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Come Away to the Water by CalWillowCreates
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Hunger Games (Movies)
14 Mar 2024
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[A Hunger Games AU, all chapters will have content warnings at the top of each chapter.]
Jade Harley never asked for this, she never asked to get ripped away from the only family she had and compete in sensationalized murder.
Kankri Vantas did ask for this because he volunteered when the only family he had was reaped and didn't think twice about it.
The 97th Annual Hunger Games has been expected, and not eagerly awaited.
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You don't want to say it, but you kind of wish you were like John!
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- English
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- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.
But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?
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“I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”
“Literally why though?”
“Why would he survive?”
“Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”
“That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”
“He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”
“They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”
“You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”
“James.”
“What?”
“My middle name is James.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah.”
“Johnathan James Egbert.”
“That’s me.”
“Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”
“I’m right though!”
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Era
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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Marooned and Such Shenanigans by anamorphicvamp
Fandoms: Homestuck, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Jan 2024
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The kids have beat SBURB and earned their prize. Though, they are thrust into a world not of their making and have to rely on others to ensure a safe reunion.
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Homestuck and One Piece crossover because why not. There isn't enough of it in the world.
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A fully voice acted audio adaptation of Sarah Zedig's Godfeels
RSS feed: https://pinecast.com/feed/podfeels
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Do you have to let it linger? by parrotintexas
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Homestuck
13 Dec 2023
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A Homestuck/Hunger Games crossover!!
John and Jade are from District 9, a 13 and a 17 year old, that are reaped into the hunger games. Who will survive, who will fall, and who will the real winners be?
(Irregular updates :3)
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John Egbert and Jade Harley Play Ghostbusters MMORPG 2 by KittyCatMeowKittyKaPow
Fandoms: Homestuck, ghostbusters mmorpg 2
12 Dec 2023
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Basically they play a video game, literally no plot its just a fluffshot.
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- English
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- 684
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- 1/1
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- 22
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Cronus has never been a poster boy for good decision making. But when a cutie in your cinema class has perfect muscles and his best friend is willing to punch a guy in the face, what else was he supposed to do? Not try to date one (or preferably both) of them?
Featuring Cronus's bad decisions, Jade's particularly... aggressive brand of flirting, and John having a small crisis in the corner.
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They say put on a happy face cause we’re……
Tick tock
Tick tock
TICKING LIKE A TIME BOMB!
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In which John gets all puffed up over Terezi sending him around to solve her boy-and-girl problems, and makes a quick stop to fix his sister's, instead.
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- Part 5 of ==> You there, character! Do a thing!
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most of this is just some random shit i come up with, i just wanted to test out the skin. (it’s horrible, it’s so much workkk!!!)
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(John is Not Fine.)
In which John Egbert deals with being worshiped as a god, and the disconnection from reality that comes with having the power to do whatever the fuck he wants. Also, his brain has stopped working. He really needs to deal with that.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the kids didn't skip forward in time five thousand years, and are instead trying to build civilization themselves and live up to the expectations placed upon them as gods.]
10 Years Post-Landing
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- Part 11 of The Skaian Pantheon
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the colour red never looked so perfect and mesmerizing to you.
you never hated a colour more. it reminds you of the stupid stare he gave you.
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- Part 3 of high school is hard
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your name is john egbert and you don't really get the hype of being with someone.
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john doesn't get how anyone would ever like him like that.Series
- Part 1 of high school is hard
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Jade never meant for this happen. She didn't. It wasn't even her idea to begin with.
The island had always been her prison, she didn't mean to make it theirs too.
None of this was meant to happen.
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Once upon a time, in the land of Skaia, there lived a bird which roosted on the highest, most treacherous mountain, and was rarely seen by the people. But that did not stop them from seeking it out. Adventurers tried to brave the mountain, but none of them ever made it to the peak, where the bird was said to have its nest. They desired this bird for the magical properties its feathers were rumored to have, able to cure almost any disease.
Jade Harley has read all about this bird. It's almost always the same: don't bother, the mountain is cursed.
Jade Harley thinks that is all bunk.
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- Part 1 of The Volucrine Chronicles
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Jade and John play Uno.
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It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.
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- Part 1 of Earth C(hronicles)