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    Just another coffee shop AU. What could go wrong?

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    seriously just a poorly written draft im deciding to post. its old

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    “I do not think Spongebob would survive the apocalypse.”

    “Literally why though?”

    “Why would he survive?”

    “Dude he can literally rip himself up into bits.”

    “That doesn’t stop you from getting bit and infected dude.”

    “He’s a sponge! They wouldn’t wanna eat him.”

    “They go after anything that makes noise, Spongebob can’t shut up to save his life.”

    “You watch how you talk about Spongebob Johnathan whatever-your-middle-name-is Egbert.”

    “James.”

    “What?”

    “My middle name is James.”

    “Oh, really?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Johnathan James Egbert.”

    “That’s me.”

    “Well Johnathan James Egbert watch your fucking mouth about how you talk about Spongebob.”

    “I’m right though!”

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    Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.

    What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?

    Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.

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    RGB takes care of 4 children who was about to do universe destroying shit; while that didn’t happened— the outcome was something of a worse fate than death.

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    A Homestuck/Hunger Games crossover!!
    John and Jade are from District 9, a 13 and a 17 year old, that are reaped into the hunger games. Who will survive, who will fall, and who will the real winners be?
    (Irregular updates :3)
    Title: "Linger" by the Cranberries (check them out their music lowkey highkey slaps)

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    This fresh new iteration of ̷̛̛̰͚̆̈́́̿͋͋͒̍█̵̡̛̮̣̹̮͇̯̩͔̹̲̌̎͊̏̋͊́̀̆̅͜eta kids prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    Rose and John discuss their level ups.

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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you are fated to ruin your daughter’s childhood.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and today is the worst day of your life.

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    Your name is Rose. You have deduced that you're being robbed by a thief who is either incredibly polite or incredibly arrogant.

    You later decide that you really should've paid more attention to the legends of this town.

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    Long-lost twins Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde-Egbert meet for the first time at summer camp, and this leads them down a path of discovery, stupidity, and danger, that changes their lives forever.

    (Part 1 of the Strilondeswap Trilogy)

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    A Homestuck rewrite where some things are worse and some things are better. It's hard to have everything you want, even if you have good intentions.

    This snippet starts at the beginning of Act One and goes to around halfway through it.

    [happy 4/13!]

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    (John is Not Fine.)

    In which John Egbert deals with being worshiped as a god, and the disconnection from reality that comes with having the power to do whatever the fuck he wants. Also, his brain has stopped working. He really needs to deal with that.

     

    [Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the kids didn't skip forward in time five thousand years, and are instead trying to build civilization themselves and live up to the expectations placed upon them as gods.]

    10 Years Post-Landing

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    the colour red never looked so perfect and mesmerizing to you.

    you never hated a colour more. it reminds you of the stupid stare he gave you.

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    your name is john egbert and you don't really get the hype of being with someone.
    OR
    john doesn't get how anyone would ever like him like that.

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    Kanaya is used by her alien mistress, and loses a game she has seldom won.

    There are consequences.

    (Alternatively:

    Rose has a fun night, and invites someone to share it with.)

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    A mixup cuffs John to an alluring woman. Written to fill the prompt "two people, one pair of handcuffs".

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    It will be your world, John, she told you. Didn’t she know how much this would hurt? You don’t understand these colors without her. You don’t want to. Time is confusing and heavy and humid and you can’t carry it at all. You resent its place on your shoulders. You can’t even begin to grasp space, big and distant and terrifying. This can’t be for you. Not all of it. You don’t want their lives. You wanted them alive.

    or: the heir accepts his birthright.

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    John doesn't realize how dysphoric he is, until all of his trans friends bring him(?) into their queer lives.

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    A zine about moving out after being stuck home.

    A fully illustrated look at the beta kids' first year at UW, circa 2014 (all images, 15 pages).

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