exactly Vesemir is to Geralt. Based on this, Jaskier keeps the secret that much closer for fear of angering Geralt. The bard is fine to balance the occasional tryst with Vesemir when they cross paths and never, ever mention it to Geralt.

    So it all goes to crap the day that Geralt invites Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter.

    Will feature: Hotel de Kaer Morhen and their fabled hot springs, daddy kinks just scattered EVERYWHERE, jealousy, pining, misunderstandings, romance, sword fights, true love - well, true fun anyway.

    Characters and pairings may be added because you've boarded The Seat of Your Pants Airlines. Hold on to your butts.

    ** "Dickmatized" tag credit to AO3 user Gara_x!

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    The face, when it turns, is not the one Jaskier expects. The eyes are similar and the medallion is the same, but he is a stranger who just glares at Jaskier for bothering him.

    "You're not the first witcher I've met," the bard says.

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    Jaskier has to admit that while this is not the lowest he’s been, it’s…not his best, either. 

    Jaskier meets Vesemir in a no-name tavern. Fun (and filthy) adventures ensue.

    Mind the tags, y'all - this is porn.

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    Cintra is moving past its history of non-human prejudice. After the murder of Prime Minister Calanthe Riannon, sorceress Yennefer z Vengerbergu is installed as the head of Parliament and immediately begins dismantling discriminatory policies disadvantaging non-humans. Calanthe's murderer escapes with no trace.

    Three months after that, a young man is found dead; strangled by a chain. Five more people are killed, all by presumably the same chain.

    A full nine months past the murder of Calanthe, the Chain-Killer's murder victims are identified as having Siren blood. The investigation is moved from Cintra's Public Safety Major Investigations Unit to the Witchers of Kaer Morhen. Witcher Geralt z Rivii, coincidentally the guardian of the late Prime Minister's granddaughter, takes over the case. He finds out that all six victims visited the same free clinic in downtown Cintra.

    Jaskier is the star performer at the Fox and Hound. They sing and dance with an allure that draws clients to empty their pockets with barely a look. They are also, unknowingly, half-siren. And the Chain-Killer has them in his sights.

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    Geralt comes home to Kaer Morhen to find a surprise waiting for him. It's not one that he's going to love.

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    There had to be a way to show he cared for his men... For Jaskier to confess without feeling guilty as their boss.

    Chokers. Chokers are definitely the answer.

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    a reincarnation fic based on the Witcher spouse tag on tumblr that was made by @Punk-Jaskier. please go read up on their posts but this can be read as a stand alone.

    what if in 2020, the school of wolf is reunited with Jaskier who was reincarnated after being assassinated centuries earlier?
    read to find out!

    remember to kudos and/or comment!

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    Joining Geralt for winter in Kaer Morhen for the third time, he is once more left to his own devices. He hated being alone.

    To save him from it all, he finally found himself getting to know the the man behind the few Witchers left. Vesemir showed interest in him, talked to him to fill the chilly hours with distraction. He was wise and full of history. He wasn't afraid to share that with him,

    And for a helpless romantic like himself, it wasn't hard to fall for a man like that.

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    After the mountain, Jaskier sets off to travel alone, but for some reason, he keeps meeting Witchers. So many Witchers. He finds out that they do make pretty great friends actually.

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    What Geralt doesn’t know is that in the years they’ve travelled separately, Jaskier has actually met several Witchers.

    Like """"met"""" them.

    They fucked. And here's how!

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