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    You hold your breath in the bathtub until you see stars.

    Runs in the family, you guess.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your BRO has disappeared. You're sure he's fine. You're increasingly unsure you're fine.

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    "So I said to the guy, "That's not a skeleton, that's my wife!"" John shouts to a table full of roaring adventurers, howls of laughter filling the tavern. One of them passes a flagon of ale to the armor-clad warrior, and John gives them a little two-fingered salute, grabbing it by the handle and looking down into the fuzzy foam.

    The door gets kicked open by a boot clad in rusted, dented iron, a fellow knight dragging a broken bastard sword behind him, snapped cleanly in half from the tip down. Sir Strider lifts his visor up and then pulls back the hood of his coif. His presence a mild deterrent, a battle-worn body carrying itself across the tavern's floor and sitting across the table from John, shoving a small dwarven smith out of the way (he scrabbles angrily but slinks away into the crowd). Sir Strider pulls his sword up, still heavy despite its decapitation, and plants it firmly in the table. "You. Knight Egbert."

    John musses their hair a little bit, pulling out a lengthy warpick and dropping it on the table in return, causing it to rattle. "That's me, alright. To whom do I owe the honor?"

    21/365

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    giving your best friend and crush advice over a breakup would be so much easier if it meant he realised he had feelings for you;
    instead of it being the exact opposite and you are left trying to get over him again.

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    Dave wants to have a talk with John, a one-on-one, man to man. Dave uses the advice and life lessons he's learnt from his bro to get his way with John, and Dave's not taking no for an answer.

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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

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    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    This is why when you woke up to see the familiar filthy, flaky popcorn ceiling, you didn’t immediately freak out.

    The word immediately is the key word there.

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    Where Dave finds himself in time trouble (of course he does).

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    john had a long summer. it's about time casey gets a birthday party.

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    DAVE STRIDER has never used a magical camera to start a school blog. He's never actually gone to school, befriended a troll, or helped someone hack into anti-no-maj-firewalls.

    But all that is about to change when a not-so-mysterious letter arrives by crow messenger: a letter with an invitation to what some might call child prison. There he finds not only friends, magical social media, and a cranky roommate, but a weird destiny that's been following him...all of them.

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    Dirk strider's life is like an old car. close to falling apart, but still working.

    Dirk strider had a simple life, he had three jobs that didn't pay enough and a cool younger brother to take care of. or at least, that's untill he met Jake English, his new nosy neighbor from across the hall.
    a man who insist on making Dirk's life a tiny bit harder than it has to be, by forcing him to follow his dream.

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    The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.

     

    Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It

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    Dave plays chess with Dirk and has some deep conversation.. Kinda.

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    dave and john walk home together and dave thinks a lot about. things.

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    After being gone for a while, June spends some time with two old friends who have also gone through some life changes.

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    In which Dave and John talk about the very loud boy that's joined their school

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    John is late to class and looking for the room. He runs into another student that's new too and they become fast friends.

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    A young man awakens from a long coma. It just so happens that today, not the 13th of April, is the day this young man changes. This story is about John Egbert, our loving protagonist, going ultimate. We follow John (who was supposedly dead) and his journey with Dirk, Rosebot, and Terezi. This fic will follow the Homestuck^2 timeline after the epilogues. I recommend not reading until after reading the epilogues. I spent a while studying ascension and how I think it would affect John. I'll include a link to my original doc where I explain. If you would instead go into this with no info and free of spoilers be my guest, but for anyone interested, I'll leave the link.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuWnPT_84M9irgwE115d-HU_QHIO0lG3QmOsD7OUfGY/edit?usp=sharing

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    John Egbert is a small puppy taken into a brand new home, and on day one he already made a friend! He really loves the little kitten and the kitty shows him everything he needs to know about living under the Lalonde's roof.

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