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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    2/?
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    “You could conquer Westeros, John Carter.”

    And this first time that I heard the idea, I laughed.

    “I’m not the Beggar King,” I said. “I’ve never seen Westeros. I couldn’t find it on a map.”

    “Neither can Viserys,” Illyrio said. “And unlike him, you have military skill. If you were to marry the princess, and Viserys were to have an accident, then you would be in line to rule.”

    “So I kill Khal Drogo, marry the princess, conquer Westeros and serve as your happy, useful idiot.”

    “More or less. You don’t wish to bed Daenerys?”

    ---

    Just another Martians-in-Westeros story, in which John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs Mars (Barsoom) novels (and John Carter film) are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, thereby fulfilling two separate prophecies. The story is primarily Dejah’s journey. Some cautions: John Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas on race, sex and gender might be considered unenlightened. Dejah Thoris is very good at killing people, but she feels bad afterwards.

    The longest Game of Thrones fic on this site is 1.5 million words. This story will exceed that, whether anyone reads it or not.

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    50/?
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    30
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    30
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    9
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    2234
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    John Carter si prepara a dare inizio al suo piano.
    Iniziativa: Questa storia partecipa al #Writober 2019 di Fanwriter.it.
    Prompt: 17. Cartolina
    Numero parole: 101.

    Series
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    Italiano
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    103
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Rory starts a club. He regrets it.

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    15/?
    Comments:
    41
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    221
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    34
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    Prompt: An obscure AU

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    100
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    494
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    Una double-drabble ambientata nl periodo in cui John Carter è bloccato sulla Terra e sogna di poter tornare su Marte dalla sua sposa.
    Ha partecipato all'iniziativa Easter Egg Day.
    Prompt: Viaggi nel tempo e nello spazio.

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    Italiano
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    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    68
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    Disney Castle and its environs were filled with discord. The characters that inhabited this magical world were well aware of it. Whether they lived in the castle itself (and a lot did), or lived elsewhere on the campus, or even on the outskirts, near the train station, towards the Marvel Universe, they were aware of it. It existed. It was there. They felt it, or knew about it, or experienced it.

    The male characters tried to quietly ignore it, but it was there. With the female characters it was pretty much expected that they would have some sort of stance on the issue.

    The topic? The Disney Princess line.

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    1/1
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    1
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    23
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    2
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    Five snapshots of the ladies from several fandoms.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    491
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    Collection of daily drabbles. Fandoms and characters to be updated as I go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,100
    Chapters:
    30/30
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    156
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1549
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    During the war, Ahsoka lands on a strange planet, little knowing it would one day be her refuge.

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    1,136
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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    42
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    4
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    他在地球历十九世纪末的某年,准备被传送到位于英国伦敦附近的某个瑟恩洞,去执行一些任务。但是当他到达地球的时候,他发现所到之处的地方不是他熟悉的那个荒凉的洞穴,却是个看起来是个品味奇怪的有钱人家的密室,里面摆着各色巫术用品,他自己出现的地方则是一张小桌子,似乎充当了临时的祭台。

    Language:
    中文
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    1
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    372
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    A graphic/wallpaper I made of John Carter and Dejah Thoris from the 2012 movie John Carter.

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    1/1
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    Jessie Carter was watching her favorite movie one night when she's randomly sucked into it. Things only get stranger when John Carter says she's his younger sister. What's a girl to do? Help her new bro and have the adventure of a lifetime! Though things get complicated with a certain Thark leader and the Therns running around. Will she be able to survive Barsoom?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,248
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    654
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    Collection of lvl 4 drabbles

    Series
    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    15,576
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    2
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    29
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    1
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    1692
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    The thoughts behind some of Dejah's intense looks in the movie. Will eventually become a post movie story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    518
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    "My Uncle Jack didn't just leave me his journal, he left me a letter too,"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    499
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    There is work to be done even if John Carter is missing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    529
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    As the Regent of the Helium Royal Academy of Science and a Princess of Helium besides, Dejah Thoris understands the importance of rules and order. And the breaking of same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    3073
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    "Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, Regent of the Royal Helium Academy of Science, and newly wedded wife of John Carter, woke to screams."

    What happened while the lovers were parted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
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    94
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    12
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    2430
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    Touch the sky. Basically the whole movie in three and a half minutes, set to Nicki Minaj.

    Language:
    English
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    0
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    3
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