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    some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.

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    100/?
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    Jeff Goldblum makes every misheard lyrics video better.

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    basically just a super gay crack fic about thanulk and they (spoiler) get pregnant but who the FUCK is the father

    this is ft the thanulk gc on twitter
    main contributors:
    laura || @lesbeanbett
    amelia || @valkarolss
    jess || @photonstark
    eren || @xHulkology
    akira || @captstevebarnes

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    4/?
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    Even more strange things happen in the small, once quaint and quiet sleepy town of Twin Peaks, Washington. Enough to warrant an investigation by a secret government division known as the X-Files unit. First, it was the case of Laura Palmer. Now it's getting stranger.

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    2/?
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    授权翻译,原作者elenatria,原作地址 https://archiveofourown.org/works/13783875/chapters/31684395

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    中文
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    5/?
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    25
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    When Joe Mazzello was five years old, his grandfather pulled him away from playing with a few local children in the garden, to give him a present. Even though it wasn't his birthday.

    It was an old leather necklace with a real silver bullet hanging in the center as a makeshift pendant.

    "This belonged to my father, grandfather and his father before him. It has been passed down in The Valet Family for generations and now it's all yours."

    It hung heavy, dipping into his shirt where no one else could see. But he slowly tugged it back out again and examined it more closely. There were words carved into the side of the cool metal, an old sort of fancy cursive. It took a little more time but he was able to decipher the text:

    "The strength of the pack is the wolf and the strength of the wolf is the pack." He read clumsily under his breath, stumbling over a few words, but Grandpa heard it all anyway.

    "Exactly, pup. Exactly. Rudyard Kipling wrote that."

    "What does it mean, Grandpa?" He asked, sliding his small hand into his grandfather's as they walked.

    "You'll understand when you're older."

     

    His grandfather was killed in a "hunting accident" the next day.

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    The story behind Conan's nickname given to him by Jeff Goldblum

    "Nice grippy bottom"

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    Three instances where Queen had a impact on Joe's life.

    [1992,1994,2018]

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    2/3
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    37
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    3
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    Reader wins a contest and gets to spend the day with her favorite celebrities Jeff Goldblum, Jeremy Irons, and William "Willem" Dafoe and things get smutty.

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    3/3
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    Luke had no idea why Michael was freaking out over the man across the room.

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    100
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    1/1
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    13
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    216
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    Wren Blackwood, a film studio employee, meets Jeff Goldblum and is enraptured by him. She is hired as his personal assistant, and on New Year's Eve, their real feelings come forward and things get sexy.

    × × × × ×

    This is my first attempt at smut so please be kind! I just really love Jeff Goldblum and noticed an absolute lack of, uh, ""fiction"" surrounding him, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Eat your heart out 😘

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    1/1
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    2
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    30
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    "Winry managed to look fucking superb for someone who drove like 900 miles in a day. If Lan Fan lacked self awareness she would have called it jealousy, but no, as a certified lesbian this was just stage 5 gay, prognosis: incurable."

    Lan Fan is an MMA fighter about to compete in her first championship fight in Las Vegas. She's also a useless lesbian with a heavyweight crush on Ling's boyfriend's best friend.

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    1/?
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    His wife is cheating and he wants to make her feel the way he did

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    Jeff calls Tom once a week.

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    老夫少妻甜蜜日常

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    Yoongi has a boyfriend person kinda...

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    1/1
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    Tom hasn't smiled for a long long time. He hasn't spoken to Chris either. The truth is, Chris has a lot more to share, things Tom could never think of.
    Meeting after the premiere of "Thor:Ragnarok" is their last chance.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    258
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    24
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    You’ve been fired and just want to curl up in a bar, then you’re day is changed by a mathematician which a chaos theory.

    It’s better than it sounds.

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    Any way the wind blows

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    34
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    1/1
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    25
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    56
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    632
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    The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And Matt, on April Fool's Day.

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    1,374
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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    248

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