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    karkat has a day out on the town

     

    (if you arent familiar with homestuck, the only thing you have to know before going into this fic is that karkat is a troll. sorry its not super obvious in my writing T_T next time ill be sure to draw more attention to the fact that hes a troll.)

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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    UPDATE SCHEDULE:
    LATE EVENING EST MWF / EARLY MORNING EST TThSa
    OCCASIONAL DOUBLE UPDATES AS I HAVE THE GUMPTION FOR IT

    (Technically 23/365)

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    "I mean, I just can't imagine a world in which, realistically, the chicken came first. Unless we're talking about specifically "Chicken's" eggs, and not the concept of eggs in general, in which case, fuck you, be clearer next time, asshole who invented this stupid hypothetical." Dave said, angrily bouncing back and forth on his heels while John set a plastic bag down on the ground for the two of them. Dave stared off into the distance, bushy blonde brows furrowed in a significantly larger fury display than such a silly topic probably warranted - nevertheless, fury is what he possessed.

    "Plutarch, I think." John chimed in helpfully, swiping across Wikipedia on their phone.

    "Right, Plutarch these balls, then."

    49/365

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    You hold your breath in the bathtub until you see stars.

    Runs in the family, you guess.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your BRO has disappeared. You're sure he's fine. You're increasingly unsure you're fine.

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    "So I said to the guy, "That's not a skeleton, that's my wife!"" John shouts to a table full of roaring adventurers, howls of laughter filling the tavern. One of them passes a flagon of ale to the armor-clad warrior, and John gives them a little two-fingered salute, grabbing it by the handle and looking down into the fuzzy foam.

    The door gets kicked open by a boot clad in rusted, dented iron, a fellow knight dragging a broken bastard sword behind him, snapped cleanly in half from the tip down. Sir Strider lifts his visor up and then pulls back the hood of his coif. His presence a mild deterrent, a battle-worn body carrying itself across the tavern's floor and sitting across the table from John, shoving a small dwarven smith out of the way (he scrabbles angrily but slinks away into the crowd). Sir Strider pulls his sword up, still heavy despite its decapitation, and plants it firmly in the table. "You. Knight Egbert."

    John musses their hair a little bit, pulling out a lengthy warpick and dropping it on the table in return, causing it to rattle. "That's me, alright. To whom do I owe the honor?"

    21/365

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    giving your best friend and crush advice over a breakup would be so much easier if it meant he realised he had feelings for you;
    instead of it being the exact opposite and you are left trying to get over him again.

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    Dave wants to have a talk with John, a one-on-one, man to man. Dave uses the advice and life lessons he's learnt from his bro to get his way with John, and Dave's not taking no for an answer.

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    A silly little series of ships (platonic, romantic, and blackrom!) between John and many of his friends. Surely there's nothing deeper under the surface...

     

    ...right?

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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

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    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

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    The beta kids end up with the wrong guardians and a new session is made.

    (Unbetaded, will fix errors later)

    (This is based on a fanfic I made on fanfiction.net.... wich I never finished writing)

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    This is why when you woke up to see the familiar filthy, flaky popcorn ceiling, you didn’t immediately freak out.

    The word immediately is the key word there.

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    Where Dave finds himself in time trouble (of course he does).

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    john had a long summer. it's about time casey gets a birthday party.

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    Everything hurts. Your sliced bicep screams with every movement and your battered chest throbs sharply each time you take a breath. Your entire back burns fiercely. There’s a nasty bruise forming on your jaw, you can feel it.

    Bro is standing a good few feet away, coolly assessing you. It’s obvious that you’re not doing too hot and you wonder when this fight will end. The answer is not now, because he’s raising his sword and gearing up to swing.

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    Dave sees absolutely nothing wrong with his home life. His friends do.

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    DAVE STRIDER has never used a magical camera to start a school blog. He's never actually gone to school, befriended a troll, or helped someone hack into anti-no-maj-firewalls.

    But all that is about to change when a not-so-mysterious letter arrives by crow messenger: a letter with an invitation to what some might call child prison. There he finds not only friends, magical social media, and a cranky roommate, but a weird destiny that's been following him...all of them.

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    Dirk strider's life is like an old car. close to falling apart, but still working.

    Dirk strider had a simple life, he had three jobs that didn't pay enough and a cool younger brother to take care of. or at least, that's untill he met Jake English, his new nosy neighbor from across the hall.
    a man who insist on making Dirk's life a tiny bit harder than it has to be, by forcing him to follow his dream.

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    The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.

     

    Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It

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    4/?
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    27
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