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    The Grand Tour presenters are given the chance to race alien spaceships. Loser has to pay a very alien price.

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    Richard Hammond may start driving safely one day, but today is not that day, and that's mostly okay.

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    Every other day a new smutty story about the Top gear members. Inspired by a writing prompt and influenced of course by you dear reader.
    (Chapters titled by pairing.)

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    6/?
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    Set in the TG heyday. No-one is married anymore. Richard is broken from his divorce, something has to be done before he implodes and takes the show and everything else with him. Jeremy needs to be the one to do it.

    I've not written fanfic for a decade and never MM or TG before. Sorry it has not been beta-d and I'm writing on WordPad after misplacing my Word Licence! Always grateful for feedback. Chapter 1 doesn't need a rating but it will ramp-up in later chapters.

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    14/?
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    it’s late spring/early summer in 2006 and the boys are making the US special. It's a project with major highs and absurd lows, and somehow it made them all decide that they wanted many other adventures just like it. This is a quiet exploration of that. A secret santa fic for Pippinmctaggart. Gen with subtext or OT3-lite with a slight Ja/R leaning.

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    Jeremy and Richard always bicker about the other's height. One day James gets fed up.

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    Jeremy said stupid things about party themes. Andy, of course, took them in the most annoying way possible.

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    Prompt words: Race, celebration.

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    Jeremy captures a moment of perfect happiness and contentment.

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    16
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    2
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    My attempt at the Fictober 2019 challenges, each day a new chapter. This years challenge was quotes. Small fics, not beta-ed, but enough to get me writing and posting every day. Some are gen, most are slash. Parings and warnings vary but will be tagged.

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    31/31
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    5
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    22
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    3
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    James walks in on Jeremy and Richard having some fun in the office. Turns out none of them really mind.

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    1/1
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    Jeremy challenges Twitter to write a Grand Tour script. The results are seriously rubbish.

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    The Grand Tour has started up again, but Jeremy has a dilemma. While Clarkson and May had always had an unspoken fling while filming, last season Jeremy also ended up in bed with Hammond... on several occasions. Neither partner knew of his adventures with the other. Would they both continue this time round, or would one prevail?

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    English
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    468
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    Both Jeremy and James loved their Hammond, for more than a few reasons, but his small size was something they could both agree too.

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    1/1
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    Kinktober Challenge Day 4

    Spitroasting

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    Джереми, Джеймс и Ричард отправляются в милый дом в лесу, чтобы наконец открыть глаза Хаммонду на то, что он любит их, а они его. Но, кажется, есть кто-то, кто хочет им помешать.

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    Русский
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    Over years, across continents, they always find a reason to come back to each other, no matter what.

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    They keep the briefcase, because the things in it had already been paid for and James was pretty sure that the props intern wasn't interested in attempting to return them. [TGT Rotterdam episode, the one with the briefcase full of sex toys.]

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    1/1
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    18
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    It had to happen. The guys are living in a hollowed out volcano enjoying themselves, but nobody ever checked the location. Which makes all the difference when James experiments with an earthquake machine.

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    English
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    228
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    They had always been connected. This seemed almost inevitable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    632

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