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    Whilst investigating unusual rift activity in the Castle Arcade, the Torchwood team get transported to 13th century continental Europe, where, apparently, magic exists. There they meet a Witcher, a bard, and mage, who try to help them get home.

     

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    Yennefer's megascope sings loudly, awakening her from a peaceful dream.
    The words ‘time travel’ fall from Geralt’s mouth and Yennefer develops a stress headache. The words ‘time travelers' fall from Jaskier’s lips and she goes back to bed, telling them both that - if the danger was not immediate - she’ll be with them in the morning after a decent night’s sleep.

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    Tosh and Yennefer bond over science. Ianto needs coffee. Gwen wants a proper wash. Jack has a (quiet) existential crisis. And Jaskier becomes an ancestor.

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    Yennefer is the most feared pirate on the sea, in search of a great treasure.

    Jaskier stows away on her ship, in hopes of escaping his stifling life.

    Geralt saves them both from death.

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    Jaskier only ever sees Geralt at night. The two of them gather like shades in the draughty hall of the castle, huddling close around whatever pitiful sputter of a fire Geralt coaxes up at the hearth. There is very little to say. The cold has long stolen the sing from Jaskier’s song; Geralt, he suspects, is already half-turned to stone.

    Cintra fell to winter seven years ago; a bitter, cursed winter, a cold that kills all who set foot in it. Only a fool would venture into the frozen wastes of Cintra now, and Yennefer of Vengerberg is no fool. Not until she encounters a broken mirror and a thieving crow — a crow that is not, in fact, a crow at all.

    When the thing that matters most to her is stolen, Yennefer will do anything to get it back. But she is not the only victim of this tangled curse, and the more she learns about Geralt and Jaskier's plight, the less she seems to know.

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    Yennefer had killed a great many men and a fair few women. Most of them – almost all of them – had done something to deserve it. They were violent, selfish people and watching them die she felt nothing but the satisfaction of a job well done. What had Jaskier done, to bring this fate upon himself? He’d written a song. An insulting song about a nobleman with, evidently, very thin skin.

     

    Yennefer is one of the most skilled assassins on the Continent; she trained for years at Aretuza to learn to kill without hesitation or remorse. But when she's hired to kill an unexpectedly charming bard she impulsively decides to throw it all away and start a new life. But the man who wants Jaskier dead is impatient and merciless enough to hire a witcher and witchers are brutal, unfeeling creatures.

    ...Aren't they?

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    Jaskier is adrift following his stumbling retreat down the mountain and away from everything he had thought consistent in his life. Yennefer understands the importance of approaching problems from a place of power, and knows just who to reunite with to do so.

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    Yennefer needs a bard for a spell, so of course the only one available is fucking Jaskier.

    Bard magic AU.

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    I Want Everything, a Yennefer-centric series of interlinked character studies. This is heavily character-centric, with some hints at plot. Yennefer of Vengerberg wants everything, but what does “everything” even mean? With typical chaotic verve, Yennefer kisses a lot of different people, lies around trying to do healing (on herself and others), attempts to teach a child magic and considers whether the dance Emhyr var Emreis is doing on the barrows of his enemies is a waltz.
    Originally this was drabbles meant to help me remember how in the hell creative writing worked, but of course they all grew legs and would not stay 100 words long. This is the new summary, written after I’d actually finished the bastard thing, so if you’re thinking “hmmm those tags and name look familiar but the summary is different” that’ll be why! Enjoy :)

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    Jaskier's first time was less than ideal. Yennefer sets out to remedy that.

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    “He knows what the rules are—no interrupting, and no touching himself.” Yennefer looks over to where Jaskier is still trying to hump the bed, and he guiltily stops, though his body aches to keep chasing what little delicious friction he could find. “If you’re too soft to discipline him properly, I’ll make you.”

    Geralt’s pupils expand with lust. He knows what she’s implying—it’s something they’ve discussed before, Yennefer using her magic to control Geralt like she did so long ago in Rinde. Consensually, is the key difference here, and it’s something they’d all been very into when Yennefer first brought it up.

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    Jaskier has a deadline to get through, and his lovers have made themselves scarce so he can concentrate. Except their absence makes his usually low-simmering touch starvation roar to life.

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    Geralt and Yennefer have a perfectly fine relationship where they save all their polite energy for the interactions they have in front of their nearly grown daughter. But when both of them separately begin to casually date a sweet, thoughtful musician, perhaps that same force that softened them can also bring them together again. Trouble is, Jaskier has played this game before. Just once he wants to be kept. He wants to be in the relationship with them. For as long as they'll let him.

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    "I stole your shampoo," she tells him. "Ran out of mine and was too lazy to go buy more." 

    "It's nice," he says, more awake now. He nuzzles his face against her neck, and she tilts her head up so he can place kisses against her jaw. "Now we smell the same." 

    It makes her eyes roll. "We use the same laundry detergent and moisturizers, idiot. We always smell the same."

    "It's a good smell," he defends, and she hums in agreement.

     

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    a lazy (horny) day in the lives of roommates with benefits yennefer and jaskier

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    There were three businesses sandwiched together on Main Street. Those who worked at the three stores had a deal. Kaer Mocha supplied everyone with their morning coffee. Wolfish Appetites supplied the mid-day snacks. The Last Wish always lent out books for the slow days.

    There was one more thing they shared. Gossip.

    Lambert and Keira thought their ‘relationship’ was on the down-low but it was the worst kept secret. Jaskier had fifty dollars on Eskel asking Cerys to marry him within the next month, Triss bet it wouldn’t happen for another six, and Geralt had money on Cerys asking Eskel first. And yet, the current pièce de résistance was the rich CEO who’d moved into town and taken a shining to Geralt—who was painfully, hilariously oblivious.

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    Jaskier is imprisoned by some people who want to profit off the fact that he’s a siren. He eventually escapes but gets badly injured.
    Fearing retaliation, they hire a Witcher to deal with the problem.

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    "This is my child," says Jaskier, with an entirely straight face, hand on Ciri's shoulder.

    "And that...is..."

    "My beautiful lover," says Jaskier, earnestly, "who I will soon make an honest woman out of."

    He can hear Yennefer grinding her teeth.

    Or, post episode 6, Jaskier finds his tenure at Oxenfurt rudely interrupted by a Child Surprise and a witch, and becomes a family man. Shenanigans ensue.
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    “I’m your lover from a past life,” said Geralt.

     

    “Oh,” said Jaskier. “Okay. Well. I’ve heard a lot of pick up lines in my time but that, that’s a new one on me, actually.”

     

    “It’s not a pick up line.”

     

    “It’s not?” Jaskier sat dubiously back in his chair. “So. Are you – not trying to pick me up?”

     

    Geralt looked askance. “I guess it’s a pick up line.”

     

    Geralt and Yennefer live forever; Jaskier lives again, and again. It takes him a while to come around to the idea.

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    Jaskier loves Geralt, Geralt loves Yennefer, and they're both lucky that Yennefer loves them enough to help them get their shit together.

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    She keeps on marching through the crowds, keeping her head down, knowing that she just needs to get back to her room, because she can already feel the treacherous tears building behind her eyes and then she can start figuring out what she can do next, because she sure as hell is not staying here and—

    “Yennefer!” the body she has just bumped into cheerily calls.

    She sighs as she sees who it is, because the last person that she needs to see right now is Julian bloody Panktraz.

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    “Remind me again why I’m moving in with you."

     

    Jaskier lolled his head back to grin at her. “Because you love me,” he said, and winked.

     

    “I do not,” said Yennefer. “You disgust me.”

     

    “Counterpoint,” said Jaskier, “you think I’m adorable.”

     

    Geralt is good at putting Ikea furniture together. Yennefer supervises. Jaskier spectates.

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