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    When Richard gets drunk, he gets emotional. When James gets drunk, he turns philosophical. Jeremy is just quieter. Drabble

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    There was a rumour that a job was being advertized: PA to 3 Grumpy Old Men

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    James decides to reassemble an alien Tripod. Crackfic.

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    The Grand Tour presenters are given the chance to race alien spaceships. Loser has to pay a very alien price.

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    Jeremy is eighty-three years old when he draws his last breath.

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    “How long have you known?” James counters, eyebrow raised and looking smug. Dangerous.

    “I…I…what?”

    “How long have you known you fancy men?”

    Fancy men, Jesus Christ. How the devil has James found out?

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    James feels, in this abstruse moment, an insinuating lurch of a traitorous notion, that he isn’t where he is supposed to be anymore.

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    One thing is being pleasantly impressed by how brilliantly a colleague of yours has responded to an almost unilateral breakup, another thing is finding him so bloody tempting to try and kiss him - and whatever comes next

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    Richard Hammond may start driving safely one day, but today is not that day, and that's mostly okay.

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    Tonight! I interview the worst driver... in the world.

    Richard looks at a man in leather trousers...

    And the N5 Motorworks Rulan S is on our track.

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    The Grand Tour comes to a halt in Mongolia, where Jeremy and James reach an agreement about Hammond and John.

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    Jeremy once said - jokingly - in an interview that he'd rather die than have either Richard or James do first aid on him......he never expected it to be put to the test though.....

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    March 2015
    The Stig drops off a set of instructions for building a car-based time machine as Jeremy sits at home debating his future. Naturally, Jeremy ropes Richard and James in to help him. He's thinking that going back to February and sorting things out seems like a good plan.

    As usual, there's quite a bit of difference between what they were planning, and what actually happens.

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    Richard Hammond never told anyone what he had seen between Rimac stopping its tumble down the slope and him crawling out before it burst to flames.

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    Jeremy wants to play with Richard, he needs a new sub and he thinks Richard would make sure a lovely one, but he will take some training.

    I accidentally missed out chapter 6, it is now in there, sorry if it didn't fully make sense!

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    Jeremy's at the end of his rope following dismissal from the BBC. He takes a fateful drive down the A303

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