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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    Being thrown into a world-wide apocalyptic event is not something to be taken lightly, especially when it turns out you might be part of the problem.

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    john has been in the rushing city of new york for almost a year now, hiding from feelings and past friends but mainly, high school. and dave hasn't changed much except that he is undeniably cuter and so much easier to hold. so when john passes out in his bathroom after impulsive acceptance to get together, and dave finds him, everything falls together again.

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    TW FOR SUICIDE AND PTSD/HOMOPHOBIA/ANXIETY
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    “I know ——, Dave…—, stay ——, okay?”

    “Yes, please—————— not worth it. Don’t —— about it.”

    “If — wants to be an ————-well, He’s missing —— out —— great guy, Dave.”

    “I just need some alone time, guys.” Dave Strider spoke his first words since 15:00.

    “It’s three forty… hey, Dave, you’ll be —, right?”

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    Dave has a study date with John but has to take his little brother, Dirk.

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    Dave's twin brother Dirk convinced him to visit his casino in Vegas.
    Dave's twin brother is the owner of a casino in Vegas, Dirk convinced Dave to pay his place a visit. After a few nights of Dave boring himself with gambling and drinking, Dave considers doing something a bit new to him... going to a brothel.
    John Egbert is a prostitute working in a brothel outside of the Vegas area, he quickly decides to make best friends with a guy he met on the job, and along with his offer for friendship, John offers Dave plenty of benefits.
    Music Playlist

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    It all starts once Dave Strider finds out he has a bean fetish...

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    This is a jokefic/crackfic! My friend Hans gave me the idea and I just kinda wrote it I guess.
    Cover made by Hans!

    Homestuck and all the characters in this fic were made by Andrew Hussie.

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    (Meat? Or candy?)

    The tale of Dave Elizabeth Weezy Elliott Thee Stallion Strider who lives in Texas, Troll Kingdom. To say any more would spoil the story.

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    John Egbert thought he'd play a little month long prank on his roommate, Dave Strider. John decided to make a fake account to entice Dave to unknowingly online date him. Quickly, John's plan backfires on him.

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    Giftswap fill for nihilBliss
    Dave and Rose get their sibling bond on post game. Affection, fluff, ridiculous memes and even more ridiculous references, and some serious discussion ensue.
    Minor/Background relationships of: Kanaya/Rose, John & Dave, and Kanaya/Karkat (Moirallegiance)

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    John, the black shepard dog, is missing his favorite little shih tzu.
    His dad takes him on a car ride to visit Dave.

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    After Dave, the shih tzu, goes to the groomers his best friend visits.

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    John is a tiny shepard pup. He gets introduced to a brand new friend.

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    Dave, the shih-tsu, is walking along the street with his owner.
    When he spots a familiar pup, he does all he can to gain his attention.

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    John is a sweet dog and he pays a visit to his best friend and even brings him a gift.

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    John has a guest over, he spiked the drink in hopes of getting John venerable so he can commit a misdeed.
    But John's roommate comes home to the scene.

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    The trolls have lost Alternia and all of their territories to an alien invasion and had to escape to a new planet. The remaining trolls are weakened due to being overtaken by an opposing force greater then them. The trolls land on earth where they are greeted with unhappy humans. The trolls don't want a war they can't win, so they make a peace treaty to let the troll live peacefully. Some humans aren't as friendly as others. This is the story of how they adapt to the new world the live in.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and now you know you're human... so why do you still feel empty?

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    5/5
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    John works through a crisis.

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    5
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    40
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