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    A fight, a slam, a murder. A boy and his accomplice have to cover up the death of his father. Shockingly, it goes awry.

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    A Homestuck rewrite where some things are worse and some things are better. It's hard to have everything you want, even if you have good intentions.

    This snippet starts at the beginning of Act One and goes to around halfway through it.

    [happy 4/13!]

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    the colour red never looked so perfect and mesmerizing to you.

    you never hated a colour more. it reminds you of the stupid stare he gave you.

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    your name is dave strider and being popular is a double edged sword.
    OR
    dave realises being popular isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

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    your name is john egbert and you don't really get the hype of being with someone.
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    john doesn't get how anyone would ever like him like that.

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    Dave Strider joins the school SBURB club at the request of his sister Rose. He creates a character and befriends the other players. Teen drama ensues.

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    "Who gives a fuck about other peoples genders? Not a topic of discussion. For all you knew, he wanted to burn every trans person at the stake and kick you in the balls if you come within 5 feet of a women’s restroom." OR dave and john go through their lesbian arcs. (did i do the "" OR ____ thing right? did i?)

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    A look into Dave's life, pre sburb

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    This will be a compilation of short writing dumps about my various aus, or quick prompts that appear in my head hehe. :)

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    A short story about a Doomed John and a friend he makes.
    Originally written for GiftforU#9940 in the MSPFA Discord Server as part of a Secret Santa event.
    Also posted on MSPFA (https://mspfa.com/?s=49321&p=1)

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    Dave is gay for his older brother. Very gay. Bro randomly calls him up and reassures him, leading to Dave feeling worse. Luckily, John is there to lift the younger brother's spirits.

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    you tell john you're in love with him.

    yet the words don't come out,

    until you force it out.

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    It will be your world, John, she told you. Didn’t she know how much this would hurt? You don’t understand these colors without her. You don’t want to. Time is confusing and heavy and humid and you can’t carry it at all. You resent its place on your shoulders. You can’t even begin to grasp space, big and distant and terrifying. This can’t be for you. Not all of it. You don’t want their lives. You wanted them alive.

    or: the heir accepts his birthright.

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    What happens when the world throws everything at you, pushing you to the brink of tears!? Well, that happens with June and Her friends!!!
    She started high school a few months ago with Her childhood friends, meeting new people and making...rivals!? She's just about to lose Her mind with everything going on.

    A (sorta) slice of life mainly about June, Rose, Dave, and Jade +Many, many others. What will they do when things get hard for them?....

    Become distressed.

    This is getting remade!!!!!!!

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    Soulmates are found by kissing, and John has a silly habit of kissing his girl friends the first time he meets them, just in case. Dave visits for the first time and points out that he's missing some options there...not at all with an agenda to kiss one of his earliest crushes and first loves. Totally, absolutely not. He doesn't expect anything to come of it, though. Naturally, it doesn't go as Dave expected in damn near any way.

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    This Halloween, John’s secrets (and his coulrophobia) come to light.

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    ~“Are you recording this?” Karkat asks, eying the camera John is setting up.
    John’s smile is brighter than usual. He’s excited about something. “Yeah. I’m going to send it to Dave when we’re done.”
    Karkat looks skeptical as John joins him on the bed. “Are you sure he’d like it?” he asks as he’s laid down. “What I do with him isn’t the same as what I do with you.”~

    John takes a suggestion from Dave and sends him the video afterwards.

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    Dirk gets a mysterious call from a hospital.

    He now has to raise his teenage brother he didn't know he had. After years in foster care he thinks he might know how to raise a traumatized child, but does Dave agree? What difficulties will they face? And what is Dave hiding?

    Writing this mostly for myself but you can read it too.

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    -- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 20:34 --
    EB: hey!
    TG: hey
    TG: whats up
    EB: can we talk?

    Or: Eg(g)bert finally cracks

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    I don't even know with this one. Basically John and Dave fuck because Dave is gay and John wants to feel like a woman and they both want an excuse to escape their dead-end marriages.

    Contains no Obana-assisted suic!de. You are welcome.

    (The title comes from the Neil Cicierega song because it is funny to me personally, and also I happened to be listening to it while writing the John/Dave scene. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter)

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