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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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chapter 31
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Defragmentation - homestuck - collide Dirk in beta bro's body, and simultaneously a 16 yo god in the veil. Dirk <> davepeta
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A game-breaking glitch shattered the session right before the game was won, but like all games, sburb has it's recovery protocols. Unfortunately, said protocols splintered everything across the known universe, and if this remixed Delta Session is going to get back on it's feet, Dirk is going to have to find them all before the reckoning catches up with them again, all while navigating the horrors of modern life and doing his best to not fuck up raising a child. But he accepted the responsibility of his splinters and he's going to follow through with it, because that's what a Heart player does.
Basically the Strider family figuring out wtf to do with feelings shit with a side of broken sburb nonsense.
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Stories about college kids with nothing better to do than party and screw their lives up. Somewhere in between they get school stuff done.
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read later
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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There's a lot of things that I could say but for this bookmark, I'll just say that this is a really good rewrite and I'm really looking forward to next chapters!
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Cryptogramology and Other Useless* Approaches to Meaningful Communication by light_rises for hitorisakurindou
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Dec 2013
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It happens a few days after your dad stops talking to you.
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godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better" by Agonist, BrushBandit, girlpillz, KeeperofManyNames, lasciviousWildheart, SarahZedig
Fandom: Homestuck
19 Nov 2023
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an ongoing story about gender, loneliness, and violence on and around Earth C. features:
the existential dread of retcon,
june eg8ert's messy transition,
several romances,
a war on the moon,
and the horrible responsibility of choice.
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Dave's been planning something for a good five years. Here's the aftermath.
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Dave reflects on his part and future over Bro's corpse.
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Dave takes his life situation into his own hands
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John is a small mermaid living in the deep seas, he gets caught up in a current during a storm and he is tossed far away from his home. On his journey back home, he finds himself on a human fishing vessel. When he is brought up to the surface, a small human child vouches on his behalf and aims to have John sent back home.
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You knew going out without that stupid mask would bite you in the ass soon.
And of course your dumbass forgot your inhaler, so your chest feels tight, and you’re silently freaking out while you finish some spam you made for lunch, flashing Dave a little smile when you meet his gaze. You’re back inside and bathed now (thank God), sitting on stools at a fancy little counter behind the kitchen sink, technically in the dining room.
You try to keep your breaths silent and slow, you don’t want him to hear that disgusting wheeze from your swollen lungs, but your rapid heartbeat is demanding otherwise. I need air, asshole, your body is screaming, so you breathe faster and louder so as not to faint. You stare off into the kitchen, concentrating. Chewing your food slowly. Trying to breathe.
Of course you notice John’s acting weird. Of course. He’s the only other person around, he’s perhaps the biggest part of your life.
He’s very obviously trying to hide whatever it is, flashing you quick smiles whenever your eyes meet over the counter, so you say nothing. Until his breathing starts picking up noticeably.
“Are you... okay, dude?”
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- Part 2 of Apocalypsestuck
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apocalypse 2 also john has schizophrenia and i want to hug them both
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“ ‘One friend. Okay?”
“You narrow your eyes. “Why?”
“Take-out when we get back, your pick. And a not-crappy school year.”
You weigh the options in your head quietly, trying your best to school your face into a neutral expression beneath your pointy-tipped shades, a smaller replica of Bro’s. On one hand, all the kids you’ve seen in this town so far are nerdy-looking and probably aren’t allowed to have Doritos. On the other hand, take-out sounds pretty good, and by take-out you mean McDonald’s because you always want McDonald’s.
You nod at him firmly. “Deal.’”
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a tale of one young dave strider and the first friend he made after moving.
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title from mary’s song (oh my my my) by taylor swift
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they are so small, I'm holding them gently
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Holy shit. Well written children
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SO KYUTEEE
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John, a college student, runs into an old friend he's been out of touch with for some time while walking. Things are a little different than he expected, but not THAT different.
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It will be your world, John, she told you. Didn’t she know how much this would hurt? You don’t understand these colors without her. You don’t want to. Time is confusing and heavy and humid and you can’t carry it at all. You resent its place on your shoulders. You can’t even begin to grasp space, big and distant and terrifying. This can’t be for you. Not all of it. You don’t want their lives. You wanted them alive.
or: the heir accepts his birthright.
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- Part 3 of Homestuck
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FUCK SHIT HELL FUCK. CLUTCHES MY HEART AND CRUMPLES TO THE GROUND.
complete
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Incorrect quotes: Putting Homestuck characters in non-canon and unlikely situations, for the funnies :D
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Incorrect quotes
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The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.
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- Part 1 of Things That Complicate Shit
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Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
[Your friendly neighborhood post-retcon Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapterfic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures featuring some standard AU settings.]- Language:
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Soulmates are found by kissing, and John has a silly habit of kissing his girl friends the first time he meets them, just in case. Dave visits for the first time and points out that he's missing some options there...not at all with an agenda to kiss one of his earliest crushes and first loves. Totally, absolutely not. He doesn't expect anything to come of it, though. Naturally, it doesn't go as Dave expected in damn near any way.
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- Part 10 of Everything Johndave
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Cute!
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johndave soulmates (kissing soulmate gives you a golden string attaching your wrists!) polyam bi boys. love em :>
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Dirk would rather not share, but how can you lay claim to something that isn't even yours? Or, in his case, to someone he's sure he has no chances with.
John in the meantime is just confused by his own feelings, the nature of which might either fix or make things worse, but you'll never know which it is if you never try.-
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A peaceful Earth, five major powers united in global governance. An International Space Service, exploring the stars for new homes and signs of life.
An ever-expanding Alternia, convinced of its own supremacy, willing to tolerate no threats, willing to acknowledge no others.
A species with a history drowning in its own blood, in turning on itself, in destroying anything that seems other, in taking any excuse for a war.
(That last one was humanity. Trolls are about to find out they've made a big fucking mistake.)
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a whole series this time
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You shouldn't have gotten so drunk. You should have said no. You should have fought harder to stop them.
What kind of man are you?