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    “The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.

    “I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.

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    Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.

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    “You are going to live with me. Shall I tell you all the reasons why in alphabetical order, or in order of your own stupidity? Your apartment building is snake invested. You are clearly too much of a toddler to handle your own living arrangements. If you end up homeless, Geralt will get mopey, and neither of us need that on our hands.” She counted them off on her fingers.

    Jaskier was pretty sure that she was forgetting the part where him moving in would enable her to complete the plan she had very clearly concocted where she was going to poison him and wear a stunning black number to the funeral, hiding her smirk behind running mascara and fake tears.

    Jaskier made a sound that was supposed to be indigent, but came out as more of a squeak than anything else, “And I don’t have a say in this?”

    -///-

    Or, Jaskier moves in with Yennefer. He's too busy worrying about being poisoned to realise he should actually be worried about falling in love.

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    It’s not easy being a witcher in love – and it’s not easy being a witcher’s beloved either: just ask Yenn and Jaskier. After their time in King Niedamir’s mountains, both of them have their reasons to be hating on Geralt of Rivia – but is it really any more than they hate on each other?

    After all, whatever would happen if the vengeful sorceress and philandering musician decided they have more in common than they once thought? Misery makes for strange bedfellows, and the enemy of my enemy is a potential hot hookup, isn’t that right...?

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    In 1848, Jaskier is hired to teach Ciri, a daughter from an obscenely wealthy family, to play the piano and takes up temporary residence in their house. He is quickly drawn to her impossibly beautiful and intimidating parents, Geralt and Yennefer.
    Things start to get a bit complicated when he finds himself falling for them both.

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    Plot kind of stolen from an anon on someone else's blog, sooooo hopefully that's alright. Original post: https://dandelionslute.tumblr.com/post/613543388734799872/his-mother-always-told-him-that-love-will-be-his

    "His mother always told him that love will be his hubris and he had always taken it for granted. Then Geralt yelled at him and it was stupidly /unfair/ because why is he taking the blame? And as he trudged down the mountain he thought fine, if Geralt wanted him gone he will be. From then on, not a single word dripped out of his mouth. In his silence, Jaskier had died and Julian continues in his lonesome back home. In the clutches of his mother’s “I told you so”s and a world without music."

    Content warnings for an abusive home life and anxiety.

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    Geralt made a wish to be bound the sorceress for a reason. Whatever she's after, he can't let it consume her.

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    Yennefer keeps running into the witcher and his bard, over and over again. And she envies what they have.

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    Jaskier is normally happy to share his witcher. But not with her.

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    Or: how Geralt, Jaskier, and Yennefer eventually get together, before and after the Mountain, and become parents to Ciri.

    (Technically a sequel, but stands alone as well.)

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    Jaskier was only vaguely aware that the bookstore opposite his florist shop, Buttercups and Dandelions, had closed. He became slightly more aware when a group of builders took up residence in the empty shop, as they made an awful lot of noise while they worked. Curiosity came into play when the shop’s new storefront was revealed. Chaos Tattoos, it proclaimed. Jaskier noticed the same group of five women entering and exiting the shop on a regular basis.

    The day before Chaos Tattoos was set to open, Jaskier was behind the counter making flower arrangements when the bell above his shop's front door tinkled. He turned, standing in the entrance to his shop was one of the women he’d seen going in and out of the new tattoo parlour. The first thing Jaskier noticed about her was that she had black hair, he didn’t get a chance to notice a second thing because she turned to face him and his brain short circuited.

    “I’m from Chaos across the road, name’s Yennefer. We wanted to know if you sold potted plants or just cut flowers?” she asked.

    Jaskier stared at her for a moment before blurting, “Yes,” and clamping his mouth shut with an audible click.

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    “Huh. I thought you would be bigger.”

    Gerald paused, halfway through lowering himself into his bath, and stared at Jaskier. “What?”

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    Geralt felt a bitter chuckle spring to his lips, “I would rather be dead. At least then, I’m with him.”

    -///-

    Or, Jaskier dies. Geralt mourns. Yennefer made a promise she might not be able to keep.

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    "Don't pretend to care, I know you don't."

    -///-

    Or, Yennefer has a fight with Geralt. Jaskier takes her side.

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    “Seriously, Jaskier, do you really think that Geralt would let just anyone follow him around for years? That man is an impenetrable fortress, he has walls built up around his heart that no one has scaled in the near-century he’s been alive. No one but you. The bard, plain and human, nothing particularly interesting about him-”

    “Hey!”

    “And yet, here you are. One of the two people in this entire universe that has caught and held Geralt of Rivia’s attention for longer than a fortnight.” Yennefer finishes firmly, ignoring his interjection. Jaskier slowly closes his mouth, tries to swallow around his weighty tongue. “He loves you, Jaskier. Maybe he doesn’t even realize it, maybe it’s a different kind of love entirely, but make no mistake, what Geralt feels for you is just as strong and all-encompassing as what he feels for me.”

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    aka the fic where Yennefer and Jaskier bond over their shared love for Geralt and their utter inability to confess it. And somewhere along the way, they end up falling in love with each other.

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    The story is this: Ciri is with Geralt for a year before Nilfgaard catches up to them on their way to Novigrad, and Geralt is overtaken, but not before Ciri escapes.

    The story is also this: Yennefer inadvertently finds Jaskier after the Battle of Sodden Hill, and the bard cares for her through a fever. When she wakes, she learns more about the man than she ever would've had he been at the White Wolf's side.

    The story also happens to be this: Jaskier goes home to Oxenfurt following the false Dragon Hunt, and is called forth to become a professor and a scholar. Yennefer appears in the winter, and he cares for her, and they do fall in love. And a year goes by since the witcher's departure, and the story... shifts a little to the left.

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    Jaskier just wanted to be a famous bard. Geralt just wanted some peace and quiet and for the world to remain simple. Yennefer just wanted some power. Renfri is a badass. Jaskier is the reluctant Dragonborn, and chaos ensues.

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    4/?
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    “I want you to help me heat partner Geralt,” Jaskier says, and Yennefer . . . pauses, and tilts her head.

    “Sorry?” she says.

    “You know how omega witchers are completely insatiable?” Jaskier says. “Yeah, that doesn’t really get more manageable when they’re in heat.”

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    Yennefer, Jaskier, and food: an accidental courtship in four meals.

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    Geralt is a child and his life has so many possible paths, stretching before him like a great tree. He loves to talk and create and play make-believe, and his mother always says he’ll be an excellent artist, singer, writer, sculptor. Even when the witchers take him, he thinks that he can make beautiful things, someday. After he’s killed enough monsters. Surely he’ll have enough stories to inspire him.

    He believes he has a choice in his own future right up until the trials.

    Or: Witchers don't retire. They stay on the Path until it kills them. They hunt monsters and they want nothing from life. This isn't exactly by choice.

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    “I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”

    “Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”

    They were half way through the second bottle by now, and their shoulders were touching. She could feel the hard line of Jaskier’s thigh against hers. She was very aware of the chest hair visible at the open neck of his shirt, and how he could probably see down her dress from here. She hadn’t moved to put any distance between them and neither had he.

    “Why are we still talking about him? I don’t care about Geralt of Rivia any more,” lied Yennefer.

    “Nor do I,” Jaskier lied back.

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    Never go between the tree and the bark, they say. But what about between the witcher and the sorceress?


    Jaskier pines. And then he wiggles his way into a threesome.

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    Она поставила этих двоих на колени. И сковала магией запястья за спиной.

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    After the gods-awful mess that was the dragon hunt, Jasier finds himself sulking (not unusual) in the company of a certain raven-haired sorceress (very unusual) who also seems to be sulking (Melitele's tits, what is going on here?). What happens when two unlikely companions get wasted off their asses and bitch about he-who-shall-not-be-named (Geralt)? Fluff, apparently.

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    1/1
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    17
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