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    If you had told Patrick, at age 16, that the enigmatic boy in the monochrome outfit, who looked terrified to be standing in front of Mrs. Schitt's fourth period history class was going to change his life, he never would have believed you.

    He would have been wrong.
     

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    Or; Patrick's life during You Have No Home, You Have No Walls.

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    Opens with some very intense Patrick-on-bottom sex leaning into the wedding the next day - leading us to the honeymoon!

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    The fact of the matter is that Alexis Rose hasn’t spoken with her brother at least for three months, and how could she, when she had one job and it was to become a fucking #bossbabe and she fucking blew it, like she was just about to eat the world when the fucking world spat her right out.

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    8
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    1953
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    This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.

    When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.

    The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.

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    458
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    What if Moira is the one who is pregnant in Season 4 Episode 2?

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    Ten years after his Dad's death, Patrick finds himself diagnosed with the same illness. His worst fears, and loss of control coming true, David steps up to deliver his promise of 'In Sickness and in Health'

     

    [It ends ok]

    Sequel to 'In Case You Don't Live Forever' but can stand alone.

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    24/?
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    With the Roses out of the motel, and three of them far away from town, they each find their footing in new circumstances, with plenty of mishaps along the way. Sequel to "Thorns", although you don't have to have read it.

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    29
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    563
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    Fanart: A collection of flyers spotted around town in Schitt's Creek.

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    13/?
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    10
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    After losing everything, the Roses are forced to move to their only remaining asset, the town of Schitt's Creek. Also, the town is on the Hellmouth, and Alexis is the Slayer.

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    “Okay, if we’re going to do this, we need to set up some ground rules.” David had just turned the store’s sign to closed as Patrick began to deal with the cash register. At David’s declaration, he looked up, confused.

    “Hate to break it to you David, but we’ve been running this store together for a while now. It may be a bit late to retroactively lay out a bunch of rules.”

    David rolled his eyes and made his way to stand opposite Patrick, the counter between them. “I meant our whole fake dating thing. For the apartment discount.”

    Or the fake dating/roommates/mutual pining fic no one asked for, but I wrote anyway.

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    David Rose came into the world two months early, and the Rose’s were under the impression that they brought home a little baby girl from the NICU.

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    1/1
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    David never had to be the one make hard decisions in his family. He never had to be in charge. When a horrible accident outside Rose Apothecary changes the Rose family forever, David must be the one who steps up.

    As he he struggles to step up, he has never been more thankful for Patrick and the rest of Schitt's Creek.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
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    44
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    5
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    But the worst thing, the absolute worst thing about how instantly attracted he was to the new guy on the Cafe Tropical softball team was the fucking cliche of it all. A jock? Really? David felt like he was back in high school, pretending he was too cool to notice the tall boys in their letterman jackets strutting around the school.

    or, David has a reluctant crush on Jock!Pat.

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    1/1
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    12
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    When the Rose family loses it all because of a greedy business partner, they end up in a secluded community surrounded by forest.

    David becomes enamored with a mysterious stranger who has amber eyes and pale, ice cold skin.

    aka the Twilight/Midnight Sun AU no one asked for ❤️

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    43,431
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    54
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1523
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    "There were people there that made me feel like I had never seen another human before. They made me feel like I had never lived. I had seen alcohol, but never crystalline fountains of sun and bubbles that slosh through your very veins and heart, cresting like a halo through my better judgement, a single glass more expensive than my Yale tuition. I had seen girls, but never these wandering, opal beauties that came and went like moths, fluttering and twinkling with an arresting confidence that made me believe every word they said. I had seen men, but never…never David Rose."

     

    A Great Gatsby AU.

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    4/9
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    63
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    “A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea

    A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    26
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    131
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    6
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    504
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    David Rose technically owns Schitt Syrup Farms. Patrick Brewer technically works for their local rival Sugarbush Farms. What will happen when they meet at the Maple Festival out of town?

     

    (Everything’s basically the same except the Schitts have a maple syrup farm that David inherited as part of the town’s deed too.)

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    1
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    35
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    988
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    The Brewer-Rose Family and their crazy lives in Schitt's Creek.

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    Continuation of The Younger Years

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    52,640
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    128
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    140
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    6203
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    david wants to be better, for patrick.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    12
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    589
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    When Patrick decides to run for town council, David does too much to make sure he wins. Featuring Ronnie, cows, and terrible wine.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    747

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