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    Bethany Claire was the young daughter of David Rose. Trust me, it's still surprising to David that he has a daughter.

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    David has a daughter in New York before the Rose's moved to Schitt's Creek. Now he has to manage his relationship with Patrick with a third wheel.

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    1/?
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    1
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    David bites his lip and pulls his eyes from Patrick’s strong thighs to his face, finding Patrick’s own eyes on him, that warm smile still gleaming.
     
    He looks away, down to his sneakers and clean, damp concrete.

    He can see Jocelyn bouncing on the balls of her feet excitedly, her hands clasped together. "Well you know who Patrick is, this is his wonderful coach Ronnie! I think we'll all work very well together." 

     

    Or, the diving AU no one asked for.

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    Chapters:
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    The first time they had a chance to get out of this small town they were forced to live in is because someone finally decided to buy the town from them. In the end the deal fell through but for those few short hours, they did it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    79
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    Providing “behind-the-scenes” glimpses of Patrick’s and David’s life together post-Rachel, this work is mostly canon-compliant.

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    13/?
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    87
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    12
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    The 50 First Dates AU that you never knew you wanted.

    Patrick is new in town. He sees David one morning at the cafe and sparks fly. But there’s something about David that Patrick doesn’t know. Will it keep them apart? Or will love overcome all obstacles, even when it has to start from scratch every day?

    Title is taken from Falling by Alicia Keys

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    3/?
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    69
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    84
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    777
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    "He'd fucked up yet another game for the team, his second in a row, by missing a catch and allowing three runs to get by for the Yankees. The flub had lost them the game. Patrick had been heckled off the field. He didn't blame them. He sucked. Big time. Patrick put his car in park in the parking garage of Trent's building and leaned his head on the wheel. God Patrick was tired. He needed a change."

     

    After a six-year career with the Toronto Blue Jays, Patrick was tired and ready for a break. So he gets in his car and drives toward anything that makes him feel alive again. He ends up in Schitt's Creek where he meets a handsome stranger with a great business idea. Could this stranger be the exact answer Patrick has been searching for?

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    865
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    The Sleepless in Seattle AU you know you all wanted.

    David is a gallery owner in Toronto about to marry Jake, a man he's not sure he loves. Patrick is an accountant who recently moved to Seattle, grieving the loss of his wife and feeling guilt over the secret he never got a chance to share with her. It takes an accidental radio interview for their stories to collide.

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    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    501
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    Patrick thought all he needed to prepare was a song, he wasn't ready to give a monologue ... but there was one thing he knew well enough ...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    433
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    “Does that mean you’re open to entertaining my offer?” And David can’t help himself, he leers at Patrick just a little bit when he says it.

    Patrick blushes and laughs, “Okay, David. Let’s write a song together.”

    Inspired by the movie Music & Lyrics.

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    English
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    44,246
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    334
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3383
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    We're gonna be all right.

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    English
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    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    362
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    Red White and Royal Blue AU.

    David Rose, First Son of the United States, hates Patrick Brewer, First Son of Canada. That gets him into some trouble - and then a lot of trouble.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    531
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    87
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    David and Patrick make their way to the Schitt residence to meet Roland Jr. for the first time.

    Junior takes the Patrick like water on wet, but David needs more convincing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    384
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    Post episode 6x04: Jocelyn and Patrick talk about their relationships to the Roses.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    521
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    “What’re you thinking about?” Patrick asked.

    David set the candle he was holding back on the shelf. “Do you know what I got for my thirteenth birthday?” he asked.

    “Hmm,” Patrick said thoughtfully, “was that the year your dad gave you a basketball court, or the year Alexis was illegally squatting in the king of Norway’s summer palace?”

    David turned to face him, scowling. “Ok, firstly, the basketball court was for my bar mitzah and you know I’m sensitive about it.” Patrick tried his best to keep a straight face as David added, “And the other thing was when I was seventeen.”

    “Of course,” Patrick said mildly. “How could I forget?”

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    13
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    After a stunning comeback performance, New York Magazine goes in-depth with Moira Rose on the evening of her son's nuptials.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    816
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    “I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk,” Stevie had said, and now she’s gotten what she wished for.

    The motel burns down. Stevie and Twyla go for a drive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    305
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    48
    Hits:
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    It's a Wonderful Life AU
    David wishes that he was never born. His wish in granted but the outcome isn't what he expected.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    863
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    39: “Who cares if they saw?”

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    884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    901
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    "I used to date men and women," Jocelyn says, "in college."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7

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