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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you are not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be HUNDREDS OF YEARS in the future living in your FORTIFIED APARTMENT while trying to survive POST-APOCALYPSE long enough to start A UNIVERSE-CREATING GAME. Instead, you find yourself TRAPPED IN THE PAST with no apparent way back, UNABLE TO CONTACT any of your friends, and your future SUPERSTAR BRO watching and judging your every move.

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    Somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles, there is a little kingdom of trolls and fairies.

    Everyone who lives here is very, very small.
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    (uh basically an ironic au of homestuck but its ben and holly)

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    A series of correspondences between four unlikely friends.

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    Rose takes drastic measures.

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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.

    What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?

    Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.

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    Rose Lalonde has a complicated relationship to her mother, and therefore has only the most well-thought and stable response to the news of her death. Let me know if i'm missing any tags.

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    During a mission Rose Lalonde is badly injured and her team isn't fully prepared to heal her up. At least she has medical training of her own.

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    This fresh new iteration of ̷̛̛̰͚̆̈́́̿͋͋͒̍█̵̡̛̮̣̹̮͇̯̩͔̹̲̌̎͊̏̋͊́̀̆̅͜eta kids prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    After the trolls and humanity seem to finally settle their differences a peace conference is held. Turns out it’s actually politicians appeasing the troll with the blood of those they’ve deemed beneath them. When you found out about this ruse you did the only thing you could, you tried to save as many people as you could. However you, alongside John, Jade, Dave, Dirk, Rose and Roxy, got kidnapped for daring to interrupt the troll’s plans. Now, stuck on a alien ship far away from home you must find your way through an entirely new way of life. While your at it you try and help keep a rebellion secret and protect the lives of your new friends. But no matter the hardships you will continue trying, and because of that you’re gonna win.

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    ==> Be Dave

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are severely fucking traumatized.

    And the universe has decided that you are going to acknowledge that trauma, whether you want to or not.

    (on temporary hiatus while i move and get settled in cross-country!!)

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    june, jace, rose, and dave take a trip up to the tiny town of gravity falls, oregon, to visit grandpa harley for the summer. shenanigans ensue.

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    Rose.

    Rose stirs.

    Rose, please.

    She opens her eyes to someplace unfamiliar.

    Wake up, Rose.

     

    or, Rose remembers her brother and raises hell. Elsewhere, her friends try to remember enough stop her.

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    John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.

    In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.

    But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?

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    The Beta kids experience their first meteor shower on Earth C.

    [Takes place in the Skaian Pantheon universe - 2 years Post-Landing.]

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    Project Meteorite was supposed to save the world. Teenagers with super powers taught to fight evil. They were necessary, special, useful. That's what they told Dave. Instead they left everyone broken, lost, or in his case 'dead'. Nothing good happened on the 'Meteor'. He's had enough. He's going to stop them.

    Turns out saving the world is a lot more complicated than it seems. Especially when all your friends seem to need saving from themselves.

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    Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde are sibling 5 year olds at Skaia Elementary School. When a new student, Jade Harley, comes to their school, they all hatch a plan to add Jade to their family. How can three 5 year olds do that?

    Dirk and Jake are unwittingly used to facilitate this plan.

    (aka Dave and Jade set up their father figures)

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