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John Egbert has never played Dungeons and Dragons. Well, not until Dave Strider convinces him to. By making his brother teach John how to play. Shenanigans ensue.
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Ronald McDonald's Little Shop of Horrors by steezie22 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Aug 2022
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John's had this job for a week now, but he's sure of one thing so far; He hates sharing the floor with that god-awful sunglasses kid.
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therapeutic drabbles of a Mcdonalds manager falling back into her homestucker era <3 -
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John is low on options for defeating Crockercorp and increasingly desperate for aid. Thus, he seeks the aid of demons - but for all his urgency, he's not quite desperate enough to sacrifice hundreds of lives to summon one. Then again, the book never did specify what species the sacrificed lives had to be. He's not sure if he's happened upon a fantastic loophole, another dead end, or a grave offense...but there's only one way to find out.
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- Part 6 of Everything Johndave
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John's just relaxing on his lawn, trying to ignore the awful things he feels when a flash of red changes the course of his day.
A Dave from another timeline, one with a better outcome than his own, is injured on his lawn. He's heard the stories of doomed Daves, of version after version of his best friend dying so they could all live.
He doesn't intend on letting this one go.
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- Part 5 of Everything Johndave
- Part 7 of Everything Davekat
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June Egbert finally gets to meet her friend in person after talking to her for months online. Her IRL friends already know her though, and she isn't very well liked among them.
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That's Dave, bestest bro supreme. Not at all anything else; no he's not repressing anything, Rose, you're just projecting. What are you, gay?
(also known as: two exerts of the bedtime cuddles of one dave strider and john egbert.)
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John decides to help vriska defeat Lord English and successfully succeeds, but by a string. He comes back after a long 3 years of fighting in the war. As John is able to experience reuniting with his long awaiting friends and being able to be free from the sburb session’s strong grasp of despair and loss, he also experiences a slowly developing relationship with the girl he likes, loves, and hate- Terezi Pyrope.
As much as we know how much John likes terezi in red romance just as much in black romance, his feelings swarm all around him in confusion, and isn’t able to know how he truly feels about Her, and Terezi returning the caliginous feelings…
Is Terezi able to reciprocate the Red romance love the for John, Aswell?
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When Dad goes to his and John's hometown of Silent Hill to finish off some of his late mother's finances, a series of freak storms leave John unable to contact him. After a few weeks with nothing but a single letter from his father, John decides to take a weekend off of college and go in search of his father, Dave in tow. They don't make it far into the town before a crash leaves them separated, hurt, and confused. It doesn't take them long to figure out that they aren't the only ones stuck in Silent Hill, or that the town has been ravaged by more than just storms.
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Whobie, the troll that has lived most of their life alone in a cave was thrust into the Sgrub session in an attempt for Sollux to mess with the timeline. They did not really fit in. They tried messing around with the humans to remedy some of their loneliness but... got too attached to John. Whobie had never felt friendship before and panicked, ghosting John and not interacting with him again until much, much later in the session after the rest of the trolls have gone, and only a maddened Whobie was left. The humans decide to throw John at the problem, leading to the taming of the wild animal that is this loser.
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- Part 2 of Whobie Stuff
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“ ‘One friend. Okay?”
“You narrow your eyes. “Why?”
“Take-out when we get back, your pick. And a not-crappy school year.”
You weigh the options in your head quietly, trying your best to school your face into a neutral expression beneath your pointy-tipped shades, a smaller replica of Bro’s. On one hand, all the kids you’ve seen in this town so far are nerdy-looking and probably aren’t allowed to have Doritos. On the other hand, take-out sounds pretty good, and by take-out you mean McDonald’s because you always want McDonald’s.
You nod at him firmly. “Deal.’”
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a tale of one young dave strider and the first friend he made after moving.
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title from mary’s song (oh my my my) by taylor swift
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A Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 May 2022
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Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.
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Your name is Dave Strider, and sometimes you have peculiar dreams.
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Клип на песню "Пой мне ещё" группы "Сплин". Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
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- Русский
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 16
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home is where you are in a constant state of anxiety by The_Loser_Army
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Feb 2022
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Dave is hungry. He needs to do something about that.
NGL i was workin through some stuff with this one
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Sometimes when you're desperate, you make questionable choices. Sometimes the questionable choice involves a demon who's almost charming enough for the deal you made with him to be attractive, on your end. Sometimes the demon you made a deal with is more complicated than you expected. Sometimes there's a ghost, and some magic...and maybe a couple kisses.
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- Part 2 of City Divided
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A zine about moving out after being stuck home.
A fully illustrated look at the beta kids' first year at UW, circa 2014 (all images, 15 pages).
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Aliens are REAL!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (MY NEW ROOMMATE IS AN ALIEN) by awvu
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Dec 2021
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TG: john listen to me because im going to tell you something super important
TG: you are a goddamn idiot. you are an absolute moron.
TG: you’re going to get yourself absolutely destroyed or lost or some shit like that and because of your shitty track record, someone’s gonna have to call 911 to report some stupid asshole who decided that going into a forest to look for some random ufo is more important than preserving his life and living another day.
TG: send pics
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John has never seen Dave with his socks off before. He's in for a surprise.
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- Part 1 of Coolkid Ink
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Dave's been planning something for a good five years. Here's the aftermath.
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Festivals.
You’ve never been to one but you’ve heard they’re supposed to be fun. Food, games, accidentally getting roped into marrying a member of the royal family.
Wait what?
(11/14/2021)
{𝐇𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬}
I kinda hate all the ideas I had for this fic so imma give it a bit of time before continuing it